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VR porn is here and it's scary how realistic it is
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2016 Jan 8, 9:28pm 7,268 views 15 comments
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MisdemeanorRebel
2016 Jan 8, 9:36pm
Meh. Unless there is saliva dripping down my penis, and every virtual chick has a different sized tongue and technique or whatever, and I look down and see my hairy Ron Jeremy entering middle-aged body and not that of a tanned hairless 20-year old dude, I'm dubious.
The VR Sex shit was in that crappy Stallone movie where he was cop sent to the future too, back in the 90s. VR Sex was a staple of every other Skinemax soft-core porn movie, too.
Tenpoundbass
2016 Jan 8, 9:45pm
A start up is working on the Cockulous you wear with the Occulous.
Ceffer
2016 Jan 8, 11:16pm
Rin's hookers are out of business already! It's 3D VR porn while straddling a RealDoll!
Vicente
2016 Jan 9, 12:07am
The VR Sex shit was in that crappy Stallone movie
Stallone? Why you bring up that shit??!!!!
The classic VR scene is in Brainstorm (1983). Dude stays plugged into orgasm playback too long....
Strategist
2016 Jan 9, 7:22am
I wat that Samsung Gear VR. Sadly, it's not compatible with Apple. :(
Rin
2016 Jan 9, 10:50am
Seriously, what's wrong with the guy doing the review?!
Is he some pussywhipped, Puritanical bozo, who'd never wanted to get it on with two gals with big b**bs and *ss?
Ok, I understand that he's a bit embarrassed with ppl around him, but c'mon, I've never had an issue, when I was with "Melinda" and "Lola", up in Montreal, doing exactly that stuff.
Rin
2016 Jan 9, 11:09am
Seriously, what's wrong with the guy doing the review?!
Is he some pussywhipped, Puritanical bozo, who'd never wanted to get it on with two gals with big b**bs and *ss?
Ok, I understand that he's a bit embarrassed with ppl around him, but c'mon, I've never had an issue, when I was with "Melinda" and "Lola", up in Montreal, doing exactly that stuff.
His reactions are like this ...
"OMG! She's got t*ts! OMG! She's got *ass! Oh my, she's rubbing 'em against my face! Oh, she's taking my c*ck in her mouth!"
Hello Puritan ... what do you think that boinking is about, discussing Plato's Republic over breakfast?
Dan8267
2016 Jan 9, 12:21pm
The porn star gives you incredible sex, then manipulates you into marrying her, then the sex stops, she starts nagging, makes you buy a house, cheats on you, has kids that don't look like you, divorces you, takes the house and half your income, and you have to pay her alimony for the rest of your life.
Yep, technology is getting more realistic every day.
Dan8267
2016 Jan 9, 12:25pm
As the Naughty America title screen faded away, I found myself transported into a bedroom. Kneeling before me was a female porn star who was seductively talking dirty to me. I looked down and saw some guy's muscular body. Well, that's not mine, I thought to myself. I was confused. Whose body was this? Then I realized, I was now this guy.
I think that would only work for most Americans if Ron Jeremy came out of retirement.
Booger
2016 Jan 9, 1:03pm
Rin's hookers are out of business already! It's 3D VR porn while straddling a RealDoll!
A lot cheaper than $300/hr too!
Booger
2016 Jan 9, 1:06pm
I wat that Samsung Gear VR. Sadly, it's not compatible with Apple. :(
Could be exactly what Apple needs to firm up its stock price.
Strategist
2016 Jan 9, 3:28pm
Ok, I understand that he's a bit embarrassed with ppl around him, but c'mon, I've never had an issue, when I was with "Melinda" and "Lola", up in Montreal, doing exactly that stuff.
Hey Rin....You could be a porn actor. Imagine getting paid to do what you do best.
http://mashable.com/2016/01/08/naughty-america-vr-porn-experience/#cvkPYtckxmq4
I got my answer as soon as I slipped on a Samsung Gear VR headset and hit play on a VR porn video.
As the Naughty America title screen faded away, I found myself transported into a bedroom. Kneeling before me was a female porn star who was seductively talking dirty to me. I looked down and saw some guy's muscular body. Well, that's not mine, I thought to myself. I was confused. Whose body was this? Then I realized, I was now this guy.
The porn star brought in another female friend, and the next thing I knew, they were both naked and performing oral sex on this VR guy, err, me, turning the party into a raunchy threesome.
Even though I was conscious that the two porn stars weren't actually there and that the guy's body wasn't really mine, I still thought they were real. The more the porn girls jiggled their breasts in my face and rubbed their butts against me, the more I internalized being the VR porn guy. I felt my face get flushed as they showed me their, ahem, skills.
At the moment, Naughty America only has around two dozen VR porn videos for its subscribers to experience. Ian Paul, the company's chief information officer, told me they're producing one to two new VR porn videos every week. That's not a whole lot of VR porn content to watch right now, but as more users become more interested in VR porn, Naughty America will ramp up production accordingly to meet demand.
I'm an advocate for all new technologies that push video mediums to the next level, and after trying out VR porn, I don't think anyone who experiences it will be able to go back to 2D porn. It's that realistic.
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