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Flatulent cows start fire at German dairy farm
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2014 Jan 28, 6:09am 3,515 views 4 comments
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Tenpoundbass
2014 Jan 28, 7:03am
Tenpoundbass
2014 Jan 28, 7:03am
APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says
How do you bolt it to a car or truck?
You gotta think smarter, no bolts required. Just drive that baby right on in to the conflict you want to do battle in and you're good to go.
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New Renter
2014 Jan 28, 8:15am
New Renter
2014 Jan 28, 8:15am
APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says
How do you bolt it to a car or truck?
You gotta think smarter, no bolts required. Just drive that baby right on in to the conflict you want to do battle in and you're good to go.
It looks to me that motorcycle is powered by that bovine.
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Ceffer
2014 Jan 28, 8:27am
Ceffer
2014 Jan 28, 8:27am
Since I am the moderator of this thread, does that mean I can delete any post that is more clever than mine?
So far, they are all more clever.
It is good to be king!
http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/01/27/us-germany-cows-idUSBREA0Q1HY20140127
For the cannibal anarchist who has everything, cows that can be bred as flame throwers, just give them a harness with a remote controlled battery pack spark plug at the point of emission.