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Dan8267
2014 Sep 20, 3:52am
My ex and I filled up a glass bottle shaped like an earth mother goddess, which originally held a damiana liquor, with our semen and menstrual blood. We did this as a magickal practice from 2003-ish to 2005.
No more or less ridiculous than any other religion. I heard that in one religion wine, rather than liquor, was turned into the blood of a zombie. Yet, this is a popular religion.
Whenever you hear the mythology of someone's religion, remember that your religion sounds just as ridiculous to them as theirs does to you, and for the exact same reasons.
Dan8267
2014 Sep 20, 3:55am
If you did, neither of us have any STDs (or at least didn't then, I haven't asked her that question in many years).
New Renter
2014 Sep 20, 4:26am
No more or less ridiculous than any other religion.
Nah, this has to be a hoax. Sounds like a couple of kids trying to gross each other out.
Tenpoundbass
2014 Sep 20, 4:43am
It's a hoax there aren't any straight(albeit wacky) couples anywhere near SFB.
Ceffer
2014 Sep 20, 4:45am
"Yeah, I found your fucking bottle. My girlfriend used your phallic bottle to masturbate, and now she has herpes and you have back child support to pay."
Dan8267
2014 Sep 20, 4:52am
My ex and I filled up a glass bottle shaped like an earth mother goddess, which originally held a damiana liquor, with our semen and menstrual blood.
Well, I know what I'm getting Call It Crazy for Christmas.
lostand confused
2014 Sep 20, 11:28am
Nah this is Cali crazy. FL crazy seems to about killings and eating face-literally.
Ceffer
2014 Sep 20, 4:06pm
Nah this is Cali crazy. FL crazy seems to about killings and eating face-literally.
That's a relief. Drinking accumulated menstrual blood and sperm sealed in a bottle for bizarre cultish purposes and thrown in the ocean must seem almost normal for Florida.
CL
2014 Sep 21, 12:02am
Nah this is Cali crazy. FL crazy seems to about killings and eating face-literally.
That's a relief. Drinking accumulated menstrual blood and sperm sealed in a bottle for bizarre cultish purposes and thrown in the ocean must seem almost normal for Florida.
This might be a good source of protein for a toothless hillbilly.
http://sfbay.craigslist.org/scz/laf/4669812967.html
Goddess-shaped bottle full of semen and menstrual blood (santa cruz)
This object was not lost so much as abandoned. My ex and I filled up a glass bottle shaped like an earth mother goddess, which originally held a damiana liquor, with our semen and menstrual blood. We did this as a magickal practice from 2003-ish to 2005. We threw it in the Pacific Ocean around 2005 sometime. I think it was probably at Panther Beach. I'm sort of curious about what happened to it. I hope whoever found it, if anyone ever did, didn't open it and certainly didn't imbibe it. If you did, neither of us have any STDs (or at least didn't then, I haven't asked her that question in many years).
Anyhow, if you found it and have some incredible story about it, I would be excited to hear it. Respond via the CL mail relay, as I don't check Santa Cruz CL ever.
Thanks!