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Ut-Oh! A leak in the Dike!
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2014 Jul 23, 4:23am 4,442 views 11 comments
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Y
2014 Jul 23, 4:27am
This is what happens when the "wife" is taller than the "husband" in a marriage.
No chits for these two as they should have performed their research before the nuptials...
Ceffer
2014 Jul 23, 4:49am
Was it a labial relationship or a labile relationship? I'm confused.
What do you call a drunk lesbian on a sex bender? A Butchaholic?
Ellen was snarfing rugs where she didn't belong.
What do you call a lesbian divorce attorney, a bitch wrangler or a crack lawyer? In court, they will both accuse the other of being worse than a man. Portia plans to give Ellen a good licking.
The custody battle for the strap ons will be long and drawn out, without any assurance that the climax will be satisfying to either party.
A Dutch lesbian always has her finger in a dike.
Ellen is so butch, she put on a bowling glove, picked Portia up, and threw her out.
They were beating each other up over who was the most sensitive and feeling.
Ellen will finally confess that Portia, indeed, has a fat butt.
Automan Empire
2014 Jul 23, 6:02am
This would be Rin and his 15 years younger hottie in 2024.
"I'd like to stay with you till death, but you've gotten such a big head start!"
Y
2014 Jul 23, 6:25am
Ellen looks rather aged wearing a turtleneck....
Oh wait! She has a turtleneck!
HydroCabron
2014 Jul 23, 7:01am
I visited one of her houses: the ceilings and joints were tongue-in-groove.
Y
2014 Jul 23, 3:14pm
Mutual friend? Hmmmm.
New reports has emerged that Ellen has been cheating with a mutual friend
Y
2014 Jul 24, 1:37am
I vote for the dog trailing the pack...it seems to be getting high on ellen's entrail aromas...
MisdemeanorRebel
2014 Jul 24, 2:40am
Mutual friend? Hmmmm.
C'mon, there's always that gal at work:
"My roommate and I went to the Bahamas"
"My roommate and I adopted a new cat"
"My roommate and I brought a new house together".
Ellen DeGeneres Caught Cheating With Mutual Friend Before Portia de Rossi’s Rehab – Reports [PHOTOS]
Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi's marriage has been a favorite divorce topic for quite some time now. New reports has emerged that Ellen has been cheating with a mutual friend and sent her wife to rehab after their epic fight.
The "Arrested Development" star secretly checked into the Passages Malibu rehab facility in May for 30-day treatment for drugs and alcohol. "They got into an ugly fight," according to a source during an interview with In Touch Weekly. "Portia hadn't been happy for a while and was drinking and isolating [herself], and Ellen confronted her. Portia lost it and blamed Ellen for driving her to drink because of her controlling ways and said she wasn't in love with her anymore. Ellen was crushed and screamed at Portia to get out.
http://au.ibtimes.com/articles/559951/20140722/ellen-degeneres-portia-de-rossi-cheating-allegations.htm