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Why Education in America Sucks - By the Great George Carlin


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2015 Nov 5, 9:04pm   6,708 views  9 comments

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But there’s a reason. There’s a reason. There’s a reason for this, there’s a reason education SUCKS, and it’s the same reason it will never, ever, EVER be fixed.

It’s never going to get any better, don’t look for it, be happy with what you’ve got.

Because the owners, the owners of this country don't want that. I'm talking about the real owners now, the BIG owners! The Wealthy… the REAL owners! The big wealthy business interests that control things and make all the important decisions.

Forget the politicians. They are irrelevant. The politicians are put there to give you the idea that you have freedom of choice. You don't. You have no choice! You have OWNERS! They OWN YOU. They own everything. They own all the important land. They own and control the corporations. They’ve long since bought, and paid for the Senate, the Congress, the state houses, the city halls, they got the judges in their back pockets and they own all the big media companies, so they control just about all of the news and information you get to hear. They got you by the balls.

They spend billions of dollars every year lobbying, lobbying, to get what they want. Well, we know what they want. They want more for themselves and less for everybody else, but I'll tell you what they don’t want:

They don’t want a population of citizens capable of critical thinking. They don’t want well informed, well educated people capable of critical thinking. They’re not interested in that. That doesn’t help them. Thats against their interests.

Thats right. They don’t want people who are smart enough to sit around a kitchen table and think about how badly they’re getting fucked by a system that threw them overboard 30 fucking years ago. They don’t want that!

You know what they want? They want obedient workers. Obedient workers, people who are just smart enough to run the machines and do the paperwork. And just dumb enough to passively accept all these increasingly shitty jobs with the lower pay, the longer hours, the reduced benefits, the end of overtime and vanishing pension that disappears the minute you go to collect it, and now they’re coming for your Social Security money. They want your retirement money. They want it back so they can give it to their criminal friends on Wall Street, and you know something? They’ll get it. They’ll get it all from you sooner or later cause they own this fucking place! It's a big club, and you ain’t in it! You, and I, are not in the big club.

By the way, it's the same big club they use to beat you over the head with all day long when they tell you what to believe. All day long beating you over the head with their media telling you what to believe, what to think and what to buy. The table has tilted folks. The game is rigged and nobody seems to notice. Nobody seems to care! Good honest hard-working people; white collar, blue collar it doesn’t matter what color shirt you have on. Good honest hard-working people continue, these are people of modest means, continue to elect these rich cock suckers who don’t give a fuck about you….they don’t give a fuck about you… they don’t give a FUCK about you.

They don’t care about you at all… at all… AT ALL. And nobody seems to notice. Nobody seems to care. Thats what the owners count on. The fact that Americans will probably remain willfully ignorant of the big red, white and blue dick thats being jammed up their assholes everyday, because the owners of this country know the truth.

It's called the American Dream,because you have to be asleep to believe it.

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1   indigenous   2015 Nov 5, 9:27pm  

Yup and now common core.

2   HEY YOU   2015 Nov 5, 11:20pm  

Followed Carlin his whole career. He found the sweet spot toward the end.

"Good honest hard-working people; white collar, blue collar it doesn’t matter what color shirt you have on. Good honest hard-working people continue, these are people of modest means, continue to elect these rich cock suckers who don’t give a fuck about you….they don’t give a fuck about you… they don’t give a FUCK about you."

".. continue to elect these rich cock suckers who don’t give a fuck about you..."

Stupid fucking Republican & Democratic voters.

3   indigenous   2015 Nov 6, 5:06am  

What is the alternative?

4   NuttBoxer   2015 Nov 6, 10:48am  

indigenous says

What is the alternative?

What many Americans have been doing their whole lives, take responsibility.

Don't wait for Uncle Sam to fix your life with a wave of his magic wand, or you'll find he's more apt to sodomizing you with it, telling you the whole time it's really your Aunt Flo with a strap-on, and if you give control of your butt hole to him, he'll guarantee it's safety from all unwanted penetration. Only later you find out his method of penetration protection involves his dick up your ass 24/7.

But hey, at least Aunt Flo has been stopped...

5   indigenous   2015 Nov 6, 6:55pm  

NuttBoxer says

What many Americans have been doing their whole lives, take responsibility.

Ok, then what?

Honestly I was going to volunteer on Rand Paul's candidacy, but the more I heard him talk the more I said he is just another Republican, not even close to his father.

6   NuttBoxer   2015 Nov 9, 9:01am  

indigenous says

Ok, then what?

Then my friend, we live. Live as our forefathers lived, as men are meant to live. Read Civil Disobedience by Thoreau. Written within a generation or so of the revolution and according to Thoreau, no real men were left in the country...

indigenous says

Honestly I was going to volunteer on Rand Paul's candidacy, but the more I heard him talk the more I said he is just another Republican, not even close to his father.

I agree. Rand is a warmonger, and a far cry from the unswerving, principled man his father is. Ron Paul was an aberration, an oasis of honesty and reason in the wasteland we call government.

7   Tenpoundbass   2015 Nov 9, 10:00am  

Because the educators weren't even proven students when the graduated and became educators them selves.

8   epitaph   2015 Nov 11, 1:41pm  

indigenous says

What is the alternative?

Glorious cannibal anarchy.

9   HydroCabron   2015 Nov 11, 2:11pm  

Am I the only one who thinks that George Carlin sucks as bad as Star Wars?

Enough already. Can we just do away with all the middle-aged guys proclaiming Carlin to be the heir to Jesus, Savonarola, Einstein, Gauss and Descartes?

I cheered when George Carlin died. I was sad only because I would never have the chance to physically spit and piss on him. I hope he's giving Hitler blow jobs in hell.

The Henny Youngman of the baby boomers: "Take my wife, please!"

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