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A Hollywood movie requires conflict or friction. You must simply suspend your disbelief.

OTOH, porn only has friction. ;-)

In real life, all we want is drama-free pleasure.

Peter P says

A Hollywood movie requires conflict or friction.

In "Rin, the Graduate", when Rin says to Anne, 'How would you like a body slide with Mademoiselle Gisele?'

Anne responds, 'That's kinda wrong, really naughty.'

Rin responds, 'The more wrong, the better'

Anne says, 'Ok, but it's kinda weird and kinky'

Rin says

Peter P says

A Hollywood movie requires conflict or friction.

In "Rin, the Graduate", when Rin says to Anne, 'How would you like a body slide with Mademoiselle Gisele?'

Anne responds, 'That's kinda wrong, really naughty.'

Rin responds, 'The more wrong, the better'

Anne says, 'Ok, but it's kinda weird and kinky'

I like the way you think son.

Ever considered a second career directing movies?

I always thought the "Heartbreak Kid" was a more telling story of young American romance in the early 70s for that class of person.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qalch_vmOZM

New Renter says

I like the way you think son.

Ever considered a second career directing movies?

Writing screenplays is going to be one of my retirement hobbies, like R&D, martial arts, and boning hoes.

Rin says

The movie, 'The Graduate' is a sign that the boomers suck.

Actually you're conclusion only proves that you're not a boomer. It further proves that humanity in general sucks, because stupid humans are far too often looking to blame other specific groups for their own or for more general flaws in humanity.

In other words: dude, it was a movie,...a fictional story about one very young and yes somewhat spoiled kid. It wasn't a parble about an entire real life generation.

Why don't you make some generalization conclusion about "the greatest generation" based on the immorality and self centeredness of Anne Bancrofts character ?

Who is more immoral in that movie ? Dustin Hoffman's character, or Mrs. Robinson ?

You're going to conclude that it's the kid, because he didn't honor their deal, and accidentally fell for her daughter ?

marcus says

You're going to conclude that it's the kid, because he didn't honor their deal, and accidentally fell for her daughter ?

Sorry, but there's no such thing as a free bo*nk. There are strings attached.

Hasn't that been the theme of my various postings in the past few months about seeing esc*rts/strippers over dating?

marcus says

based on the immorality and self centeredness of Anne Bancrofts character ?

There's nothing wrong with Anne's character. Her marriage had become loveless, after having a child, (which BTW, is very common among many of those liars around me, who keep saying that I should get married like 'em). And at the same time, since she was getting older, felt that her looks and life were slipping away. If anything, she's the sanest person in the movie.

marcus says

dude, it was a movie,...a fictional story about one very young and yes somewhat spoiled kid. It wasn't a parble about an entire real life generation.

Of course it's a movie, however, many of those in that 50-something and above category, seem to identify with this film, as something special for their time.

Rin says

Sorry, but there's no such thing as a free bo*nk. There are strings attached.

One might conclude that you're lacking certain charms or skills.

"There are strings attached."

Let me get this straight. A middle aged female alcoholic, seduces a 22 year old recent college graduate, because she want's something in return? I don't think so. She just wants a little spice in her life, and to get laid by a horny young kid.

Also, as I recall, she doesn't insist on him staying away from their daughter until after the affair is going that is until after she (the pusher) has him (the user) hooked. But at one point he has to promise to leave the daughter alone, to continue.

Look, I get it. You can't imagine sex with a woman without feeling that you owe her something. This is reasonable when dealing with a hooker, and I'm not judging you. But newsflash, it doesn't always have to be that way.

Sure the economics of it do lean that way, in one sense. That is if you are with a hot woman, you may be enjoying sex with her more than she does you, or at least it's understood that she can get a replacement (for the sex that is) more easily than you.

But that doesn't mean you have to get so totally jaded about it.

Back to the movie, I see your point. He is kind of an idiot to not honor his promise. He should have at least liked Mrs. Robinson enough to stick to it. But he didn't intend it. In fact he tried to be a dick to the daughter. But she liked that and got all upset, and that was why he fell for her.

Again, just a movie. And it was racy for the time, which is why boomers remember it fondly.

marcus says

One might conclude that you're lacking certain charms or skills.

How many people "charmed" their way into an expensive divorce?

Peter P says

marcus says

One might conclude that you're lacking certain charms or skills.

How many people "charmed" their way into an expensive divorce?

Thanks, for me it was that I got tired of this Alanis Morrisette psycho attitudes, so it's long before the settling down-to-marriage-to-divorce bit.

marcus says

"There are strings attached."

Let me get this straight. A middle aged female alcoholic, seduces a 22 year old recent college graduate, because she want's something in return? I don't think so. She just wants a little spice in her life, and to get laid by a horny young kid.

Actually, she wanted it to be discreet because she doesn't want her friends and relatives gossiping about it. There's something called, keeping appearances in our society. Hoffman threw that condition out the window.

marcus says

Again, just a movie. And it was racy for the time, which is why boomers remember it fondly.

I'd asked the racy question to the 50/60-somethings and their responses were, sure, it was racy but more importantly, it lashed out against the conformity of the parents' lifestyles, which was the whole point of the 60s vs the 50s of Happy Days, when ppl did what they were told by society.

The Warren Beatty character in Shampoo was a much better character to aspire to be.

Peter P says

In real life, all we want is drama-free pleasure.

Obviously, you did not date girls in high school or college.

The only thing good about The Graduate was the Simon and Garfunkel music.

Dan8267 says

The only thing good about The Graduate was the Simon and Garfunkel music.

I thought that swinging the cross at the parents and using it to fasten the doors of the church was a funny moment, esp when Wayne's World did it again but with an electric guitar.

Dan8267 says

Simon and Garfunkel music

Actually, I'd thought 'Sounds of Silence' was a much more profound song, without seeing Dustin Hoffman around.

Rin says

Actually, I'd thought 'Sounds of Silence' was a much more profound song, without seeing Dustin Hoffman around.

Valid point.

How about an 88 year old Mrs. Robinson seducing a 65 year old Dustin Hoffman.

I think it's time for a sequel. The Montreal hookers can help her out of her wheelchair and show Dustin where the viagra is and where to point his pud.

Dan8267 says

Peter P says

In real life, all we want is drama-free pleasure.

Obviously, you did not date girls in high school or college.

Just not drama queens.

Ceffer says

How about an 88 year old Mrs. Robinson seducing a 65 year old Dustin Hoffman.

I think it's time for a sequel. The Montreal hookers can help her out of her wheelchair and show Dustin where the viagra is and where to point his pud.

That would be "Cocoon 3: Being Re-boned"

Dusty & Anne stumble into a pool of super-charged water. Their libidos are awoken but can't have a good body slide because Americans practice age discrimination. But then, they discover Mademoiselle Gisele's body slide practice up in Quebec. They make the long journey, battling snowstorms, stupid state troopers, and idiot gas station attendants. In the end, they are slipping and sliding between Gisele's bazonkas while grinding against her tight *ss.

Soon, they use up the life force energy of that pool and are forced to get a 2nd mortgage to help pay for stem cell treatments in Japan, because once again, everything is illegal in America. In the end, you see our heroes in Tokyo, in a hot tub with Geisha gals, Yoko & Noriko. They let the bank foreclosure on the property in the US. Now that's a happy ending.

Ceffer says

How about an 88 year old Mrs. Robinson seducing a 65 year old Dustin Hoffman.

UGH!

Its like Harold and Maude but ickier.

Honestly, am I the only person around here who seriously enjoys bo*nking hoes?

Rin, what do you expect people to say?

Peter P says

Rin, what do you expect people to say?

That life is wonderful. Everyone falls in love and lives happily ever after.

And that those who reject this paradigm are a bunch of angry misfits, who should be whipped, straightened out, and forced back into a dating game, where ppl get married, experience a 50+% divorce rate, or perhaps, stay together in a loveless association, where ppl remain together for the sake of the kids or are too afraid of being alone in their old age.

Something like that.

Rin says

Peter P says

Rin, what do you expect people to say?

That life is wonderful. Everyone falls in love and lives happily ever after.

And that those who reject this paradigm are a bunch of angry misfits, who should be whipped

OK, now you can go to Montreal.

Rin says

Soon, they use up the life force energy of that pool and are forced to get a 2nd mortgage to help pay for stem cell treatments in Japan, because once again, everything is illegal in America. In the end, you see our heroes in Tokyo, in a hot tub with Geisha gals, Yoko & Noriko. They let the bank foreclosure on the property in the US. Now that's a happy ending.

I like it. When is it "in the can", or i guess nowadays "on the chip?" Just don't cast Betty White for Mrs. Robinson unless she agrees to the naked beaver scene without using a double.

Oh, and don't forget my screen credit.

Rin says

Honestly, am I the only person around here who seriously enjoys bo*nking hoes?

You're just the only one who joyously proclaims the phenom. You're the "Happy John" as opposed to the "Happy Hooker."

If you ever get married, you will "clam up" so to speak.

Ceffer says

you will "clam up" so to speak

Happy as a clam?

Rin says

Honestly, am I the only person around here who seriously enjoys bo*nking hoes?

IF - I were single, and IF I had as much money as you evidently do. Then yeah, I'd probably be bo*nking hoes too. But since those two 'IF's' aren't where I am; I do not (nor do I see myself in the future) bo*nk hoes.

Rin says

Honestly, am I the only person around here who seriously enjoys bo*nking hoes?

I know it is a surprise to someone with your unlimited self absorbtion, but really truly no one else cares.

Who would you rather have disarming a nuclear bomb that was about to detonate in the next 30 minutes..

The cast of "The Graduate" or the cast of "The Hang Over"?

CaptainShuddup says

Who would you rather have disarming a nuclear bomb that was about to detonate in the next 30 minutes..

The cast of "The Graduate" or the cast of "The Hang Over"?

Would make no difference, either way you're screwed.

bob2356 says

I know it is a surprise to someone with your unlimited self absorbtion, but really truly no one else cares.

Not really bob - I find Rin to be an interesting fellow in his own way.

mmmarvel says

I find Rin to be an interesting fellow in his own way

Ceffer says

You're just the only one who joyously proclaims the phenom. You're the "Happy John" as opposed to the "Happy Hooker."

I think the difficulty here is in sharing the vision. For instance, over time, I've determined what I like ... classic rock, exercise/martial arts, creative projects, bo*nking.

What's happened is that relationships and love have kinda lost their allure from being a teenager or a young adult.

So let's say I'm listening to Ritchie Blackmore going completely nuts on a guitar solo, as below

http://www.youtube.com/embed/gLyqdzu-F4k

So what happens is that I don't find myself thinking about what it's like to be in love or perhaps, even what it's like to be doing the bills with the Mrs, when I'm enjoying classic rock.

Instead, I feel like fondling a woman's *ss, suckling on her nipples, and boning her to completion. And then, the picture is clear, I'd just enjoyed an amazing solo with a great bo*nk.

Well, when I started doing the above, using esc*rts and my MP3 player w/ speakers, I was actually rather satisfied. In addition, the esc*rt would pretend to be enjoying the songs as well. So it's not like I would have to play Celine Dion for them or some other diva, which most women like to listen to.

Whether one likes it or not, accomplished people tend to be self absorbed.

Rin is eminently practical. In a small village, he would be in trouble.

Sex is a destructive, relentless demon for a lot of men, and if the Montreal Bonkers keep Rin sublimated and the genie in the bottle, then he has found a good solution. As long he can continue to acquire resources and live a creative, accomplished life, more power to him.

Me, I am one of those strange people who has never seen a hooker up close and been faithful forever in marriage. Not because I am good, moral or pure, I am just one of those monogamous, boring beings that can't do anything else. I was always like that, it's just my biology.

Ceffer says

Me, I am one of those strange people who has never seen a hooker up close and been faithful forever in marriage.

Ceffer, I like you, but any man who advertises his fidelity on a public forum means only one thing... his wife monitors the comments. ;-)

Peter P says

Ceffer says

Me, I am one of those strange people who has never seen a hooker up close and been faithful forever in marriage.

Ceffer, I like you, but any man who advertises his fidelity on a public forum means only one thing... his wife monitors the comments. ;-)

Ha, Ha, or, truth is stranger than fiction!

If she knew of my participation here, I would be roller pinned from one end of the house to the other. I am ripe for blackmail.

I have managed to keep her entertained for a long time without her ever being able to figure me out except I am a handy male to have around once in a while.

most people don't actively seek an early death via aids.
hoes fuck everyone under the sun.
do the math.

Rin says

Honestly, am I the only person around here who seriously enjoys bo*nking hoes?

who is this person?
get back to your normal self!

Ceffer says

Me, I am one of those strange people who has never seen a hooker up close and been faithful forever in marriage. Not because I am good, moral or pure, I am just one of those monogamous, boring beings that can't do anything else. I was always like that, it's just my biology

Ceffer says

I am just one of those monogamous, boring beings that can't do anything else. I was always like that, it's just my biology.

Me too, but my reason is more practical than that. My thought is that if I am at a point our relationship, where I fell like I need to start tapping and hitting something else. Then what I've got at home is over. I'm just not one, that is mentally capable of going through the motions of something, I'm not committed to.

That's not to say, I don't secretly wish Women would throw them selves at me, during an opportune moment. Or I wouldn't hit something else if the opportunity arose, and it was some random stranger I wouldn't ever see again.

But the chances of that happening is slim, when you're not out actively seeking random romps. For that I would have to hang out at bars, and other places where women are trying to be picked up. These things don't happen during random drives to the grocery store and other errands.
Well they do, but you might end up in Jail and an embarrassing picture on Mugshots.com. Which along with many other reasons, is why I don't pick up Ho's.

I suppose I'm conveniently monogamous.

If I felt like I had to actively seek out another female and then sneak around and lie, then I would just end it.

Rin says

Well, when I started doing the above, using esc*rts and my MP3 player w/ speakers, I was actually rather satisfied. In addition, the esc*rt would pretend to be enjoying the songs as well.

Now it time to really push the envelope:

This:

Plus this:

And this:

(set to the programming of your choice)

Enjoy!