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I want Oz to do a safe sex segment, in which he comes on camera wearing a body length condom imbedded in a large artificial vagina with furry shoes. He should be licking a raw steak. His tittering female fans can pour mayonnaise on his head.

Oprah could snap Oz' spine with ease, so he better toe the line.

He is kind of like Obama with Michelle's boot up his ass.

Dr. Phil would take some work.

Which of Oz's touted weight loss supplements did Oprah use to lose all of that, oh, never mind.

obviously what he is pawning is not working. have you seen the oinkers in his audience? they are some of the largest on television. he is a fraud !!!

That is what I like about Patnet. It has become a portal to rational, intelligent discourse on the internet.

Because of his confession in front of the Senate, and because he has threatened a valuable income stream, Oprah will twerk decapitate Oz before a live audience and spit the blinking, spurting stump from her butt cleavage into the audience. The howling, hefter women will pass the skull around and dry hump it.

Oprah will then open an ad for a new "medical expert."

casandra says

have you seen the oinkers in his audience? they are some of the largest on television. he is a fraud !!!

No - they are potential customers.

When do we get to the part where the Obama administration asked for their help to Fat shame the public into accepting out of control food prices.
It's for our own good, because we're all so fucking fat!