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1   curious2   2014 Jan 10, 2:32am  

Just in time for "Fallujah, Part II: wounded warriors take revenge."

2   Ceffer   2014 Jan 10, 3:00am  

As if breaking your toes, slashing your shins and taking up all the parking real estate wasn't enough, now they want to singe your eyebrows off.

Hey man, need a light? EEEEYOW!!

3   EBGuy   2014 Jan 10, 3:10am  

The How Berkeley Can You Be Parade went down hill fast once they banned open flames.
Another entry featured a flame thrower affixed to a chair on a hydraulic lift, "until the Fire Department freaked out," Solomon said.

4   New Renter   2014 Jan 10, 3:28am  

This is how AF should be planning his retirement.

5   Ceffer   2014 Jan 10, 4:02am  

The 500 pound WalMart scooter queens can now clear a path to their favorite blue label special deals.

6   curious2   2014 Jan 10, 4:14am  

Ceffer says

The 500 pound WalMart scooter queens can now clear a path to their favorite blue label special deals.

...while cooking a nutritious dinner at the same time. All it needs is a 10' skewer on the front, so that the handicapped can savor equal access to Walmart's imminent cannibal anarchy.

Walmart: rolling back prices (and heads!) to 1459, just in time for Valentine's Day!

7   New Renter   2014 Jan 10, 9:16am  

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

They can feature dueling cripples at monster truck rallies' half-time ceremonies.

Cripple fight?

CRIPPLE FIGHT!!!

8   JodyChunder   2014 Jan 10, 10:35am  

That's a mighty fine succulent to be flambe'-ing all willy-nilly.

Asshole!

9   zzyzzx   2014 Jan 10, 11:15am  

Still needs an additional Gatling gun added, for extra protection.

10   curious2   2014 Jan 10, 11:19am  

zzyzzx says

Still needs an additional Gatling gun added, for extra protection.

True, you can never be too safe.

11   New Renter   2014 Jan 10, 11:50am  

curious2 says

zzyzzx says

Still needs an additional Gatling gun added, for extra protection.

True, you can never be too safe.

And a Hyabusa engine. The gasoline can also feed the flamethrower.

12   Dan8267   2014 Jan 10, 12:09pm  

You can clear a lot of snow with that thing. Just make sure the neighbors don't rat you out to the cops.

13   New Renter   2014 Jan 10, 4:34pm  

Dan8267 says

You can clear a lot of snow with that thing. Just make sure the neighbors don't rat you out to the cops.

Would you rat on a neighbor with a flamethrower? Really?

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