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Ceffer
2014 Jul 28, 3:58am
What happened to Mel Gibson spewing drunken, anti semitic invective while pursuing road rage rabbis in assless chaps?
zzyzzx
2014 Jul 28, 4:00am
When I clicked on the thread title, I was expecting it to be about hot chicks wearing ass-less chaps.
Tenpoundbass
2014 Jul 28, 4:09am
Perfect timing, Mel putting out another movie while everyone is butt hurt at the Jews.
New Renter
2014 Jul 28, 4:38am
Can Charlize Theron get hotter? Do the laws of physics even allow that?
Is she wearing assless chaps?
Ceffer
2014 Jul 28, 6:07am
Can Charlize Theron get hotter? Do the laws of physics even allow that?
Is she wearing assless chaps?
Charlize is doing a lesbian movie entitled "Chapless Ass".
I expected this thread to be about FortWayne. In a way, it still is.
Also, someone has way too many pictures of dudes wearing assless chaps at the ready. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Ceffer
2014 Jul 28, 6:44am
APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says
If you rub chapstick all over your butt, will you get the benefits of a Chapless Ass?
The whole purpose of Patnet is to have your ass chapped by somebody with a different political/economic agenda.
Ceffer
2014 Jul 28, 8:16am
How about some nice, flashing LED dingleberries, like a landing strip, so nobody loses their way negotiating the tunnel?
They're so difficult to find on Google....
It's more that you're able to so quickly and easily find very specific things within that realm of pictures. Too quickly and easily, some might say. I haven't run such a search, but I imagine it would be overwhelming, and yet you so easily found needles within the haystack for your own illustration purposes.
cynn
2014 Jul 28, 9:18am
I would never tolerate a chap without an ass. Blimey, how would the pants look?
Dan8267
2014 Jul 28, 9:19am
Why don't you ask Dan why he STARTED the thread in the first place.... Isn't THAT more telling??
Because Mad Max Road Warrior was an awesome movie with interesting villains and an original vision of a post-apocalyptic hellscape.
It's not surprising a homophobe like you can't understand that. However, thou doth protest too much, methinks.
Dan8267
2014 Jul 28, 9:22am
But, why make your fixation on the "chaps" part??
Conservatives never understand Liberal humor. If they did, they would watch The Daily Show and The Colbert Report.
Why don't you ask Dan why he STARTED the thread in the first place.... Isn't THAT more telling??
Well, at least a portion of it was to talk about Mad Max, and another portion was to talk about how he wanted to break his dick off in Cherlize Theron's ass (which would be easier if she were wearing assless chaps, presumably)...
In contrast, you seem quite intimate with finding appropriate photos of bears and waxed and gleaming Mr. Clean-types in assless chaps.
I'm not sure that I need to belabor the point any further.
Strategist
2014 Jul 28, 10:01am
When I clicked on the thread title, I was expecting it to be about hot chicks wearing ass-less chaps.
The thread was posted by Dan, you should have known better. This is what he likes:
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Thanks for ruining my day.
Strategist
2014 Jul 28, 10:09am
Thanks Zzyzx, for making my day.
You should go to Sturgis some summer. I did about ten years straight working in the Black Hills National Forest. Biker babes in assless chaps and bikinis........
Rin
2014 Jul 28, 10:09am
and another portion was to talk about how he wanted to break his dick off in Cherlize Theron's ass (which would be easier if she were wearing assless chaps, presumably)...
Ppl, there's a reason why I go up to Montreal. Do you fellas not know that there are French-Canadian gals up there who look a lot like Charlize Theron, same butt & sometimes even bigger bust?
Dan8267
2014 Jul 28, 10:16am
French-Canadian gals up there who look a lot like Charlize Theron
Canadian women are hot. Always said that. If only it wasn't so damn cold up there.
Rin
2014 Jul 28, 10:30am
French-Canadian gals up there who look a lot like Charlize Theron
Canadian women are hot. Always said that. If only it wasn't so damn cold up there.
Not all of Canada. It's the French-Canadian babes up in Montreal City, who're basically Maxim gals. And thus, I've enjoyed a Charlize Theron clone (but w/ bigger knockers) before and thus, I'm always relaxed and content, when I'm not working.
New Renter
2014 Jul 28, 11:07am
Why don't you ask Dan why he STARTED the thread in the first place.... Isn't THAT more telling??
Because Mad Max Road Warrior was an awesome movie with interesting villains and an original vision of a post-apocalyptic hellscape.
Original? Have you seen A Boy And His Dog?
http://m.imdb.com/title/tt0072730/
It stars Don Johnson, pre Miami Vice.
Also fun Damnation Alley
http://m.imdb.com/title/tt0075909/
With a young, pre Airwolf Jan Michael Vincent.
Dan8267
2014 Jul 28, 12:08pm
And thus, I've enjoyed a Charlize Theron clone (but w/ bigger knockers) before and thus, I'm always relaxed and content, when I'm not working.
I've found my new hero.
Dan8267
2014 Jul 28, 12:10pm
Original? Have you seen A Boy And His Dog?
Actually, no. I should check that out.
A post-apocalyptic tale based on a novella by Harlan Ellison. A boy communicates telepathically with his dog as they scavenge for food and sex, and they stumble into an underground society
How does one scavenge for sex? Sounds like something Marcus would do.
Ceffer
2014 Jul 28, 12:14pm
Bieber should be the new "Kenny" of mass media. A cameo in which he always dies a humiliating, bullet riddled death with lots of thrashing.
Automan Empire
2014 Jul 28, 12:25pm
APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says
a Chapless Ass?
LOL... I remember my GF always reminding me to wear a towel properly when heading off to the shower so her elder Mom wouldn't see. Once it wasn't covering well and she made a remark about "your assless chaps there..."
To which I riposted in the most pretentious I'll-have-you-know voice I could muster, "THIS... is a chapless ass!"
lostand confused
2014 Jul 28, 12:30pm
When I clicked on the thread title, I was expecting it to be about hot chicks wearing ass-less chaps.
The thread was posted by Dan, you should have known better. This is what he likes:
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Thanks for ruining my day.
In the spirit of equality mandates
Dan8267
2014 Jul 28, 12:34pm
Nothing like a good assless chaps thread to bring everyone on Patrick.net into the discussion.
MisdemeanorRebel
2014 Jul 28, 12:47pm
In the spirit of equality mandates
THAT is closer to 90% of Sturgis attendees. Grandma's saggy tush.
Strategist
2014 Jul 28, 12:55pm
When I clicked on the thread title, I was expecting it to be about hot chicks wearing ass-less chaps.
The thread was posted by Dan, you should have known better. This is what he likes:
*
Thanks for ruining my day.
In the spirit of equality mandates
Thanks for ruining my beer, lostand.
Strategist
2014 Jul 28, 12:56pm
In the spirit of equality mandates
THAT is closer to 90% of Sturgis attendees. Grandma's saggy tush.
Really? I'm canceling my trip.
New Renter
2014 Jul 28, 2:16pm
Original? Have you seen A Boy And His Dog?
Actually, no. I should check that out.
You'll love it. Its like a Benji movie as re-imagined by AF in a fever dream.
A post-apocalyptic tale based on a novella by Harlan Ellison. A boy communicates telepathically with his dog as they scavenge for food and sex, and they stumble into an underground society
How does one scavenge for sex? Sounds like something Marcus would do.
Its a brave new world out there!
And thus, I've enjoyed a Charlize Theron clone (but w/ bigger knockers) before and thus, I'm always relaxed and content, when I'm not working.
I've found my new hero.
But Dan, he doesn't know what true love is!! Or so I read..
Rin
2014 Jul 28, 10:47pm
And thus, I've enjoyed a Charlize Theron clone (but w/ bigger knockers) before and thus, I'm always relaxed and content, when I'm not working.
I've found my new hero.
But Dan, he doesn't know what true love is!! Or so I read..
While you discuss philosophy, here's something to help pass the time ...
You should go to Sturgis some summer. I did about ten years straight working in the Black Hills National Forest. Biker babes in assless chaps and bikinis........
Yeah, right, the majority of people at Sturgis ride Harleys. Everyone knows that Harley-riders are loud, fat, and slow, just like Harleys.
I'm sure there is a subset of biker babes, but most of them are probably grandma-types -- you can even see a few in the link that was posted.
http://www.youtube.com/embed/akX3Is3qBpw
New Mad Max film coming.
Can Charlize Theron get hotter? Do the laws of physics even allow that?