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Hands up how many 15 year olds would have said No?

What's wrong with these women..i never met any like her!

"The boy's relationship with Berriman - who tutored him in maths and English"

Probably not too much math or English--but it's modern day UK, probably happens all the time.

Lucky bastard - that's like discovering Plutonium by accident!

Scar me, please scar me - I'm ready willing and able to be scarred by her. Scar me, I beg you.

zzyzzx says

The boy's relationship with Berriman - who tutored him in maths and English - was exposed...

She's obviously a pretty good tutor; he was able to both verbalize their relationship in relevant terms and count to 50.

By 6th grade I had been schooled entirely by nuns in habits, and a few "lay" teachers mostly in their 50s.

Enter a new recruit, 21 years old, slim, petite, long curly black hair, and wearing tight fitting peasant dresses (it was the 70s!).

Just in time for puberty. And she was a science teacher...a young nerd's dream come true.

Unfortunately she got taken off the market by getting married by the end of the year.

I was crushed. I thought I had a shot. I really did.

She slathered him from head to toe with rampant, humping pussy juices without mercy or respite.

If that's not the definition of torture, I don't know what is.

What I don't understand is why she put herself in a position to become pregnant. Its not like birth control is hard to get in England:

http://www.nhs.uk/Conditions/contraception-guide/Pages/contraception.aspx

Was she trying to trap the kid as a husband or something?

New Renter says

What I don't understand is why she put herself in a position to become pregnant. Its not like birth control is hard to get in England:

http://www.nhs.uk/Conditions/contraception-guide/Pages/contraception.aspx

Was she trying to trap the kid as a husband or something?

She was a 30 something banging a 15 year-old. I don't think good life choices are top of her list.

zzyzzx says

The boy, aged 15 at the time, said how the two months of abuse by Caroline Berriman, 30, of Oldham, Greater Manchester, left him ‘scarred for life’ - and they had regular, unprotected sex.

Abuse my ass. The boy is only saying this because he's been told that's what he's suppose to say. 50 times is not only not abuse, it's something the boy evidently liked a hell of a lot.

The only reason women who have sex with teenage boys are prosecuted is to preserve the illusion that when a teenage girl choosing to have sex with a man over 18 is somehow abuse. It's not. It's biology.

People over 18-years-old having sex with with 6-year-olds is pedophilia. Those people having sex with eager 15-year-olds is normal sexual activity without which our species would not even exist. We are all descended from countless generations of children produced by 15-year-olds having sex with 18 to 40-year-olds.

The government's monopoly on violence should be used to prevent rape and other violent crimes, not to cock-block teenagers from having consensual sex. Abusing this monopoly on violence only serves to harm innocent people including the "children" the government claims to be protecting. Case in point, the teenager charged as a sex offender for taking a nude picture of himself.

Such ridiculous abuses of government power will continue until the public holds the police, the judges, and the politicians responsible for these human rights violations accountable.

Bigsby says

She was a 30 something banging a 15 year-old. I don't think good life choices are top of her list.

Ah, but the thing is that's your opinion and your opinion does not count. The only two persons whose opinions matter at all in this case is the 30-year-old woman and the 15-year-old boy. It's their lives and they do not have to justify their dreams and ambitions to anyone else. That's the whole point of the "inalienable right to pursue happiness" principle. What makes you happy is not subject to what other people think should make you happy. As long as you are not harming another person and not violating anyone's right, you should be able to make your own value judgements. That's the entire foundation of freedom.

Did I miss something?

New Renter says

What I don't understand is why she put herself in a position to become pregnant. Its not like birth control is hard to get in England:

http://www.nhs.uk/Conditions/contraception-guide/Pages/contraception.aspx

Was she trying to trap the kid as a husband or something?

You're back! Missed you!

turtledove says

New Renter says

What I don't understand is why she put herself in a position to become pregnant. Its not like birth control is hard to get in England:

http://www.nhs.uk/Conditions/contraception-guide/Pages/contraception.aspx

Was she trying to trap the kid as a husband or something?

You're back! Missed you!

Thanks :)

Dan8267 says

Abuse my ass.

https://www.youtube.com/embed/m1agaZinJHg

That was awesome!

zzyzzx says

A schoolboy seduced by a disgraced teaching assistant twice his age revealed last night that they had sex 50 times

Lucky bastard!

zzyzzx says

despite admitting two counts of sexual activity with a child

a child? wrong term for the guy.

zzyzzx says

left him ‘scarred for life’

yup, he's going to be whacking off to memories of her for decades.

yup, he's going to be whacking off to memories of her for decades

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That will be a felony once he turns 18

What would we do without the for profit lawyers

errc says

That will be a felony once he turns 18

whacking off will be a felony?

Okay, but I've got to say, there is something seriously wrong with women who go after 15-year-old boys. Fifteen year old boys don't even look like men. They certainly don't act like men. What woman seriously wants a pimply, skinny, video-game playing, insecure kiddo who just wants a mommie he can have sex with? Not that I'm advocating guys having relationships with underage girls, but at least those girls resemble women! They are mature enough to act like women (if you squint your eyes). Boys at 15 and girls at 15 are just not the same creatures. The girls are much more grown-up looking than the guys at the same age. To compare applies to apples, a grown woman going after a 15-year-old boy is more like a guy going after a 12-year-old girl. Just hitting puberty... You can sort of see the woman, but not quite. It's just weird!

turtledove says

Fifteen year old boys don't even look like men

that varies a tremendous amount. i knew guys at 15 who definitely needed to shave and were very muscular. could easily pass for 21.

The problem is exactly what NewRenter said: Berriman is simply using that poor boy and by getting pregnant she is grooming him to be her lifetime slave and provider-object. Berriman is unable to have a normal relationship with men her own age, and that is why she is preying on a 15 year old boy. She should be in jail for 20 years.

justme says

Berriman is simply using that poor boy and by getting pregnant she is grooming him to be her lifetime slave and provider-object.

At this point what makes you think he is ever going to get a job?

turtledove says

Okay, but I've got to say, there is something seriously wrong with women who go after 15-year-old boys. Fifteen year old boys don't even look like men. They certainly don't act like men. What woman seriously wants a pimply, skinny, video-game playing, insecure kiddo who just wants a mommie he can have sex with?

It's possible some women like 2 second sex, 7 times a day.

mmmarvel says

Scar me, please scar me - I'm ready willing and able to be scarred by her. Scar me, I beg you.

There there Marvel, just take a deep breath, everything will be fine. I promise you.

zzyzzx says

by getting pregnant

it sounds like she just told him that, but did not actually get pregnant. god knows why she would say it though. probably just manipulate him.

elliemae says:"She's obviously a pretty good tutor; he was able to both verbalize their relationship in relevant terms and count to 50."

Fell out of my chair.

Ironman says

Fifteen year old boys don't even look like men.

Strategist says

It's possible some women like 2 second sex, 7 times a day.

There you go, 15 year old boys "recharge" a heck of a lot quicker than 30 year old men.

There are things on Amazon for the ladies that recharge even faster. Just put in a few new D cells and you're good to go!

Or so the reviews promise.

No chance of pregnancy either. Unless it's Jesus in there. If that case you've hit the paternity jackpot!

zzyzzx says

by getting pregnant

it sounds like she just told him that, but did not actually get pregnant. god knows why she would say it though. probably just manipulate him.

Its possible she was but it didn't work out. It happens.

Or she's just batshit crazy. That happens too.

New Renter says

There you go, 15 year old boys "recharge" a heck of a lot quicker than 30 year old men.

There are things on Amazon for the ladies that recharge even faster. Just put in a few new D cells and you're good to go!

Or so the reviews promise.

There is no substitute for the real thing. If they ever come up with a perfect substitute, humans would stop reproducing.

New Renter says

No chance of pregnancy either. Unless it's Jesus in there. If that case you've hit the paternity jackpot!

Jesus was an unemployed party animal. Good luck collecting.

whacking off will be a felony?

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Its illegal to fantasize about a minor to become aroused. So id be careful of using a memory from your 15 year old self for self pleasuring

Strategist says

New Renter says

No chance of pregnancy either. Unless it's Jesus in there. If that case you've hit the paternity jackpot!

Jesus was an unemployed party animal. Good luck collecting.

Jesus ain't the daddy. He's the kid.

In this case the baby daddy would be Yahweh. Or Zeus. Yes it would take one hell of a lawyer to win but the child support from the creator of the heavens and earth would be worth it.

True Yahweh wasn't so generous to his last bastard. Literally hung him out to dry. But modern England has better paternity lawyers than ancient Isreal. It's just a matter of finding the mother of all process servers.

Let's see, 50 "encounters" at age 15..... I estimate they hooked up about 10 times.

New Renter says

Jesus ain't the daddy. He's the kid.

In this case the baby daddy would be Yahweh. Or Zeus. Yes it would take one hell of a lawyer to win but the child support from the creator of the heavens and earth would be worth it.

True Yahweh wasn't so generous to his last bastard. Literally hung him out to dry. But modern England has better paternity lawyers than ancient Isreal. It's just a matter of finding the mother of all process servers.

Not a kid I would want....
Never went to school.
Unemployed
Party animal
Drinks too much
Sells bottled water, claiming it's wine.
Practices medicine without a license
Always in trouble with the law.
Gang leader
Threatens to torture if you don't join his gang

Strategist says

New Renter says

Jesus ain't the daddy. He's the kid.

In this case the baby daddy would be Yahweh. Or Zeus. Yes it would take one hell of a lawyer to win but the child support from the creator of the heavens and earth would be worth it.

True Yahweh wasn't so generous to his last bastard. Literally hung him out to dry. But modern England has better paternity lawyers than ancient Isreal. It's just a matter of finding the mother of all process servers.

Not a kid I would want....

Never went to school.

Unemployed

Party animal

Drinks too much

Sells bottled water, claiming it's wine.

Practices medicine without a license

Always in trouble with the law.

Gang leader

Threatens to torture if you don't join his gang

You forgot founding one of the richest and most powerful businesses the world has ever seen.

http://www.ourcatholicfaith.org/thechurch.html

$170B in annual spending in the US alone (where Catholics are a MINORITY religion):

http://www.economist.com/blogs/newsbook/2012/08/catholic-church-america

Not bad for an uneducated, unemployed partying, alcoholic, water shilling, quack, outlaw gang leader who promises eternal torture unless you pay up.

Zuckerberg's got nothing on this guy!

New Renter says

You forgot founding one of the richest and most powerful businesses the world has ever seen.

http://www.ourcatholicfaith.org/thechurch.html

$170B in annual spending in the US alone (where Catholics are a MINORITY religion):

http://www.economist.com/blogs/newsbook/2012/08/catholic-church-america

Not bad for an uneducated, unemployed partying, alcoholic, water shilling, quack, outlaw gang leader who promises eternal torture unless you pay up.

Zuckerberg's got nothing on this guy!

I just changed my mind. I do want a kid like that. Hey, that would make me God, won't it?

If I told my dad I banged a hot teacher, he would have poured me a shot asked ME for a Cigarette.

Lucky for teachers when I went to school were classy if they were hot. Weren't many braless Lesbian teachers in my town. So Either they were old and taught everyone in town at one point, or were smoking hot. There was no in between. But they were way to classy to have a fling with a Student.
Though I do recall an English teacher, who Ironically we all thought was Gay, because he was a tad effeminate, dated a Senior and announced like a week before her graduation that they were getting married and moving away. For some reason that never made the news, or drove the community fist throwing mad. They just figured if the chick, the Teacher, and her folks were cool with the arrangement, then who were we to judge.

Tenpoundbass says

If I told my dad I banged a hot teacher, he would have poured me a shot asked ME for a Cigarette.

If I told my dad that, he would say..."You finally aced a subject"
And then punish me. :(

Strategist says

And then punish me. :(

I was lucky my Dad never punished me.
He'd just give me a good swift hand up side the head, when he saw fit.
I didn't always see fit, let me tell ya. But he... he knew when it was time.

Strategist says

I just changed my mind. I do want a kid like that. Hey, that would make me God, won't it?

Joseph.

Not sure how that worked out for him but if your Jesus dies childless like the last one you'd stand to inherent his goodies.

speaking of December/February romances we had a football coach/math teacher who went through THREE students-turned-wives. When one got to old for him he'd find a hot teen student and divorce his 20 something old crone of a wife. How he stayed out of jail I don't know. A friend of mine ran into "coach" a few years ago. "Coach" was not teaching anymore, bitter at having gotten too old for the teens and getting crushed with alimony. Awww, poor baby.