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Reward To Any Man Who Can Turn Lesbian Daughter Straight

By New Renter following x   2014 Jan 24, 2:07am 7,645 views   26 comments   watch   sfw   quote     share    


Reward! $120M!

This man:

Has now doubled his original offer of $60M to anyone who can turn his 33 year old daughter straight:

http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2014/01/23/cecil-chao-hong-kong-billionaire-gigi_n_4651872.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular

All it takes is for her to meet the right man, right?

1   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2014 Jan 24, 2:11am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

He needs to knock up his own daughter. That will create an heir that could approch 75 percent of his own genetics.

Then he can knock up his grand daughter and approach pure clonehood. Who needs random access males? Didn't he see Chinatown? Noah Cross knew how to do it.

Why does he hate his own sperm?

2   New Renter   ignore (11)   2014 Jan 24, 2:29am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Ceffer says

He needs to knock up his own daughter. That will create an heir that could approch 75 percent of his own genetics.

Then he can knock up his grand daughter and approach pure clonehood. Who needs random access males? Didn't he see Chinatown? Noah Cross knew how to do it.

Why does he hate his own sperm?

3   Dan8267   ignore (3)   2014 Jan 24, 2:40am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

New Renter says

I was about to say, "I don't know if I can do it, but I'll try.", until I saw that picture. Now I think she's turned me gay.

4   zzyzzx   ignore (1)   2014 Jan 24, 2:45am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

She might have a better time meeting men if she wore a paper bag over her head.

5   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (34)   2014 Jan 24, 2:53am   ↑ like (4)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

She'd be more appealing with a little something behind her ears - like her knees.

6   New Renter   ignore (11)   2014 Jan 24, 3:22am   ↑ like (5)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Dan8267 says

New Renter says

I was about to say, "I don't know if I can do it, but I'll try.", until I saw that picture. Now I think she's turned me gay.

If that's what "turns you gay" you were already in the closet, hand on the doorknob and pushing on the door.

7   zzyzzx   ignore (1)   2014 Jan 24, 3:31am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

I would not force her to marry a man. But obviously I would, from my point of view, prefer her to be married and to have grandchildren.”

Yeah, but if you marry her, you end up with a Father in Law that looks like Kim Jong-il.

8   Rin   ignore (3)   2014 Jan 24, 4:29am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

New Renter says

Dan8267 says

New Renter says

I was about to say, "I don't know if I can do it, but I'll try.", until I saw that picture. Now I think she's turned me gay.

If that's what "turns you gay" you were already in the closet, hand on the doorknob and pushing on the door.

Well, I'd marry her, however, with that amount of money, I'd hire another guy to actually bang her.

Perhaps this guy could wear a wig, call himself Rina, and then, tell her that he's sticking a realistic dildo inside her. She won't know the difference.

9   New Renter   ignore (11)   2014 Jan 24, 6:22am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Rin says

Well, I'd marry her, however, with that amount of money, I'd hire another guy to actually bang her.

Why?

When trying to convert a lesbian the proper strategy is to meet halfway with three ways..of the other kind.

Rin says

Perhaps this guy could wear a wig, call himself Rina, and then, tell her that he's sticking a realistic dildo inside her. She won't know the difference.

Aha, NOW I see what's going on.

Maybe you and Dan should hook up. You two seem to have a few things in common

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

She'd be more appealing with a little something behind her ears - like her knees.

Now THIS is a man who understands how to convert a lesbian! I predict our PatNet sensi will soon be a very rich, very happy man.

10   MAGA   ignore (1)   2014 Jan 24, 6:32am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

I'll give it a shot. Now where did I put my Viagra?

11   dublin hillz   ignore (0)   2014 Jan 24, 6:34am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

She ain't no beauty queen but after 4 shots of stoli and a glass of merlot she won't be bad either.

12   Tenpoundbass   ignore (11)   2014 Jan 24, 6:41am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

Not trying to be homophobe or say anything stupid here.
But this is a huge problem for many Older Asians as their only heirs are turning out be gay. Don't take that wrong, I mean it's a problem for the older generation, who expected their one child to win the spouse lottery and take care of them in their old age.
Traditionally their children are their retirement plan. Not judging here, just putting it out there. Why it's such a big deal for this guy. Even though he has enough money to provide for him self and certainly doesn't need her to care for him. It's still a matter pride for these folks, who they married and how well they are doing domestically.

Hope that doesn't sound shallow.

13   zzyzzx   ignore (1)   2014 Jan 24, 6:46am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

jvolstad says

I'll give it a shot. Now where did I put my Viagra?

dublin hillz says

She ain't no beauty queen but after 4 shots of stoli and a glass of merlot she won't be bad either.

That's why I wanted the paper bag.

14   New Renter   ignore (11)   2014 Jan 24, 6:49am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

dublin hillz says

She ain't no beauty queen but after 4 shots of stoli and a glass of merlot she won't be bad either.

Its not like she's exactly trying in that mug shot.

15   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2014 Jan 24, 8:09am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

She does look like a mean sucker. Wait, she doesn't suck, that's part of the problem.

You might make 120 million, but if you don't produce an heir, you get fed to 120 starving lesbians.

16   Rin   ignore (3)   2014 Jan 24, 8:09am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

New Renter says

Rin says

Well, I'd marry her, however, with that amount of money, I'd hire another guy to actually bang her.

Why?

When trying to convert a lesbian the proper strategy is to meet halfway with three ways..of the other kind.

Once I get the daddy's bankroll, I'm off to Rio, and outsourcing my job, just like corporate America would.

17   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (34)   2014 Jan 24, 8:22am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

New Renter says

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

She'd be more appealing with a little something behind her ears - like her knees.

Now THIS is a man who understands how to convert a lesbian! I predict our PatNet sensi will soon be a very rich, very happy man

Happened long ago. Now I just wander around Chinatown transforming rich heiress lesbians into savage, wanton cock hounds.

Once Moo Shi Dyke sees me comb my hair with my tongue and jerk and lift a laundry truck with my dick - wider than any dick she's seen is long - and she'll be all FUCK ME, JOE! FUCK ME, LONG TIME!

18   Rin   ignore (3)   2014 Jan 24, 8:26am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

Happened long ago.

Lucky you, one butch tried to bite me, for being a guy.

And yes, she looked like a caucasian version of this guy's daughter.

19   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2014 Jan 24, 8:31am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

AF is legendary for being able to balance a troupe of Chinatown lesbians on his tongue, all of them having simultaneous multiple orgasms.

He is the Chuck Norris of lesbian conversion.

20   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (34)   2014 Jan 24, 8:35am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Ceffer says

He is the Chuck Norris of lesbian conversion.

Sssshhhhh!

Don't get them started!

Trying to take a break. Tonight is pizza night!

21   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (34)   2014 Jan 24, 8:36am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Rin says

Lucky you, one butch tried to bite me, for being a guy.

This may have been her bulldyke way of flirting. Did you try biting her back? You know, someplace that mattered?

22   Rin   ignore (3)   2014 Jan 24, 8:41am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

Rin says

Lucky you, one butch tried to bite me, for being a guy.

This may have been her bulldyke way of flirting. Did you try biting her back? You know, someplace that mattered?

Sorry, had to use my Gin to clean out the cut. I haven't tried a lesbo ever since.

I'm glad that I didn't get rabies.

23   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2014 Jan 24, 8:46am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

I've heard of flesh eating bacteria, but I thought the flesh eating lesbian was reserved for Cannibal Anarchy.

You are lucky the bite mark didn't sprout a new bulldyke, you must have got it just in the nick of time.

24   Rin   ignore (3)   2014 Jan 24, 8:48am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Ceffer says

You are lucky the bite mark didn't sprout a new bulldyke, you must have got it just in the nick of time.

It's Bombay Sapphire on the rocks to the rescue there; it killed the spores in time.

25   BlueSardine   ignore (2)   2014 Jan 24, 10:08am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

well if you were a rock skipping along on top of the pond, you would have bottomed out after about a half inch....

CaptainShuddup says

Hope that doesn't sound shallow.

26   BlueSardine   ignore (2)   2014 Jan 24, 10:11am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

The bigger question is what were you wearing that she had to 'discover' this....

Rin says

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

Happened long ago.

Lucky you, one butch tried to bite me, for being a guy.





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