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LETTERMANS (a known liberal) TOP 10 REASONS TO VOTE DEMOCRAT


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2014 Oct 30, 2:18am   6,947 views  13 comments

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Reasons To Vote Democrat
This is pretty amazing coming from Letterman
LETTERMAN’S TOP 10 REASONS TO VOTE DEMOCRAT

#10. I vote Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I’ve decided to marry my German Shepherd.

#9. I vote Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon at 15% isn’t.

#8. I vote Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

#7. I vote Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

#6. I vote Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves. I am also thankful that we have a 911 service that get police to your home in order to identify your body after a home invasion.

#5. I vote Democrat because I'm not concerned about millions of babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive and comfy.

#4. I vote Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits, and we should take away Social Security from those who paid into it.

#3. I vote Democrat because I believe that businesses should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the Democrat Party sees fit.

#2. I vote Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.

And the #1 reason I vote Democrat is because I think it's better to pay $billions$ for oil to people who hate us, but not drill our own because it might upset some endangered beetle, gopher or fish here in America. We don't care about the beetles, gophers or fish in those other countries.

#politics

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1   Tenpoundbass   2014 Oct 30, 2:22am  

Is there a Pulitzer prize for an internet post?

2   indigenous   2014 Oct 30, 2:22am  

Ironic coming from Letterman

3   Tenpoundbass   2014 Oct 30, 2:28am  

He really said all of that?

4   indigenous   2014 Oct 30, 2:30am  

Allegedly

5   MAGA   2014 Oct 30, 2:32am  

Slowly but surely most liberals will realize that liberalism is a mental disorder and will get treatment for it.

6   indigenous   2014 Oct 30, 2:37am  

jvolstad says

Slowly but surely most liberals will realize that liberalism is a mental disorder and will get treatment for it.

I am sure about the slowly part. And quit calling me shirley.

7   indigenous   2014 Oct 30, 3:05am  

Vaticanus says

Which asylum did they let you out of?

I'm guessing Camarillo?

But he has made tremendous progress, you should have seen him before

8   Entitlemented   2014 Oct 30, 3:56am  

Perhaps there is a concept called hippocrasy/bigotry saturation, where even liberal democrats separate from leftist democrats.

or,

A corollary might be: If a leader is proposing vague promise such as hope and change in running a complex entity such as a business or a large government, but does not specify what he is hoping and changing, that person may have poor leadership skills or be a mis-leader/deceptionist.

9   mmmarvel   2014 Oct 30, 4:06am  

Entitlemented says

that person may have poor leadership skills or be a mis-leader/deceptionist.

Or in Obama's case - both.

10   lostand confused   2014 Oct 30, 4:18am  

mmmarvel says

Entitlemented says

that person may have poor leadership skills or be a mis-leader/deceptionist.

Or in Obama's case - both.

Now, now he may go and give a speech!

11   indigenous   2014 Oct 30, 4:27am  

The Wogster is nothing if not tautological...

12   Dan8267   2014 Oct 30, 4:39am  

indigenous says

This is pretty amazing coming from Letterman

It would be if it were actually true. Letterman never made such a list.

The list is simply an uncreative, unfunny, and untrue parody of Letterman's 10 Top gag that has been passed around by loser conservatives on their blogs.

The list is nothing but Straw Men arguments made by conservatives with no understanding of the underlying issues. As republicans say, "it is not meant to be a factual statement".

But, of course, the typical conservative is so stupid from generations of inbreeding that he actually believes this is a real Letterman list. indigenous clearly demonstrates this fact.

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