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2   🎂 Tenpoundbass   2014 Nov 19, 11:32pm  

I wouldn't do that again jvolstad, I'm sure Marcus has a million of them. His career not only depends on calling republicans stupid, but telling their kids that mom and dad are couple of Idiots as well.

3   Dan8267   2014 Nov 20, 1:42am  

Things Liberals Say (Allegedly)

- I'm a liberal because I'm open-minded. I hate conservatives.

Being open-minded and hating are not mutually exclusive. Hate is the appropriate response to evil and morally despicable behavior. Hate is nature's way of discouraging evil by denying it the benefits of cooperation. You are supposed to hate the Nazis and thus are unlikely to work with them. For the same reasons, anyone with a moral backbone would hate conservatives. After all, conservatives in this country have done all of the following:
1. Committed genocide multiple times.
2. Slaughtered children.
3. Enslaved millions of persons and raped young girls who were enslaved.
4. Practice violent segregation of the races.
5. Lynched African Americans for a hundred years after slavery was abolished at the hands of northern liberals.
6. Murdered gays with no remorse.
7. Constantly advocate the mass murder of foreigners in unjust wars because foreign life is worthless to them.
8. Constantly advocate the imprisonment and execution of innocent persons simply because they are "associated" with criminals and that association can be as loose as simply living in a high crime neighborhood.
9. Tried to have MLK arrested, not for any crime, but because he was spearheading the civil rights movement.

So yes, there is plenty of damn good reason to hate conservatives. If conservatives don't want to be hated so much, they should stop behaving so hatefully.

Now if you want to talk about false outrage and true hate-speech, look no further than conservative radio and Fox News.

http://www.youtube.com/embed/DL5tjGK-x-g

http://www.youtube.com/embed/57A37bRilpQ

- Check out my new sweater, it's eco-friendly (said in a gay accent)

I have never heard a liberal say that and it's irrelevant to liberalism. This idiot is equating an arbitrary subculture with liberalism when the two have nothing to do with each other.

Also, there is nothing wrong with being gay or openly gay. Nor is it a requirement that a gay person be a liberal even though conservatives would burn that gay person at the stake if they could.

- I have an electric car.

Encouraging the transition from fossil fuels to electricity is a good thing not only for the environment but also for the economy, national security, and our troops. Every time someone hinders this effort he is placing our troops back in danger by making them fight pointless wars over oil.

- That is racist.

There are numerous examples of conservatives being racist.


I could go on for hours and hours with examples, but I think I've made my point.

Conservatives falsely think that they can convince others that accusations against them of being racist can be dismissed if they just complain about how often they are called racist. Well, it doesn't work that way. The boy who cried wolf wasn't believed because he's cries were false, whereas accusations against conservative's racist actions are not. One only has to look at the voter suppression laws to see how racist conservatives still behave.

- The rich should pay their fair share.

Romney paid 14% effective tax rate in 2011 on $13.7 million of income while he produced no wealth at all. Meanwhile, hard-working and wealth-producing Americans in the middle class pay twice that effective tax rate.

- No human is illegal.

This is a valid response to the marketing term "illegal alien" that conservatives use to sow hatred of immigrants who entered the country illegally or overstayed their visas. Conservatives attempted to morph the illegality of an action with the illegality of a person. Thus, this response is accurate.

In any case, the arguments over immigration have nothing to do with legality or documentation but rather with quotas. Conservatives aren't against illegal immigration; they are against immigration itself. It would be trivial to make all illegal immigration legal, but that's not the issue.

- The stimulus should have been even bigger.

Once again conservatives are clueless about what liberalism is. Liberalism is a social philosophy, not an economic one. I'm the most liberal person on PatNet and probably the most liberal person you'll ever talk with in your life, and I was not for the "stimulus" package or the bank bailout. The problem with stimulus packages is who gets them and who gets screwed. The stimulus should have been directed at the people who did not engage in reckless real estate purchases during the bubble.

- If Abraham Lincoln was alive today he'd totally be a Democrat.

1. Liberals don't speak with a California surfer accent.
2. Yes, Lincoln would be a Democrat today, so would ALL Republicans prior to 1950 and Eisenhower as well.

It amazes me how conservatives try to pass off their vile past behavior from 1856 to 1960, when they were Democrats or Dixiecrats, as the behavior of their enemies, the liberals. And they think they can pull this off because the two political parties switch roles (all the politicians and constituents switched parties) when Nixon's Southern Strategy was implemented.

Hello, African Americans always voted Republican before the Southern Strategy and always voted Democrat after it. Do you really think that the entire nation has forgotten about Nixon and his Southern Strategy? Dude, there are still people alive today who lived through it. And with the Internet, this change in the political parties is NEVER, EVER going to be forgotten.

Every time a Republican brags about pre-1950s Republicans, he's bragging about liberals. Every time a Republican condemns a pre-1960s Southern Democrat, he's condemning conservatives.

This is the biggest lie that conservatives tell because their history is so god-damn shameful that they want to disown it. And this goes back to why it is appropriate to hate conservatives. They are still acting in the exact same shameful ways as their ancestors did.

If conservatives could, they would overturn Loving v. Virginia making interracial marriage illegal, they would reinstitute slavery, and they would rape 12-year-old girl slaves just like their great-great-great-grand-pappy did. Conservatives are evil because of their despicable and twisted values.

- Bush lied, people died.

Well, historical fact is a bitch isn't it? The indisputable fact is that Bush repeated lied to the American people and to Congress in order to wage an unjust war that directly killed over a million people, mostly civilians including children, and lead to the rise of ISIS making the world a much less safe place.

So, no, we the rational people of the world are not going to forget about those lies and their consequences.

Now if you want to talk about falsely accusing a person of lying about something that's not important, there's the conservative obsession over Bill Clinton getting a blow job in the Oval Office. No one died over Clinton's blow job and it was irrelevant to our nation's security or business, yet conservatives love to bring up Clinton's extramarital affair while ignoring the plethora of extramarital affairs and extramarital sexual intercourse that their own party members engage in.

- If Martin Luther King were alive today, he'd totally be a Democrat.

No, Martin Luther King Jr. Was Not A Republican — But Here’s What He Had To Say About Them

Is this idiot actually trying to make the case that the Republican party has supported civil rights more than the Democratic party? Sure the Democrats suck on civil rights, but the Republicans are actively trying to destroy them.

As the following video shows, MLK's message is antithetical to the Republican platform.

http://www.youtube.com/embed/U1Cfi1DfZqI

- I'm a vegan

Again, this moron is trying to equate Liberalism, a social philosophy that has been around for at least 250 years, with an arbitrary and irrelevant subculture that has been around for only 20 years.

And by the way, what the fuck is wrong with vegans? If you're going for the fallacy of Guilt By Association, you have to associate your enemy with someone who is actually bad. Miranda Kerr is not evil. American 19th century slavers were.

I'm only 36 seconds into this video and I've already written 4 pages about how wrong it is. I don't see the point in going further. This guy is a lying moron. If there is any specific quote that some dumb ass conservative thinks is a valid and good point, quote it and the time marker in the video and I'll show you why he's wrong on it.

4   🎂 Tenpoundbass   2014 Nov 20, 1:47am  

I like how Liberals comb the underbelly of the internet to find those crackpot blogs that has probably had at the most 100 hits in 10 years. They then like to scrape content from those blogs and get it out to 16,000 Patnet viewers.

Dan and SBH are the biggest purveyors of bigotry and hate on this whole site.

Unless you're some mentally unstable idiot, 99.9% of the Repubican voting base has ever seen those pictures, or know where they are even located. But 99.9% of the Liberals sure knows where they are.

5   Dan8267   2014 Nov 20, 1:52am  

CaptainShuddup says

Dan and SBH are the biggest purveyors of bigotry and hate on this whole site.

Another lie. And ironically, CaptainShuddup posted that in response to my reply that he didn't even read -- look at the timestamps, he didn't have time to read my post.

You know, captain, I could just as easily accuse you of supporting ISIS. The reason that I don't is that I don't need to lie to make my opposition look bad because the ground I'm defending is good and the ground you're defending is vile and evil.

6   Dan8267   2014 Nov 20, 1:53am  

Speaking of vile conservationism....

http://www.youtube.com/embed/vxzTYoDtyQA

7   Dan8267   2014 Nov 20, 2:01am  

Call it Crazy says

Yeah, it was a lie.... he forgot to add Marcus to that list...

Feel free to provide a specific reference of so-called bigotry. Here, I'll give you an example of what I mean.

Call it Crazy says

Strategist says

There is no magic wand to instantly change anything. I don't blame Obama, I blame his supporters who believe in black magic.

It's HALF black magic... He's a mulatto...

Call it Crazy says

marcus says

AS a voting block white men are more likely to be right wing idiots than boomers are.

Because they have to use their intelligence to make up for all the black idiots that vote Democrat.

OK, it was too hard to pick just one.

8   🎂 Tenpoundbass   2014 Nov 20, 2:08am  

Dan8267 says

Another lie. And ironically, CaptainShuddup posted that in response to my reply that he didn't even read -- look at the timestamps, he didn't have time to read my post.

I read your list, which was discredited by your racist pictorial.
I quit reading after that, I'm not one of your Okeydoke drones that condone racism, as long as it's a Liberal posting the content.

9   Dan8267   2014 Nov 20, 2:12am  

CaptainShuddup says

I read your list, which was discredited by your racist pictorial.

You mean the pictures that conservatives held up opposing Obama because he's black?

10   Ceffer   2014 Nov 20, 2:17am  

I think liberals have "guilt trip bees" where they see how many guilt trips they can pack into a single platform and how many they can pack into a two minute statement. Guilt trip fire nozzling is known to dissolve granite much less a rational, thinking person. If they tried "Personal Responsibility nozzling" instead, it would give them a nervous breakdown.

Free money, and especially somebody else's money, cures all of society's ills and makes all people good people. No more terrorists and no more bad minorities, except that white people are still bad.

Liberals have the most trouble when the temptation to brand anybody who disagrees with them "stupid" intervenes, and they get into a stuttering moron tossing perpetual feedback loop and they suffer temporary guilt trip amnesia.

A superiority complex brain fart.

11   Dan8267   2014 Nov 20, 2:22am  

Ceffer says

Liberals have the most trouble when the temptation to brand anybody who disagrees with them "stupid" intervenes, and they get into a stuttering moron tossing perpetual feedback loop and they suffer temporary guilt trip amnesia.

Although conservatives are stupid, and I've posted scientific evidence to back this up on several other threads, that's not the real problem. The real problem is that they are selfish and do evil things like enslave, kill, and rape. They are war mongers and xenophobes and that's a damn dangerous combination in the nuclear age.

If WW III is started, it most certainly will be started by conservatives against the objections of liberals and rationalists everywhere.

12   🎂 Tenpoundbass   2014 Nov 20, 2:22am  

I'm a Culturist I celebrate cultures and ethnicity.

In my celebration I respect them, you have never seen me post a racist picture, or inject infantile idioms or stereotypes.

That picture that xxyz posted the other day the Germans once thought the same thing about the Jews, and many Americans thought about the same about the Pols.

Watermelon and Chicken is not exclusive to black people.
It's a Southern food, given the geographic location that ended up in America after being taken out of Africa, you would think that Fried Chicken and Watermelon would be a part of their fare.

And a Which doctor Obama? really?

There are Shamans in south and central America as well. Well they are all over the globe and cover pretty much every race. Why don't you post of picture of Latino political figures in a loincloth, a Moe from the three stooges haircut, and red paint streaks on their face?
How did Shamanism become exclusive to black cultures?

Are you trying to lead the Narrative again?

13   🎂 Tenpoundbass   2014 Nov 20, 2:24am  

Dan8267 says

You mean the pictures that conservatives held up opposing Obama because he's black?

I have never EVER! Seen those pictures in the wilds of the Internet. Only here on Patnet posted by the good folks like you. Just because you found it somewhere doesn't make it right to plaster it on Patnet every opportunity you get when the Liberals are getting a healthy dose of the shitty end of the stick.

14   Dan8267   2014 Nov 20, 2:25am  

CaptainShuddup says

Watermelon and Chicken is not exclusive to black people.

Are you really trying to make the case that conservatives holding up those pictures were not being racist idiots?

15   HydroCabron   2014 Nov 20, 2:27am  

CaptainShuddup says

you have never seen me post a racist picture, or inject infantile idioms or stereotypes.

IIRC, women who use birth control are, in your words, "sluts".

16   Dan8267   2014 Nov 20, 2:27am  

CaptainShuddup says

I have never EVER! Seen those pictures in the wilds of the Internet.

We can look at a multitude of examples from conservative radio to Tea Party rallies to see conservative bigotry. If a button could be pushed to remove all minorities from America, about a third of Americans would push that button, and all of them would be conservatives. And that's a conservative estimate.

17   🎂 Tenpoundbass   2014 Nov 20, 2:29am  

No I'm just pointing how infantile and stupid those pics are.
Anyone with half a brain can see that a mentally unstable person or possibly a Liberal made them. I suspect the Liberal in all honesty.
As this Idiot in the white house has given plenty of ammunition for Right wing crack pots with out them having to discredit their rightful disdain for Obama and Obamacare. Without having to stoop to such low human constitution as the pics you keep posting again and again.

Say! Isn't it about time to post some pics of some fat white Walmart shoppers those are a big hit with your peanus gallery.

18   🎂 Tenpoundbass   2014 Nov 20, 2:32am  

Dan8267 says

We can look at a multitude of examples from conservative radio to Tea Party rallies to see conservative bigotry.

If you have examples of Rush Limbaugh or any Conservative talk radio personality calling black people Watermellon eating monkeys I sure would like to see it. Because it's actually a federal offense for a Conservative to post nonsense like that.
It's a privilege not a right, and only a privilege that self absorbed asshole Liberals gets to invoke.

Not that any sensible human being in their right mind would want to.

19   Dan8267   2014 Nov 20, 2:38am  

Call it Crazy says

Where's the bigotry?? That's a correct statement... Unless you have a Youtube video to prove it wrong.

How about a Google result image?

But hey, if you want a YouTube video that demonstrates the point...

http://www.youtube.com/embed/dWdVwt2deY4

20   Dan8267   2014 Nov 20, 2:41am  

CaptainShuddup says

If you have examples of Rush Limbaugh or any Conservative talk radio personality calling black people Watermellon eating monkeys I sure would like to see it.

How about something equivalent.

http://www.youtube.com/embed/K-Gfb3cwHIw

21   dublin hillz   2014 Nov 20, 2:42am  

Rush couldn't even last 2 weeks on ESPN before getting canned - I think he has a "mental disorder."

22   🎂 Tenpoundbass   2014 Nov 20, 3:46am  

Dan8267 says

How about something equivalent.

You're being subjective again.
With out hearing those burbs in context to the rest of his rants, I would say your just calling him a racist for even talking about other people.
Other than doing character voices to aid his schtic he didn't do or say anything hateful or spiteful that could be construed as a hate crime as the pictures that you keep posting.

I bet you think Mel Blanc was a racist.

23   🎂 Tenpoundbass   2014 Nov 20, 3:47am  

dublin hillz says

I think he has a "mental disorder."

Agreed, my seemingly defense of his content was not a endorsement from me. I in no way like his humor or political ideology.

24   socal2   2014 Nov 20, 6:09am  

Dan8267 says

Although conservatives are stupid, and I've posted scientific evidence to back
this up on several other threads, that's not the real problem. The real problem
is that they are selfish and do evil things like enslave, kill, and rape.

Dan can't be real. No one can routinely say such amazingly dumb shit day in and day out - while being so cock-sure of themselves.

He really is that dude in the video!

Here is some more "scientific evidence" for you to chew on Dan:

Republicans smarter than Democrats on public policy:
http://www.people-press.org/2012/04/11/what-the-public-knows-about-the-political-parties/

Conservatives are more generous (with their own money and time) than Liberals:
http://abcnews.go.com/2020/story?id=2682730&page=1

Tea Party Backers Wealthier and More Educated
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/04/15/us/politics/15poll.html?_r=0

Tea Party knows more about Science than Libs
http://www.politico.com/story/2013/10/tea-party-science-98488.html

25   Ceffer   2014 Nov 20, 7:08am  

One of the ways to properly torture a Realtor is to tie them to a chair with headphones and pipe in Rush Limbaugh on one channel and Glenn Beck in the other, turn up the volume and leave them there for 24 hours.

Next best thing to an icepick lobotomy.

26   🎂 Tenpoundbass   2014 Nov 20, 7:14am  

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

When Capn goes on a rant about socialized medicine, I wonder if he puts on the hot pants or just does the limp wrist thing.

No! But I do have a stunning Tricorne.

27   humanity   2014 Nov 20, 7:20am  

Dan8267 says

Call it Crazy says

marcus says

AS a voting block white men are more likely to be right wing idiots than boomers are.

Because they have to use their intelligence to make up for all the black idiots that vote Democrat.
Which is typical, for the people who are most likely to be tea baggers.

Leave it to the consumate troll CIC to not even comprehend what I say, and then to intentionally use it out of context to try to prove one of the hundreds of lies he tells himself or others every day.

I believe i was making a logical argument against generalizations about boomers.

It's funny because I picture CIC as a boomer, in some trailer park in Tennesse on welfare.

28   humanity   2014 Nov 20, 7:29am  

CaptainShuddup says

Anyone with half a brain can see that a mentally unstable person or possibly a Liberal made them. I suspect the Liberal in all honesty.

And who chose the dip shit on the video to talk like a moronic valley boy, with the simplistic parodies of liberal views. Notice how you have no comment about that ?

29   🎂 Tenpoundbass   2014 Nov 20, 7:38am  

humanity says

It's funny because I picture CIC as a boomer, in some trailer park in Tennesse on welfare.

That's the Liberal equivalent of calling a white guy a watermelon chicken eating monkey.

Stay Classy Strong Libfuks!

...and OH!!! It's spelled "Tennessee".

Now normally I'm waaaaaay too informal to worry about how shit is spelled. But you're insulting the great redneck state of Tennessee. Well that, and you like to expect people to do as you say, and not as you do.

30   humanity   2014 Nov 20, 7:41am  

CaptainShuddup says

Well that, and you like to expect people to do as you say, and not as you do.

It's a well known fact that there are huge numbers of white folk on welfare in several of the most redneck states. And it's also true that most of those white welfare recipients are republicans for some reason. Yeah. Us lefties do find that fascinating.

By the way, I like Tennessee, and Florida too for that matter.

31   🎂 Tenpoundbass   2014 Nov 20, 8:01am  

Oh so Tennessee is the trailer park capitol of the world too I suppose?

You guys have no credibility at all at this point, NONE what so ever. Your double standards, the sheer lack of respect of not only the people you chastise, but the people you pretend your defending in your admonishment. Which is really just a obfuscated oportunity to inject more Racism. Fact America for the most part considered racial issues behind us as a Nation. America did not caste everyone into a lot by the actions of just one person and call a whole race of people names based on one Asshole's actions.

Until the Obama agenda took over.

You bastards are the most evil racist sons of bitches since the Jim Crow days. Where do you guys get your hoods and sheets dry cleaned?

Karl's Kwickie Kleaners

32   humanity   2014 Nov 20, 8:49am  

CaptainShuddup says

Oh so Tennessee is the trailer park capitol of the world too I suppose?

I just told you, I like Tennessee. But there are a lot of rednecks in parts of the state.

CaptainShuddup says

You bastards are the most evil racist sons of bitches since the Jim Crow days. Where do you guys get your hoods and sheets dry cleaned?

So everytime you or dodgerfandumb realize you are a racist you go on a rampage ranting about how it's the liberals that are racists ? When exactly did, "I know you are but what am I" become such a massive defense for your type's ignorance ?

Wtf man? Can't you see how incredibly transparent that is ?

33   HydroCabron   2014 Nov 20, 11:00am  

Call it Crazy says

humanity says

Leave it to the consumate troll CIC to not even comprehend what I say,

You can't even comprehend what you say...

Do you ever read your own comebacks? They suck!

Ellipses must be cheap where you live...

34   HEY YOU   2014 Nov 20, 11:52am  

Rep/Con/Teas complaining about being called racist, well they shouldn't be racist.

35   Y   2014 Nov 20, 12:47pm  

Healthy dose?
The voters shoved that stick so far up their ass it trached out their Adams apple.

CaptainShuddup says

Just because you found it somewhere doesn't make it right to plaster it on Patnet every opportunity you get when the Liberals are getting a healthy dose of the shitty end of the stick.

36   HydroCabron   2014 Nov 20, 1:29pm  

Call it Crazy says

Everyone already knows who the real drunk is at Patnet... Nobody can come close to you!

The alcoholism accusations are back.

Don't forget to whine about how drearily repetitive your opponents are.

37   Dan8267   2014 Nov 20, 2:05pm  

socal2 says

Dan8267 says

Although conservatives are stupid, and I've posted scientific evidence to back

this up on several other threads, that's not the real problem. The real problem

is that they are selfish and do evil things like enslave, kill, and rape.

Dan can't be real. No one can routinely say such amazingly dumb shit day in and day out - while being so cock-sure of themselves.

Historical fact cannot be "dumb shit". It simply is.

The dumbest thing ever said on PatNet is you just now implying that American slavers, conservatives, in the 19th century did not rape or kill their slaves.

Celia, A Slave, Trial (1855): An Account

During the summer of 1850, Newsom purchased from a slave owner in neighboring Audrain County a sixth slave, a fourteen-year-old girl named Celia. Shortly after returning with Celia to his farm, Newsom raped her. For female slaves, rape was an "ever present threat" and, far too often, a reality. Over the next five years, Newsom would make countless treks to Celia's slave cabin, located in a grove of fruit trees some distance from his main house, and demand sex from the teenager he considered his concubine. Celia gave birth to two children between 1851 and 1855, the second being the son of Robert Newsom.

Yeah, raping 14-year-old girls was OK to conservatives. After all, they were slaves.

No, you don't get to take the moral high ground.

And it wasn't just African American slaves. Exterminate Them: Written Accounts of the Murder, Rape, and Enslavement of Native Americans during the California Gold Rush

You can bitch all you want about the messenger. It doesn't change historical fact or the availability of those facts to people today.

38   curious2   2014 Nov 20, 4:01pm  

CaptainShuddup says

In my celebration I respect them, you have never seen me post a racist picture, or inject infantile idioms or stereotypes.

Yes, we have seen you do that, and mocking the occasion of a family losing a patriarch.

39   Y   2014 Nov 20, 9:50pm  

Extremely damning evidence coming from the NYT...
It's like jesus telling you the devil had it right all along...

socal2 says

Tea Party Backers Wealthier and More Educated

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/04/15/us/politics/15poll.html?_r=0

40   Y   2014 Nov 20, 9:54pm  

damning...damning...damning...

Kahan wrote that not only did the findings surprise him, they embarrassed him.
“I’ve got to confess, though, I found this result surprising. As I pushed the button to run the analysis on my computer, I fully expected I’d be shown a modest negative correlation between identifying with the Tea Party and science comprehension,” Kahan wrote.
“But then again, I don’t know a single person who identifies with the tea party,” he continued. “All my impressions come from watching cable tv — & I don’t watch Fox News very often — and reading the ‘paper’ (New York Times daily, plus a variety of politics-focused Internet sites like Huffington Post and POLITICO). I’m a little embarrassed, but mainly, I’m just glad that I no longer hold this particular mistaken view.”

Read more: http://www.politico.com/story/2013/10/tea-party-science-98488.html#ixzz3Ji91C4OI
socal2 says

Tea Party knows more about Science than Libs

http://www.politico.com/story/2013/10/tea-party-science-98488.html

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