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Who would win a street fight between Obama and Putin?

By komputodo following x   2014 Jul 21, 7:27am 13,355 views   19 comments   watch   sfw   quote     share    



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1   Tenpoundbass   ignore (11)   2014 Jul 21, 8:16am   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (2)   quote        

Obama has the law on his side. As it wouldn't be a fight at all, it would be a hate crime committed by Putin.

2   Quigley   ignore (0)   2014 Jul 21, 8:33am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Maybe Obama would win a basketball game with Putin, or perhaps a dance-off!

3   Strategist   ignore (1)   2014 Jul 21, 8:56am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote        

Why don't they gang up and beat the shit out of Kim.

4   Tenpoundbass   ignore (11)   2014 Jul 21, 9:30am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote        

I would pay to watch anyone fight Kim Jong-un, that ought to be an easy ass through ass beating. That is if Kim's guards were to stay out of it.

He doesn't even look like someone that has the stomach to even stay and watch the implementation of his atrocious orders.

If NK doesn't fail under him, I predict he will killed in Coup and replaced by a menacing figure. Probably the Guy that is currently instructing him from behind the curtains.

5   Quigley   ignore (0)   2014 Jul 21, 9:40am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

It's tough to find a menacing Korean. You'd probably have to make one menacing with artistic scars and an eyepatch or something.

6   Strategist   ignore (1)   2014 Jul 21, 9:52am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Call it Crazy says

Strategist says

Why don't they gang up and beat the shit out of Kim.

Kim Kardashian?? Why??

What did she do wrong?

I'd rather do something else to hot Kim Kardashian.
Where are you Rin? Let's get going.

7   Strategist   ignore (1)   2014 Jul 21, 9:53am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Call it Crazy says

CaptainShuddup says

I would pay to watch anyone fight Kim Jong-un,

You could easily beat him and make him cry just by taking away his doughnuts!!

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I bet a school girl could beat him up.

8   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (32)   2014 Jul 21, 10:14am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

If Obama wanted to earn his Nobel peace prize, he'd beat Putin to death with Kim Jong-un's disembodied arms.

9   Strategist   ignore (1)   2014 Jul 21, 11:34am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Call it Crazy says

Oh crap, I give up...

OK, Putin would win. Who would win at basketball?

10   Strategist   ignore (1)   2014 Jul 21, 11:40am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Call it Crazy says

Strategist says

Call it Crazy says

Oh crap, I give up...

OK, Putin would win. Who would win at basketball?

You know that answer... White men can't jump..

LOL. That was funny, OK?

11   Dan8267   ignore (3)   2014 Jul 21, 1:47pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote        

Call it Crazy says

Is Putin trying to look like a Bond villain?

12   Dan8267   ignore (3)   2014 Jul 21, 1:50pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote        

komputodo says

Who would win a street fight between Obama and Putin?

America. ...either way, one asshole down.

13   mell   ignore (2)   2014 Jul 21, 2:13pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote        

CaptainShuddup says

Obama has the law on his side. As it wouldn't be a fight at all, it would be a hate crime committed by Putin.

Possibly so, a win for Obama via affirmative action.

14   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (32)   2014 Jul 21, 2:17pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Michelle would rip Putin's guts out with her trusty pitchfork and take a nice splashy Ballantine Ale piss on his face. Obama would blow any bankers in attendance.

15   Strategist   ignore (1)   2014 Jul 21, 2:41pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Dan8267 says

Call it Crazy says

Is Putin trying to look like a Bond villain?

Looks like it. Remember, bond villains always lose in the end.

16   sam1   ignore (0)   2014 Jul 21, 3:29pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Call it Crazy says

Hmmmm... Let me think about that for a second..

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That's a really hard question.

Obama wins this fight, all he has to do is wait for Putin to die from skin cancer.

17   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2014 Jul 21, 3:58pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Obama would beat Putin's cracker ass to death with Michelle's handbag.

18   mmmarvel   ignore (0)   2014 Jul 21, 8:52pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Strategist says

Why don't they gang up and beat the shit out of Kim.

That wouldn't be very nice (and Obama is all about NICE); Kim was born that way (sheesh, ya bigot).

19   mmmarvel   ignore (0)   2014 Jul 21, 8:58pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Call it Crazy says

Kim Kardashian?? Why??

What did she do wrong?

She married a major league douche bag. What a waste.





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