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1.) As your colleague has Ebola, and as she used the same protective gear, you decide to place yourself in quarantine.
2.) Fearing the worst, you drive to the nearest Neptune Society facility and jump in the oven.
3.) You say "Fuck it!" and fly to Ohio, caring not whether you infect other people. It's not like your are a nurse or anything.
#Ebola
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Go around to all the people you can't stand and projectile vomit on them.
5.) Write your will.
1.) As your colleague has Ebola, and as she used the same protective gear, you decide to place yourself in quarantine.
2.) Fearing the worst, you drive to the nearest Neptune Society facility and jump in the oven.
3.) You say "Fuck it!" and fly to Ohio, caring not whether you infect other people. It's not like your are a nurse or anything.
#Ebola