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PatNet to ISIS: Allah Sucks Moosecock

By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch follow APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   2014 Aug 14, 10:57am 16,804 views   28 comments   watch   nsfw   quote   share    


And the moose is not amused.

1   Strategist   ignore (2)   2014 Aug 14, 11:05am     ↓ dislike (2)   quote   flag        

ISIS to Patnet....we are coming for your heads.

2   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (43)   2014 Aug 14, 11:08am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

ISIS are the REALTORS of middle east politics.

3   Strategist   ignore (2)   2014 Aug 14, 11:11am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

ISIS are the REALTORS of middle east politics.

They both want the last drop of blood.

4   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (43)   2014 Aug 14, 11:13am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Yes, it's true.

ISIS and NAR are one and the same.

5   HydroCabron   ignore (1)   2014 Aug 14, 11:22am     ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

As a supporter of the Kenyan and a strong proponent of Sharia Law, I see Isis as the best hope for America.

6   Strategist   ignore (2)   2014 Aug 14, 11:24am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

HydroCabron says

As a supporter of the Kenyan and a strong proponent of Sharia Law, I see Isis as the best hope for America.

You know you will have to get rid of your puppy.
Them ISIS people don't like no dogs.

7   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (43)   2014 Aug 14, 11:33am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Strategist says

Them ISIS people don't like no dogs.

They like then with sauce.

8   Dan8267   ignore (3)   2014 Aug 14, 11:34am     ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

PatNet to ISIS: Allah Sucks Moosecock

Can ya draw me a picture?

9   lostand confused   ignore (0)   2014 Aug 14, 12:59pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Hmm , I wonder if the Jihadis wake up to 71 moose virgins and are forced to service moosecock for all eternity??

10   Ceffer   ignore (3)   2014 Aug 14, 1:06pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Just think how shocked they'll be after the drone strike and they are forced to eat pig rectums for eternity instead of virgins.

Moosecock will be a welcome change of diet.

11   HonkpilledMaster   ignore (5)   2014 Aug 14, 1:15pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Allah Peanut Butter Sandwiches!

12   curious2   ignore (0)   2014 Aug 14, 1:22pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Strategist says

ISIS to Patnet....we are coming for your heads.

They were planning to do that anyway, so AF might as well give them a reason.

13   Strategist   ignore (2)   2014 Aug 14, 1:29pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Dan8267 says

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

PatNet to ISIS: Allah Sucks Moosecock

Can ya draw me a picture?

Easy. Just draw a picture of the worst devil you can imagine, and a poor unfortunate moose.

14   Strategist   ignore (2)   2014 Aug 14, 1:32pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

lostand confused says

Hmm , I wonder if the Jihadis wake up to 71 moose virgins and are forced to service moosecock for all eternity??

I would like the moose to service them.

15   Quigley   ignore (2)   2014 Aug 14, 2:06pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

They'll get 72 nerdy guys with acne, D&D obsessions, and raving addictions to Mountain Dew. Virgins!

16   Iranian_Oil_Burse   ignore (6)   2014 Aug 14, 2:32pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

curious2 says

Strategist says

ISIS to Patnet....we are coming for your heads.

They were planning to do that anyway, so AF might as well give them a reason.

"Bring it on!"

17   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (43)   2014 Aug 14, 3:11pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

I just got a call from the Moose Lodge in town and they're not amused and say they won't put up with any untoward advances by the ISIS people.

18   fuckallah   ignore (0)   2014 Sep 1, 12:13pm     ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

Not too sure bullwinkle would like that.

19   curious2   ignore (0)   2014 Sep 1, 1:14pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

I just got a call from the Moose Lodge in town and they're not amused and say they won't put up with any untoward advances by the [ISIL/Daesh] people.

This gives me an idea, a modest proposal to solve the problems of violence and hunger and overpopulation in the Muslim world. It could be a Kickstarter project, to complement Patrick's Divine wine bar.

Print shops and old printing presses are cheap now, especially the kind where you have to typeset by hand. There are probably plenty of print shops set to crank out Korans for madrassahs. My idea is to buy up a few of these print shops, and change some verses of the Koran.

Where it says young males must go jihad and convert infidels by the sword, make it say instead the title of this thread, and say the faithful must prove their courage and skill by following that example. Within one generation, millions of young Muslim males will give up the battlefield and go to Alaska in search of moose.

If, by mistake, some of them end up at a Moose Lodge, just tell the fraternal members of the Loyal Order to close their eyes and think of England.

BTW, if this idea works, it has great potential for expansion. For example, changing a few lines in the Book of Moron could give those missionaries a bold new mission, of Moose and Morons:

20   HydroCabron   ignore (1)   2014 Sep 4, 1:34am     ↓ dislike (2)   quote   flag        

I support ISIS because they'll put a stop to the Federal Reserve's shenanigans.

There's evil, and then there's EEEEEVILLLLL!

I just don't see how sawing some heads off is even 1% as bad as what Yellen does to American and Liberty by the time she has finished breakfast.

21   Ceffer   ignore (3)   2014 Sep 4, 2:47am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

I wish the Yanni Zionists would pick a different musician. Yanni is, well, so "old" New Age.

22   Portal   ignore (0)   2014 Sep 4, 4:34am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Bgamall4 can't help but spew his stupidity on every thread. His anti-semitism has consumed him. Everything he sees through the lens of "Zionism". He probably blames zionist for the reason he can't find a girlfriend and his overweight gut.

23   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (43)   2014 Sep 4, 5:18am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Yanni practices fucking scales with an orchestra sawing away at 101 Strings retreads.

No one he has all these people chopping everyones' heads off.

24   Dom fisher   ignore (0)   2015 Jun 5, 4:34pm     ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

Isnt isis the end result of George Bush screwing sudumb husian up the poop shoot and isis dripped out i mean they are really just dicksnot mixed with shit

25   Strategist   ignore (2)   2015 Jun 5, 4:40pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Dom fisher says

Isnt isis the end result of George Bush screwing sudumb husian up the poop shoot and isis dripped out i mean they are really just dicksnot mixed with shit

ISIS would not exist if Islam did not exist.
Weiner "Good people do good things, bad people do bad things. It takes religion to make a good person to bad things"

26   Strategist   ignore (2)   2015 Jun 5, 4:42pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

bgamall4 says

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

Yanni practices fucking scales with an orchestra sawing away at 101 Strings retreads.

No one he has all these people chopping everyones' heads off.

Don't be silly. ISIS didn't move out 3/4ths of a million people like the radical atheistic Zionists did in 1948.

How many did the atheist Zionists rape and enslave? I see you have not changed a bit in your love for Islam, and hate for Zionists.

27   lostand confused   ignore (0)   2015 Jun 6, 10:39am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

bgamall4 says

You guys are bigots and Zionists who God hates with a passion

And you know this because you are God's drinking buddy??

28   HonkpilledMaster   ignore (5)   2015 Jun 6, 1:43pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

bgamall4 says

God hates Zionism more than any political movement. It infringes upon His ownership of the word, Zion. You will suffer unmentionable pain and suffering eternally.

God sure rewards his enemies and followers very strangely.

Rome converts to Christianity, Barbarians tear it apart and start the "Post-Antiquity Transition" where whole cities depopulate, trade grinds to a halt, the population falls to a fraction in just a hundred years, 99% of written material disappears, etc. etc. When Rome regarded Christianity as a silly superstition, they reached maximum economic strength and sovereignity by land area.

God hates Zion, but Israel is established and wins every war. Prior to this, God was AWOL during the Holocaust.

I suspect God probably doesn't exist.


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