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Social Network Seeks Prostitute Tester


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2016 Feb 19, 8:59am   2,711 views  8 comments

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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/03/26/prostitute-tester-kaufmich_n_6951642.html

Kaufmich.com -- which means "buy me" in German -- has just announced it is hiring a full-time "prostitute tester." A willingness to lie down on the job is a requirement, if you get our drift.

The man or woman chosen will review brothels in Germany, emphasizing service, cleanliness and compliance with safe sex practices. Doing this requires having sex with sex workers, according to Kaufmich.com's product manager, who only gave his name as "Ben" to CNBC.

"Having a brothel in Germany is totally legal but so far there is not a quality system for them in place. We want to be the Tripadvisor for brothels," Ben told CNBC. "Clients on Kaufmich should be able to check the quality of brothels before there go -- like you check your hotel online before you book."

Besides scoring tips for carnal consumers, the ideal candidate “should enjoy having fun with people" and not be afraid of contact,” Newser reports.

Randy reviewers should also have a business degree, a full health certificate and an ability to be a cunning linguist when it comes to speaking French, according to Newsweek. Knowing the ins and outs of brothels would be a plus.

Ben said there have been 150 applicants so far, mostly from Germany but also Belgium, the Netherlands and Great Britain.

Kaufmich.com was founded in 2009 by three brothers seeking to improve Germany's sex industry by creating a market for independent prostitutes.

“Our vision is to see sex work as an equal and fully accepted part of society,” Julius Dreyer, one of the brothers, said, according to News.com.au. "We believe that all kinds of problems arise from sex workers being isolated and judged.”

#jobs #prostitute #prostitution #awesome

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1   mmmarvel   2016 Feb 19, 9:21am  

zzyzzx says

"Having a brothel in Germany is totally legal but so far there is not a quality system for them in place. We want to be the Tripadvisor for brothels," Ben told CNBC. "Clients on Kaufmich should be able to check the quality of brothels before there go -- like you check your hotel online before you book."

I see a new business - Angi's list of Brothels. Need to come up with a catchier name, but you get the idea.

2   lalalala   2016 Feb 19, 10:23am  

Calling Rin...

3   Ceffer   2016 Feb 19, 10:44am  

The Paladin Hooker Tester. "Have Pud, Will Travel".

4   KgK one   2016 Feb 19, 12:30pm  

You won't find Rin, He took express flight. Only 150 people signed up, I would expect 2-3 million.

5   Dan8267   2016 Feb 19, 1:50pm  

zzyzzx says

Social Network Seeks Prostitute Tester

CIC already accepted the prostigoat test position. That one tests the professional goat sex workers. He was the most experienced applicant.

6   Booger   2016 Feb 19, 2:50pm  

Perhaps this is why so many people are trying to move to Germany. They want this job.

7   Strategist   2016 Feb 19, 4:47pm  

mmmarvel says

I see a new business - Angi's list of Brothels.

I would love to hear the reviews.

8   Ceffer   2016 Feb 19, 5:00pm  

At least they know how to put 150 of the Syrian immigrants to work.

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