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Keurig recalls a coffeemaker

By tvgnus following x   2014 Dec 22, 10:16pm 1,157 views   3 comments   watch   sfw   quote     share    


Could spit hot liquid at user •  Maintain an arms length distance during the brewing process Keurig Green Mountain Inc. says it is voluntarily recalling more than 7 million MINI Plus Brewing System units with model number K10 (formerly identified as B31) produced prior to July 2014.

2   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (34)   2017 Nov 12, 4:52pm   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

If you care about niceness, you'll bash and shoot your Keurig into tiny bits and fling them into the street while shouting KEURIG! IS! DEATH! and send everyone you know cheap plastic #4 filter cones with entreaties to annihilate all Keurig crap and brew crappy cheap coffee patriotically with cheap-ass cones and paper filters.
3   zzyzzx   ignore (1)   2017 Nov 13, 7:17am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

you'll bash and shoot your Keurig into tiny bits

You forgot to make an explicit reference to using your M134 for this purpose.

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