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Lets see, take a case involving nude pictures of an attractive young woman or emails involving dry, uber boring financial matters.

Decisions decisions....

What about that 2-year investigation of the coffee drive-thru Java Juggs, where the baristas were making six figures in tips?

CONTROL to the rescue!

http://youtu.be/DgspnLq8Hpo

I came, I saw, I fapped.

Not necessarily in that order.

The frumpy hystericals over at Jezebel are probably pounding the keyboard, drooling all over their cat-hair covered sweatshirts, judging all men by 4Chan creeps and losers.

Can't be arsed to check it out, though.

Wish Kat Dennings and Katy Perry would have some leaks. Aside from Upton, they're all too skinny for me, though J. Lawrence isn't so terrible.

It turns out that it was the NSA that copied all the nude photos from people's phones. The left hand knows not what the right hand does.

maybe now she will become famous !! i aint never heard of her till now !!

casandra says

i aint never heard of her till now !!

Awesome actress.

Really beautiful on screen - that is, in moving pictures.

The funny thing is that she looks pretty ordinary in still photos.

Do you have a license for that crotch shot? No, but I have plundered billions from Wall Street and left hundreds of thousands destitute through financial crimes.

OK, you can go, we thought you might have done something wrong.

thunderlips11 says

The frumpy hystericals over at Jezebel are probably pounding the keyboard, drooling all over their cat-hair covered sweatshirts, judging all men by 4Chan creeps and losers.

Can't be arsed to check it out, though.

Wish Kat Dennings and Katy Perry would have some leaks. Aside from Upton, they're all too skinny for me, though J. Lawrence isn't so terrible.

Have you seen katy Perry au natural?

Crikees

errc says

Have you seen katy Perry au natural?

A Great Example of how makeup helps. She goes from stunning to cute side of plain without it.

Dan8267 says

It turns out that it was the NSA that copied all the nude photos from people's phones. The left hand knows not what the right hand does.

Oh they're both doing exactly what you'd think with a pile of nude celebrity photos.