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Hey, Allah! Blow Me!

By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch following x   2015 Jan 8, 7:21am 10,748 views   28 comments   watch   nsfw   quote     share    


Booyah!

2   HydroCabron   ignore (1)   2015 Jan 8, 7:53am   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

Nice thing about the Koran is that the pages are smoother than those of the Sears Catalog.

3   indigenous   ignore (0)   2015 Jan 8, 8:05am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

HydroCabron says

Nice thing about the Koran

Is that anything like the Quran? Which also has smooth pages.

4   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (38)   2015 Jan 8, 9:39am   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Allah Sucks My Dick!

BOOYAH!

5   HydroCabron   ignore (1)   2015 Jan 8, 9:46am   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

Time to market Allah doormats and Mohammed fleshlights and butt plugs.

6   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (38)   2015 Jan 8, 9:52am   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

And condoms with the prophet's image printed on them.

ALLAH TAKES THE SPOOGE!

Booyah!

7   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2015 Jan 8, 10:36am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Obama has taken political correctness to a new level by referring to the French terrorists as "concerned citizens".

8   HydroCabron   ignore (1)   2015 Jan 8, 10:37am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

Sanitary napkins! Catbox liners!

9   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2015 Jan 8, 10:44am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

BoomFuck Diapers!

10   HydroCabron   ignore (1)   2015 Jan 8, 10:47am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

Urinal cakes.

11   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2015 Jan 8, 10:48am   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Toilet brushes!

12   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (38)   2015 Jan 8, 11:16am   ↑ like (5)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Enema bags!

ALLAH MAKES ME SHIT!

13   HydroCabron   ignore (1)   2015 Jan 8, 11:49am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

Mohammed Brand Pork Sausage!

Allah's-Face® Shoe Soles!

14   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (38)   2015 Jan 8, 12:13pm   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Momammed Brand Emesis Basins!

ALLAH MAKES ME BARPH!

15   HydroCabron   ignore (1)   2015 Jan 8, 12:18pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

Hejira®Tequila - For when you wanna Mecca party!

16   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (38)   2015 Jan 8, 12:25pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Mohammed's Temple of the Prophet and Liquor Mart

For Righteous Party Ammo!

17   HydroCabron   ignore (1)   2015 Jan 8, 12:32pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

Here's a picture of Mohammed: ಠ_ಠ

19   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2015 Jan 8, 12:51pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Allah drop bottom burkas.

20   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (38)   2015 Jan 8, 1:49pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

ಠ_ಠ This is really demented. Where did you find this? Did you make it up? What character set do the eyes come from?

21   HydroCabron   ignore (1)   2015 Jan 8, 1:54pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

The Kannada character "ṭha" - unicode 0CA0.

As a fluent speaker, I thought you would recognize it.

Google "look of disapproval".

22   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (38)   2015 Jan 8, 3:58pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

ALLAH SUCKS MOOSECOCK!

Booyah!

23   John Bailo   ignore (2)   2015 Jan 8, 4:50pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Does anyone's memory go back more than a day?

Wasn't it just Thanksgiving where this (ambiguous if you look closely) cartoon was pulled from a newpaper because it was deemed too offensive:

INDIANAPOLIS STAR DEEMS GARY VARVEL'S THANKSGIVING CARTOON "RACIST"

INDIANAPOLIS - Gary Varvel's latest political cartoon was pulled from the Indianapolis Star when the paper’s executive editor Jeff Taylor said many readers were offended and called it “racist.” The cartoon attacked President Obama's executive order on immigration that was announced nationally Thursday night.

http://illinoisreview.typepad.com/illinoisreview/2014/11/indianapolis-star-deems-gary-varvels-thanksgiving-cartoon-racist.html

24   HydroCabron   ignore (1)   2015 Jan 8, 5:03pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

John Bailo says

Does anyone's memory go back more than a day?

Wasn't it just Thanksgiving where this (ambiguous if you look closely) cartoon was pulled from a newpaper because it was deemed too offensive:

That cartoon is just fucking stupid - the turkey you're eating is cheaper because of the undocumented labor lowering the costs of goods.

But, whether or not you think it's racist, it's within the right of the newspaper (a private company) to decide what to publish based on customer reaction.

(By the way, what would the reaction have been if it was a mother telling her children they can't have Christmas presents because of the higher tax burden they pay to cover the local Christian churches, who pay nothing?)

Did any readers of the paper march into the office with an automatic weapon and kill anyone?

25   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2015 Jan 8, 7:09pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Prophet Mohamed C4 tampons with the string a lightable fuse, for the female jihadess who's a little cranky anyway.

Stuff her butt with ball bearings and she's ready to go.

Defile the infidels with menstrual mucous as they face the wrath of Allah's hell!

26   HonkpilledMaster   ignore (5)   2015 Jan 8, 7:12pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

I prefer this cartoon:

27   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (38)   2015 Jan 10, 5:28pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

ALLAH SUCKS CAMEL COCK!

Booyah!

28   HydroCabron   ignore (1)   2015 Jan 10, 5:49pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

Mohammed blows bankers in the Lincoln Bedroom with Obama.


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