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2   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2014 Aug 18, 9:38am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

They are already making plans to sell Korean officer caps as baking hats.

3   Strategist   ignore (2)   2014 Aug 18, 9:50am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

North Korea's military is falling apart is Kim Jong Un's regime next?

So that's why they are so desperate to develop nukes. It changes the equation in an instant.

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

More importantly, is it time for PatNet to take out hated tyrant REALTOR Kim Jong-un?

It's our duty.

4   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (38)   2014 Aug 18, 9:52am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Time to take out this dog!

Who is with me!

5   Strategist   ignore (2)   2014 Aug 18, 9:56am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

Time to take out this dog!

Who is with me!

What's the reward? I don't want his ass.

6   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (38)   2014 Aug 18, 10:11am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Strategist says

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

Time to take out this dog!

Who is with me!

What's the reward? I don't want his ass.

You get to stand on Kim Jong-un's chest while I rip his arms off.

7   Strategist   ignore (2)   2014 Aug 18, 10:13am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

Strategist says

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

Time to take out this dog!

Who is with me!

What's the reward? I don't want his ass.

You get to stand on Kim Jong-un's chest while I rip his arms off.

I don't like to dirty my new Nike's. What the next option?

8   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (38)   2014 Aug 18, 10:21am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Beating Kimfuck to death with the wet end of his arm.

9   Strategist   ignore (2)   2014 Aug 18, 10:23am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

Beating Kimfuck to death with the wet end of his arm.

Can I have his pretty wife? I'm sure she will like me better then a fat little asshole with no arms.

10   Dan8267   ignore (3)   2014 Aug 18, 10:46am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

You get to stand on Kim Jong-un's chest while I rip his arms off.

Who gets to squat over his face and take a shit? Can I call dibbs on that?

11   Hugolas_Madurez   ignore (4)   2014 Aug 18, 11:20am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Dan8267 says

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

You get to stand on Kim Jong-un's chest while I rip his arms off.

Who gets to squat over his face and take a shit? Can I call dibbs on that?

Careful: if he's still alive he can bite your balls off.

12   Tenpoundbass   ignore (14)   2014 Aug 18, 12:18pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

When the only light bulb in that country goes dim, they'll really be screwed.

13   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (38)   2014 Aug 18, 12:23pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Strategist says

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

Beating Kimfuck to death with the wet end of his arm.

Can I have his pretty wife? I'm sure she will like me better then a fat little asshole with no arms.

Yours!

14   Dan8267   ignore (3)   2014 Aug 18, 12:23pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Straw Man says

Dan8267 says

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

You get to stand on Kim Jong-un's chest while I rip his arms off.

Who gets to squat over his face and take a shit? Can I call dibbs on that?

Careful: if he's still alive he can bite your balls off.

Pull out his teeth and teabag him. He can gum me all he wants.

15   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (38)   2014 Aug 18, 12:23pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Dan8267 says

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

You get to stand on Kim Jong-un's chest while I rip his arms off.

Who gets to squat over his face and take a shit? Can I call dibbs on that?

Only if your promise to eat a half gallon of rancid clams.

16   Dan8267   ignore (3)   2014 Aug 18, 12:24pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Does Chipotle count?

17   Strategist   ignore (2)   2014 Aug 18, 12:34pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

Strategist says

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

Beating Kimfuck to death with the wet end of his arm.

Can I have his pretty wife? I'm sure she will like me better then a fat little asshole with no arms.

Yours!

I'm in.
What's the next step?

18   Strategist   ignore (2)   2014 Aug 18, 12:37pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Dan8267 says

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

You get to stand on Kim Jong-un's chest while I rip his arms off.

Who gets to squat over his face and take a shit? Can I call dibbs on that?

Can you give me a two minute warning when someone does that, so I can leave the room? I'm not into "cruel and unusual punishment"

19   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (38)   2014 Aug 18, 12:39pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Dan8267 says

Does Chipotle count?

The restaurant or the pepper?

20   Dan8267   ignore (3)   2014 Aug 18, 12:48pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Whatever causes this.

21   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (38)   2014 Aug 18, 1:37pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Strategist says

I'm not into "cruel and unusual punishment"

It's about Justice.

22   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (38)   2014 Aug 18, 1:38pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Dan8267 says

Whatever causes this.

The rancid clams, this kid would have been found unconscious with his back, ass and shoulders covered in molten shit.

You'll want to use them for the Kim Jong-un gig.

23   Strategist   ignore (2)   2014 Aug 18, 1:47pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

Strategist says

I'm not into "cruel and unusual punishment"

It's about Justice.

Under great pain and a tear in my eye, I concede. Dan, go ahead with your nobel plan. Can I just close my eyes when it happens?

24   Dan8267   ignore (3)   2014 Aug 18, 3:14pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

The rancid clams, this kid would have been found unconscious with his back, ass and shoulders covered in molten shit.

You should write poetry and read it on Oprah's book club. Compared to you, Maya Angelou sounds like a farting orangutang.

25   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (38)   2014 Aug 18, 3:17pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Dan8267 says

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

The rancid clams, this kid would have been found unconscious with his back, ass and shoulders covered in molten shit.

You should write poetry and read it on Oprah's book club. Compared to you, Maya Angelou sounds like a farting orangutang.

Oprah says the same thing, when she's not begging me to take her from behind.

26   Dan8267   ignore (3)   2014 Aug 19, 12:46am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

Time to take out this dog!

You mean the fat fuck hasn't eaten the dog yet? I find that hard to believe. I heard he sodomizes and then eats a dog for every meal.

27   HEY YOU   ignore (7)   2014 Aug 19, 2:58am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

This is why I come to PatNet, all the brilliant conversation. rofl

Some funny comments. Can always use a good laugh.

28   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (38)   2014 Aug 19, 2:59am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

HEY YOU says

This is why I come to PatNet, all the brilliant conversation. rofl

Some funny comments. Can always use a good laugh.

You think we make this stuff up?

29   HydroCabron   ignore (1)   2014 Aug 19, 3:05am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

You think we make this stuff up?

I copy all my commentary straight from the von Mises Institute site - I have a congenital aversion to thinking.

The fact that all streets and land areas would be private would by itself solve many of the seemingly insoluble problems of private operation. What we need to do is to reorient our thinking to consider a world in which all land areas are privately owned.

30   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (38)   2014 Aug 19, 3:24am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

HydroCabron says

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

You think we make this stuff up?

I copy all my commentary straight from the von Mises Institute site - I have a congenital aversion to thinking.

The fact that all streets and land areas would be private would by itself solve many of the seemingly insoluble problems of private operation. What we need to do is to reorient our thinking to consider a world in which all land areas are privately owned.

At least.

It's about time private enterprise got the seas in order, too.


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