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Man was watching porn while driving before fatal crash
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2016 Jan 29, 8:27am 5,175 views 18 comments
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Tenpoundbass
2016 Jan 29, 9:05am
If you're going to be distracted while driving. That's the way to do it.
zzyzzx
2016 Jan 29, 9:26am
Article would have been better if it mentioned the details of the porn video he was watching.
Dan8267
2016 Jan 29, 9:54am
The accident happened because the accelerated got stuck to the sticky floor.
Dan8267
2016 Jan 29, 9:55am
On Tuesday, FOX 2 was speaking with Michigan State Police troopers about a different story when MSP revealed the man had been watching pornography and masturbating while driving. MSP also said the 58-year-old man was not wearing pants at the time of the crash.
His family must be proud. Can't wait to read his tombstone.
Dan8267
2016 Jan 29, 9:56am
Article would have been better if it mentioned the details of the porn video he was watching.
Driving Miss Daisy
Dan8267
2016 Jan 29, 10:00am
He was partially ejected through the sunroof
Don't be ashamed. Forceful ejections are rare for 58-year-old men.
Ceffer
2016 Jan 29, 10:12am
These are the situations where premature ejaculation is a blessing. Premature ejaculation prevents premature ejection.
Another great argument for self driving cars, not to mention accessorizing with all kinds of whoopee seats with vibrating attachments and lube dispensers.
NDrLoR
2016 Jan 29, 11:06am
the 58-year-old man
He may have been 58, but I'm pretty sure he wasn't a record collector.
Strategist
2016 Feb 9, 7:27am
Man was watching porn while driving before fatal crash
He was in heaven even before he died. Lucky bastard.
lostand confused
2016 Feb 9, 10:23am
I wonder if he gets 72 slutty porn stars in heaven for all of eternity??
Dan8267
2016 Feb 9, 10:29am
I wonder if he gets 72 slutty porn stars in heaven for all of eternity??
No, that's college.
http://www.fox2detroit.com/news/local-news/82584838-story
The Michigan State Police Department said Tuesday that a man died after rolling his car on the ramp from the Lodge to I-75 was watching pornography while driving.
The accident happened early Sunday morning just after 3:30. Michigan State Police troopers were called to the ramp from the Lodge to southbound I-75 on a one-car accident. The preliminary investigation revealed the driver of the car was watching a movie while behind the wheel, police said on Monday.
The driver was not wearing a seat belt when he lost control and rolled the car. He was partially ejected through the sunroof and died on scene.
On Tuesday, FOX 2 was speaking with Michigan State Police troopers about a different story when MSP revealed the man had been watching pornography and masturbating while driving. MSP also said the 58-year-old man was not wearing pants at the time of the crash.
#porn #driving #masturbating