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The PatNet Whitesboro Town Logo Design Contest

By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch follow APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   2016 Jan 24, 10:51am 7,886 views   37 comments   watch   nsfw   quote   share    


Blurtman (the Obey avatar guy) had a great story about a town getting a lot of shit for its logo showing a white guy strangling an indian to death:
http://patrick.net/What+made+America+great%3A+Whitesboro%2C+NY

Clearly, by any measure, the logo is not nearly offensive enough.

So I herewith propose an Official PatNet Whitesboro Town Logo Design Contest, open to all PatNetters and their pets.

People with mad Photoshop and Illustrator skillz are invited to illustrate the suggestions from our members.

Pubah Pat, can you set up some kind of voting mechanism?

Here's my entry:

A dive-bombing ME 262 bears down on an Indian village, machine guns breathing hot death, with Indians scattering and running for their lives and heaps of bodies scattering chunks of flesh as bullets rip into them from the marauding Messerschmidt, apparently on its third or fourth pass.

1   Ceffer   ignore (3)   2016 Jan 24, 11:46am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

The logo should have an Indian sodomizing Whitey with a Peace Pipe.

2   elliemae   ignore (0)   2016 Jan 24, 1:06pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

The whitey mentioned above should be a realtor.

3   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (43)   2016 Jan 24, 1:39pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

OK, I hear you:

A dive-bombing ME 262 bears down on an Indian village, machine guns breathing hot death, with Indians wearing Century 21 blazers scattering and running for their lives and heaps of bodies scattering chunks of flesh as bullets rip into them from the marauding Messerschmidt, apparently on its third or fourth pass.

4   Ceffer   ignore (3)   2016 Jan 24, 4:37pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Maybe an entirely politically correct theme. A gay-lesbian-bisexual-transgendered Indian in a bustier and high heels flogs Whitey with a chick dick.

5   Blurtman   ignore (1)   2016 Jan 24, 6:58pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Gotta engage in a little poetic license and show the settlers flamethrowing the savages, while singing Onward, Christian Soldiers.

6   lostand confused   ignore (0)   2016 Jan 24, 7:26pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

The revenge of the Indian- the feminized white man!

7   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (43)   2016 Jan 24, 7:51pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

How about this:

A transvestite, transgender guy, still with dick, slumped over the wreckage of ME 262, with an Indian wearing a Century 21 blazer fucking him in the ass.

8   Dan8267   ignore (3)   2016 Jan 24, 9:50pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        


Rick Perry is still ahead.

9   Dan8267   ignore (3)   2016 Jan 24, 9:51pm     ↓ dislike (2)   quote   flag        

DieBankOfAmericaPhukkingDie says

So I herewith propose an Official PatNet Whitesboro Town Logo Design Contest, open to all PatNetters and their pets.

Already did this.

10   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (43)   2016 Jan 24, 9:59pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Dan8267 says

Already did this.

It gets points for offensiveness but what about the Indians?

11   Dan8267   ignore (3)   2016 Jan 24, 10:02pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

DieBankOfAmericaPhukkingDie says

It gets points for offensiveness but what about the Indians?

That dog is part of the Slapahoe tribe.

12   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (43)   2016 Jan 25, 12:12am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

The dog needs a mohawk haircut and would be, ideally, depicted assfucking the white guy.

13   Dan8267   ignore (3)   2016 Jan 25, 12:17am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

That comes after foreplay.

14   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (43)   2016 Jan 25, 6:04am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

The logo should be about the main event. Ideally, with ME 262 and lots o' blood.

15   Dan8267   ignore (3)   2016 Jan 25, 7:42am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

DieBankOfAmericaPhukkingDie says

The Whitesboro logo would be a lot better if it showed an ME 262 bearing down on an Indian village, machine guns breathing hot death, with Indians scattering and running for their lives.

Naw, the logo is perfect except it's missing one thing: Jesus!

17   Ceffer   ignore (3)   2016 Jan 25, 12:16pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

You forgot the light beams around Jesus' head. Without the laser show, it's just another bearded freak in mocassins.

18   Ceffer   ignore (3)   2016 Jan 25, 12:21pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

How about full bore, extreme political correctness. A gay lesbian bisexual transgendered Indian with an afro, in a bustier and high heels, smoking a joint, with Whitey in a wedding dress and they are getting married in front of an Immense Hirsute Lesbian pastor.

19   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (43)   2016 Jan 25, 3:21pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Sounds like any episcopalian church.

20   zzyzzx   ignore (1)   2016 Jan 27, 10:11am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Here is my photoshop:

21   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (43)   2016 Jan 27, 4:25pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

That's pretty offensive but we need an ethnic angle, preferably an Indian and perhaps some implication of an IHL.

22   Ceffer   ignore (3)   2016 Jan 27, 4:29pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Offensiveness in and of itself is not enough. It needs offensiveness with a message.

23   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (43)   2016 Jan 27, 4:32pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Offensiveness needs to be meaningful.

24   curious2   ignore (0)   2016 Jan 27, 5:23pm     ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

DieBankOfAmericaPhukkingDie says

Offensiveness needs to be meaningful.

In patriotic support for America's "War on Drugs"(TM), how about a fat white guy with a fistful of cash locking wounded black guys behind bars to build office furniture for no money? Use anime so you have to look really closely to see what's going on.

Here are some starting points:

25   Quigley   ignore (2)   2016 Jan 27, 6:11pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

How about a Chindian realtor being carnally abused by a rampant goat?

26   Ceffer   ignore (3)   2016 Jan 28, 10:05am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Quigley says

How about a Chindian realtor being carnally abused by a rampant goat?

Wouldn't that be bad for the reputation of goats?

27   Ceffer   ignore (3)   2016 Jan 28, 10:54am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

I've changed my mind. Unadulterated offensiveness is a completely worthy goal in and of itself, go for it.

28   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (43)   2016 Jan 28, 11:56am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Whitesboro deserve the rudest!

29   Ceffer   ignore (3)   2016 Jan 28, 12:07pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

I think Whitesboro is due for a "Dykes on Bikes, Wild Ones" rampant, tire skidding, burning orgy of feminist manifesto destruction and depravity.

30   zzyzzx   ignore (1)   2016 Jan 28, 6:15pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

DieBankOfAmericaPhukkingDie says

The logo should be about the main event. Ideally, with ME 262 and lots o' blood.

31   zzyzzx   ignore (1)   2016 Jan 28, 6:15pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Or perhaps you might like this one better:

32   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (43)   2016 Jan 28, 7:46pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

The one with the ME 262 is fantastic Mail it off to the town hall. The Hitler variation, too, to give them variety to choose from

34   zzyzzx   ignore (1)   2016 Jan 29, 11:37am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

DieBankOfAmericaPhukkingDie says

That's pretty offensive but we need an ethnic angle

35   zzyzzx   ignore (1)   2016 Jan 29, 11:37am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Ceffer says

It needs offensiveness

36   Ceffer   ignore (3)   2016 Jan 29, 12:33pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

You have no mercy. You just HAD to Bieber us.

37   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (43)   2016 Jan 29, 12:47pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

There's offensive and there's criminal obscene. Please omit the canadian.


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