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Rentacops Batter and Arrest University Employee for Fixing Misdrawn Map

By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch following x   2014 Mar 16, 3:59pm 3,818 views   28 comments   watch   nsfw   quote     share    


http://www.abovetopsecret.com/thread1002602/pg1

This is why everyone should wear an explosive vest and carry an M134 with 1,000,000 rounds of belted ammo, especially women if there is even the slimmest chance of meeting up with a cop in the states.

Clearly these guys were at best, completely wrong and fucked in the head and, more likely, perpetrating a ruse to get the woman alone to rape her, torture here and sell off her internal organs to transplant brokers.

These rentapigs should be impaled in a 7 foot pit, over which an outhouse would be constructed so the victim can enjoy listening to them gurgle (while they are alive) while she is pissing on their faces.

1   Homeboy   ignore (2)   2014 Mar 16, 7:15pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

WTF? Why do they let that retarded guy wear a cop uniform?

2   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (38)   2014 Mar 16, 11:45pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

No idea. I wouldn't let the guy wear a squeegee.

3   HydroCabron   ignore (1)   2014 Mar 16, 11:56pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

No one is innocent.

She did not know her place. You need to sculpt the population by eliminating those who do not fit in with the larger goals.

4   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (38)   2014 Mar 16, 11:59pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Iosef V HydroCabron says

No one is innocent.

She did not know her place. You need to sculpt the population by eliminating those who do not fit in with the larger goals.

I hope she bit and severed the dick of the rentapigs when they tried to rape her face.

5   New Renter   ignore (11)   2014 Mar 17, 12:18am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

This is why everyone should wear an explosive vest and carry an M134 with 1,000,000 rounds of belted ammo, especially women if there is even the slimmest chance of meeting up with a cop in the states.

That backpack for all we know may have been filled with C4 and ball bearings. Perhaps that's why the woman wanted to get it off so badly, to reach the detonator.

Anyway I don't know what all the fuss was about - The map wasn't going to be wrong ALL the time:

http://www.nasa.gov/topics/earth/features/2012-poleReversal.html

6   Dan8267   ignore (3)   2014 Mar 17, 1:14am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

When Anderson refused to immediately comply with the officers’ demands to come to the police station, one of the cops grabbed her, pushed her against the wall and took her to the ground.

Criminal assault and battery, false arrest. The cops should get 10 years minimum in prison. If they don't, the pro-gun crowd should arrest the cops at gunpoint and try them in a people's court.

7   Dan8267   ignore (3)   2014 Mar 17, 1:16am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

We need a Constitutional amendment. Anyone becoming a cop must be physically castrated so as to prevent testosterone rage.

8   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (38)   2014 Mar 17, 1:22am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Dan8267 says

Criminal assault and battery, false arrest. The cops should get 10 years minimum in prison. If they don't, the pro-gun crowd should arrest the cops at gunpoint and try them in a people's court.

At the least. There must be something in the state code on pursuing spurious claims as a basis for arrest. If there isn't there should be. The rentapig should have answered the call, interviewed the employee, figured out she was doing her job, apologized for abusing her time with nonsense, closed the complaint with field notes and paid a visit to the dweeb who filed it in the first place and told them not to be a nut and waste his time and have him bothering busy people.

9   mell   ignore (2)   2014 Mar 17, 1:26am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

What a fucking asshole, so who still thinks this banana republic can claim the higher moral ground over Putin's Russia?

10   mfs.admin   ignore (1)   2014 Mar 17, 2:25am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

This is why everyone should wear an explosive vest and carry an M134 with 1,000,000 rounds of belted ammo, especially women if there is even the slimmest chance of meeting up with a cop in the states.

Clearly these guys were at best, completely wrong and fucked in the head and, more likely, perpetrating a ruse to get the woman alone to rape her, torture here and sell off her internal organs to transplant brokers.

These rentapigs should be impaled in a 7 foot pit, over which an outhouse would be constructed so the victim can enjoy listening to them gurgle (while they are alive) while she is pissing on their faces.

You my friend are far too kind and your ideas of punishment, far too lenient..........LOL

11   New Renter   ignore (11)   2014 Mar 17, 2:37am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

Dan8267 says

Criminal assault and battery, false arrest. The cops should get 10 years minimum in prison. If they don't, the pro-gun crowd should arrest the cops at gunpoint and try them in a people's court.

At the least. There must be something in the state code on pursuing spurious claims as a basis for arrest. If there isn't there should be. The rentapig should have answered the call, interviewed the employee, figured out she was doing her job, apologized for abusing her time with nonsense, closed the complaint with field notes and paid a visit to the dweeb who filed it in the first place and told them not to be a nut and waste his time and have him bothering busy people.

That would have been the appropriate thing to do. Maybe that kind of thinking is too far above his pay grade.

12   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (38)   2014 Mar 17, 3:11am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

mfs.admin says

You my friend are far too kind and your ideas of punishment, far too lenient..........LOL

You have to believe I try my best, though. No juice box for me?

13   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (38)   2014 Mar 17, 3:12am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

New Renter says

That would have been the appropriate thing to do. Maybe that kind of thinking is too far above his pay grade.

Me cop fuck! Do what me say! Or go boom on head! Boom! Boom!

14   Dan8267   ignore (3)   2014 Mar 17, 4:01am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

Dan8267 says

Criminal assault and battery, false arrest. The cops should get 10 years minimum in prison. If they don't, the pro-gun crowd should arrest the cops at gunpoint and try them in a people's court.

At the least. There must be something in the state code on pursuing spurious claims as a basis for arrest. If there isn't there should be. The rentapig should have answered the call, interviewed the employee, figured out she was doing her job, apologized for abusing her time with nonsense, closed the complaint with field notes and paid a visit to the dweeb who filed it in the first place and told them not to be a nut and waste his time and have him bothering busy people.

Perfectly said.

You know things are fucked up when Apoc is the voice of reason.

15   Dan8267   ignore (3)   2014 Mar 17, 4:02am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

New Renter says

That would have been the appropriate thing to do. Maybe that kind of thinking is too far above his pay grade.

His pay grade should become 10 cents an hour cleaning litter on the highway while wearing an orange jumpsuit.

16   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (38)   2014 Mar 17, 4:05am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Dan8267 says

New Renter says

That would have been the appropriate thing to do. Maybe that kind of thinking is too far above his pay grade.

His pay grade should become 10 cents an hour cleaning litter on the highway while wearing an orange jumpsuit.

More like 10 cents a day, cleaning the macadam on the highway with his tongue.

17   rooemoore   ignore (1)   2014 Mar 17, 4:07am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Here's a sub-reddit for all you hippie cop-haters:

http://www.reddit.com/r/Bad_Cop_No_Donut/

18   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2014 Mar 17, 4:32am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

They couldn't afford pop ups of gang bangers and malignant terrorists on the ballistics course, so they had to settle for pop ups of fluffy, adorable pets, pigtailed girls and moms. Understandably, the sight of any of these triggers said testosterone rage and epinephrine charged beating frenzies.

After beat downs of five soccer moms, the cops get six months of paid disability stress leave, so they are all eager to make their goals.

Why do they hate budget cuts?

19   Homeboy   ignore (2)   2014 Mar 17, 4:42am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

New Renter says

Maybe that kind of thinking is too far above his pay grade.

Picking his nose is too far above his pay grade.

I say they should REALLY punish the guy. No donuts for life.

20   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (38)   2014 Mar 17, 4:46am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Homeboy says

New Renter says

Maybe that kind of thinking is too far above his pay grade.

Picking his nose is too far above his pay grade.

I say they should REALLY punish the guy. No donuts for life.

Load a baseball auto-pitch device with 100,00 jelly donuts and make him suck on it for an hour.

21   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2014 Mar 17, 4:48am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

Load a baseball auto-pitch device with 100,00 jelly donuts and make him suck on it for an hour.

I thought you were trying to think of punishments.

That would just give your average cop an erection.

22   anonymous   ignore (null)   2014 Mar 17, 4:54am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

Ceffer says

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

Load a baseball auto-pitch device with 100,00 jelly donuts and make him suck on it for an hour.

I thought you were trying to think of punishments.

I think auto correct accidentally removed the word buttcheeks.

Suck 100k donuts with his buttcheeks

23   New Renter   ignore (11)   2014 Mar 17, 4:57am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Ceffer says

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

Load a baseball auto-pitch device with 100,00 jelly donuts and make him suck on it for an hour.

I thought you were trying to think of punishments.

That would just give your average cop an erection.

This cop looks like he'd suck down every last doughnut and still lick the pitcher clean.

24   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (38)   2014 Mar 17, 5:02am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Ceffer says

That would just give your average cop an erection.

Hehehehe. Gosh, you're *terrible.*.

25   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2014 Mar 17, 6:28am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

errc says

I think auto correct accidentally removed the word buttcheeks.

Suck 100k donuts with his buttcheeks

The other cops would tear him apart for the donuts. Remember the five second rule?

With cops and donuts up the ass, it's the ten minute rule.

26   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (38)   2014 Mar 17, 6:30am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

errc says

Suck 100k donuts with his buttcheeks

Eew. Can you do that?

27   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (38)   2014 Mar 17, 6:30am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

New Renter says

This cop looks like he'd suck down every last doughnut and still lick the pitcher clean.

Your probably right. He'd assume the pitcher was a kitchen appliance.

28   Tenpoundbass   ignore (15)   2014 Mar 23, 6:16am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

Homeboy says

WTF? Why do they let that retarded guy wear a cop uniform?

He was only operating by the direct orders of another asshole wearing Robe, sash and tassels.


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