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Barbie (suprise) Isn't a Computer Engineer After All.


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2014 Nov 23, 6:24am   6,254 views  12 comments

by New Renter   ➕follow (1)   💰tip   ignore  

Sure, she looks good - but can she actually write code?

Turns out not so much. She CAN however get a couple of guys to do the hard work for her:

http://www.geekwire.com/2014/mattel-apologizes-horrific-barbie-book-can-computer-engineer-implies-girls-cant-code/

Sigh...

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1   MAGA   2014 Nov 23, 9:24am  

Can Barbie handle on-call at 2 in the morning?

2   Rin   2014 Nov 23, 9:28am  

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

IMMENSE HIRSUTE LESBIAN

Both you and Ceffer seem to be obsessed with these hairy lesbians.

3   Ceffer   2014 Nov 23, 9:44am  

Maby they will make an immense hirsute lesbian RealDoll, I wonder what the demand will be like?

4   New Renter   2014 Nov 23, 9:46am  

jvolstad says

Can Barbie handle on-call at 2 in the morning?

That'd be Bangalore Barbie.

5   Rin   2014 Nov 23, 12:24pm  

Ceffer says

Maby they will make an immense hirsute lesbian RealDoll, I wonder what the demand will be like?

Can't we all just bang Raquel Welch look-a-likes, and enjoy life?

6   MAGA   2014 Nov 23, 11:51pm  

New Renter says

That'd be Bangalore Barbie.

I've never seen on-call sent off shore. Help desk yes, but they only do simple things. If there are system problems they need to be resolved ASAP. Our friends across the sea are not always that sharp. You just can't read from a script and expect problems to go away.

Good example of their so called skills, had an H1-B try and start a whole new PATHWAY (messaging application). When I asked him why he was doing that, he showed me a piece of paper with the command PATHMON written on it. It is PATHCOM and not MON. Good grief!

7   🎂 Tenpoundbass   2014 Nov 24, 12:12am  

If Barbie were real, I'm pretty sure she would twerk her way to riches not work.

Malarkey Cyrus is probably the closest thing to a real Barbie.

8   New Renter   2014 Nov 24, 12:53am  

CaptainShuddup says

If Barbie were real, I'm pretty sure she would twerk her way to riches not work.

Malarkey Cyrus is probably the closest thing to a real Barbie.

Which is how Barbie gets Steven and Brian to help

As we all know computer geeks are suckers for that sort of thing.

Rin says

Ceffer says

Maby they will make an immense hirsute lesbian RealDoll, I wonder what the demand will be like?

Can't we all just bang Raquel Welch look-a-likes, and enjoy life?

Out of my budget :(

I have to settle for" will for for twerking."

9   Strategist   2014 Nov 24, 1:17am  

CaptainShuddup says

If Barbie were real, I'm pretty sure she would twerk her way to riches not work.

Malarkey Cyrus is probably the closest thing to a real Barbie.

She would start her career as a high priced escort, and eventually work her way up to first lady.

10   NDrLoR   2014 Nov 24, 1:42am  

New Renter says

but can she actually write code?

No, but she can make a mean coffee cake.

11   Ceffer   2014 Nov 24, 2:08am  

Inside every feminist is an immense hirsute lesbian trying to get out.

Most women regard men as useful appliances/beasts of burden provided by nature with the annoying habit of wanting to fuck them all the time.

12   MAGA   2014 Nov 24, 5:12am  

New Renter says

Sigh...

BTW, it's not unusual to have an analyst vs. a programmer/analyst.

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