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Barbie (suprise) Isn't a Computer Engineer After All.

By New Renter following x   2014 Nov 23, 6:24am 5,060 views   14 comments   watch   nsfw   quote     share    


Sure, she looks good - but can she actually write code?

Turns out not so much. She CAN however get a couple of guys to do the hard work for her:

http://www.geekwire.com/2014/mattel-apologizes-horrific-barbie-book-can-computer-engineer-implies-girls-cant-code/

Sigh...

1   MAGA   ignore (1)   2014 Nov 23, 9:24am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Can Barbie handle on-call at 2 in the morning?

2   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (38)   2014 Nov 23, 9:26am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Cripes, so what kind of lame cliché are they going to latch onto now, lemme guess, the IMMENSE HIRSUTE LESBIAN Barbie will show up and code the games while lighting her farts and smoking a Parodi?

3   Rin   ignore (4)   2014 Nov 23, 9:28am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

IMMENSE HIRSUTE LESBIAN

Both you and Ceffer seem to be obsessed with these hairy lesbians.

4   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (38)   2014 Nov 23, 9:32am   ↑ like (4)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

It's topical if one is join to be president and Secretary of Defense.

5   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2014 Nov 23, 9:44am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Maby they will make an immense hirsute lesbian RealDoll, I wonder what the demand will be like?

6   New Renter   ignore (11)   2014 Nov 23, 9:46am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

jvolstad says

Can Barbie handle on-call at 2 in the morning?

That'd be Bangalore Barbie.

7   Rin   ignore (4)   2014 Nov 23, 12:24pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Ceffer says

Maby they will make an immense hirsute lesbian RealDoll, I wonder what the demand will be like?

Can't we all just bang Raquel Welch look-a-likes, and enjoy life?

8   MAGA   ignore (1)   2014 Nov 23, 11:51pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

New Renter says

That'd be Bangalore Barbie.

I've never seen on-call sent off shore. Help desk yes, but they only do simple things. If there are system problems they need to be resolved ASAP. Our friends across the sea are not always that sharp. You just can't read from a script and expect problems to go away.

Good example of their so called skills, had an H1-B try and start a whole new PATHWAY (messaging application). When I asked him why he was doing that, he showed me a piece of paper with the command PATHMON written on it. It is PATHCOM and not MON. Good grief!

9   Tenpoundbass   ignore (15)   2014 Nov 24, 12:12am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

If Barbie were real, I'm pretty sure she would twerk her way to riches not work.

Malarkey Cyrus is probably the closest thing to a real Barbie.

10   New Renter   ignore (11)   2014 Nov 24, 12:53am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

CaptainShuddup says

If Barbie were real, I'm pretty sure she would twerk her way to riches not work.

Malarkey Cyrus is probably the closest thing to a real Barbie.

Which is how Barbie gets Steven and Brian to help

As we all know computer geeks are suckers for that sort of thing.

Rin says

Ceffer says

Maby they will make an immense hirsute lesbian RealDoll, I wonder what the demand will be like?

Can't we all just bang Raquel Welch look-a-likes, and enjoy life?

Out of my budget :(

I have to settle for" will for for twerking."

11   Strategist   ignore (2)   2014 Nov 24, 1:17am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

CaptainShuddup says

If Barbie were real, I'm pretty sure she would twerk her way to riches not work.

Malarkey Cyrus is probably the closest thing to a real Barbie.

She would start her career as a high priced escort, and eventually work her way up to first lady.

12   P N Dr Lo R   ignore (0)   2014 Nov 24, 1:42am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

New Renter says

but can she actually write code?

No, but she can make a mean coffee cake.

13   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2014 Nov 24, 2:08am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Inside every feminist is an immense hirsute lesbian trying to get out.

Most women regard men as useful appliances/beasts of burden provided by nature with the annoying habit of wanting to fuck them all the time.

14   MAGA   ignore (1)   2014 Nov 24, 5:12am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

New Renter says

Sigh...

BTW, it's not unusual to have an analyst vs. a programmer/analyst.


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