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How to contact Patrick

By KgK one following x   2014 Mar 5, 5:46am 4,181 views   15 comments   watch   nsfw   quote     share    


Hi Patrick how do I contact you I have some ideas and need your 2 cents

1   Iranian_Oil_Burse   ignore (5)   2014 Mar 5, 2:05pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Include @Patrick in your message and he'll be notified automatically.

2   Dan8267   ignore (3)   2014 Mar 5, 9:11pm   ↑ like (6)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

KgK one says

Hi Patrick how do I contact you

1. Call DIE-BAN-KERS. Wait for three rings. Hang up. Repeat.
2. Leave the message, "My yams are growing nicely.".
3. You will receive an anonymous text to meet someone by the handle Apocalypsefuck in a dark, secluded alley. Bring the blood of a realtor.
4. Apocalypsefuck will set up a meeting with Patrick, if he finds you worthy. If not, he will skull-fuck you.
5. When approaching Patrick, never make eye contact and bring a sacrifice. Anyone from Goldman Sachs will do.

3   New Renter   ignore (11)   2014 Mar 5, 11:22pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Dan8267 says

Apocalypsefuck will set up a meeting with Patrick, if he finds you worthy. If not, he will skull-fuck you.

I imagine that's how he gets most of his dates.

4   skinnyninja   ignore (0)   2014 Mar 6, 12:05am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Surprise twist: Patrick and Apocalypsefuck are the same person.

I secretly believe this and it makes me happy!

5   New Renter   ignore (11)   2014 Mar 6, 1:27am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

skinnyninja says

Surprise twist: Patrick and Apocalypsefuck are the same person.

I secretly believe this and it makes me happy!

Its true, you never see them in at the same place at the same time!

6   Tenpoundbass   ignore (14)   2014 Mar 6, 2:03am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

In a few days you will receive a vile by carrier pigeon, containing two pills, a red one and blue one. I advise you to take the red one.
The blue one has been known to cause dementia and illusions of grandeur.

7   KgK one   ignore (0)   2014 Mar 6, 3:51am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

I also think apokelopto is Patrick's wilder side. @ Patrick

8   hrhjuliet   ignore (0)   2014 Mar 6, 4:24am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Dan8267 says

KgK one says

Hi Patrick how do I contact you

1. Call DIE-BAN-KERS. Wait for three rings. Hang up. Repeat.

2. Leave the message, "My yams are growing nicely.".

3. You will receive an anonymous text to meet someone by the handle Apocalypsefuck in a dark, secluded alley. Bring the blood of a realtor.

4. Apocalypsefuck will set up a meeting with Patrick, if he finds you worthy. If not, he will skull-fuck you.

5. When approaching Patrick, never make eye contact and bring a sacrifice. Anyone from Goldman Sachs will do.

I laughed so hard reading this I scared my cat. :-) Nice.

9   Dan8267   ignore (3)   2014 Mar 6, 5:25am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

hrhjuliet says

I laughed so hard reading this I scared my cat. :-) Nice.

Your cat will get you back when you least expect it.

10   Ceffer   ignore (2)   2014 Mar 6, 5:32am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Patrick is a closet boomer. He'll take everything you have and leave you with nothing.

11   anonymous   ignore (null)   2014 Mar 6, 5:44am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

skinnyninja says

Surprise twist: Patrick and Apocalypsefuck are the same person.

I secretly believe this and it makes me happy!

No chance. Apocalypsfucko is obviously not a left coaster

12   anonymous   ignore (null)   2014 Mar 6, 10:58pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

bgamall4 says

errc says

skinnyninja says

Surprise twist: Patrick and Apocalypsefuck are the same person.

I secretly believe this and it makes me happy!

No chance. Apocalypsfucko is obviously not a left coaster

I thought he was a Zionist for awhile. Now I am not sure. He hates banksters but can't make the connection between banksters and a diabolical Zionist NWO empire.

When everythings a zionist conspiracy, everyones a zionist

13   indigenous   ignore (0)   2014 Mar 6, 11:28pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

jojo says

Is jojo about to get censored? uh oh...

Talking about self in 3rd person, bad sign... starting down the slippery slope unable to resist dark side

14   humanity   ignore (0)   2014 Mar 6, 11:51pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

CaptainShuddup says

The blue one has been known to cause dementia and illusions of grandeur.

Which is exactly why you shouldn't have taken it.

15   humanity   ignore (0)   2014 Mar 6, 11:53pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

bgamall4 says

He hates banksters but can't make the connection between banksters and a diabolical Zionist NWO empire.

Does he at least understand the way that the different alien species are duking it out for control of this planet ?

I mean pfffffft ! Who doesn't get that ?


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