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You've Cared For an Ebola Patient. A Colleague is Ebola Positive. What To Do?


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2014 Oct 16, 12:17pm   1,420 views  4 comments

by Blurtman   ➕follow (2)   💰tip   ignore  

1.) As your colleague has Ebola, and as she used the same protective gear, you decide to place yourself in quarantine.

2.) Fearing the worst, you drive to the nearest Neptune Society facility and jump in the oven.

3.) You say "Fuck it!" and fly to Ohio, caring not whether you infect other people. It's not like your are a nurse or anything.

#Ebola

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1   Ceffer   2014 Oct 16, 12:19pm  

Go around to all the people you can't stand and projectile vomit on them.

2   Strategist   2014 Oct 16, 12:54pm  

5.) Write your will.

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