« prev   random   next »

5
0

What Do You Shout Into the Swollen Fat Face of an Oozing Bag of Shit Like This?

By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch following x   2016 Apr 28, 5:00pm 10,043 views   41 comments   watch   nsfw   quote     share    


I'd start with "FAT FUCK! FAT FUCK!" shouted within 4 inches of her ear.

Suggestions?

#politics #humor #trigglypuff

« First    « Previous    Comments 2 - 41 of 41    Last »

2   Blurtman   ignore (1)   2016 Apr 28, 8:07pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

The new paradigm of beauty. - PC Police.

4   HydroCabron   ignore (1)   2016 Apr 28, 8:14pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

DieBankOfAmericaPhukkingDie says

Suggestions?

Good luck at the convention, Mr. Trump!

5   Ceffer   ignore (2)   2016 Apr 28, 8:15pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

At least she isn't flashing the Andrea Dworkin tattoo on her shivering thighs.

7   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (41)   2016 Apr 28, 8:32pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

It looks like the bag broke on top and the shit is oozing out of her fat fucking head!

How about this:

ANURYSM!

HAVE ONE ON ME, FAT FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!

8   lostand confused   ignore (0)   2016 Apr 28, 8:50pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

What if this critter claims she is transgendered and feels like a man and comes in the men's room while you are peeing and stares at you?????????????

All men's rooms must be equipped with harpoons to throw at this land whale!!

9   komputodo   ignore (1)   2016 Apr 28, 9:11pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Who would do her for $1000?

10   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (41)   2016 Apr 28, 9:14pm   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

You might get freaky guys who would pay to savagely violate her ASSHOLE! and see if the subsequent shrieks could break glass or cause cattle stampedes.

11   lostand confused   ignore (0)   2016 Apr 28, 9:18pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

I think the local Chinese buffet owners must be crying every time she walks into the all you can eat buffet !!

13   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (41)   2016 Apr 29, 5:48am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Oh, no, it's the TRANNY BATHROOM GUERILLA!

14   komputodo   ignore (1)   2016 Apr 29, 8:38am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

lostand confused says

I think the local Chinese buffet owners must be crying every time she walks into the all you can eat buffet !!

They immediately pull the tray of shrimp off the buffet.

15   komputodo   ignore (1)   2016 Apr 29, 8:39am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

DieBankOfAmericaPhukkingDie says

You might get freaky guys who would pay to savagely violate her ASSHOLE! and see if the subsequent shrieks could break glass or cause cattle stampedes.

I meant get paid $1000 to do her.

16   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (41)   2016 Apr 29, 8:44am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

komputodo says

I meant get paid $1000 to do her.

Just sayin' she may appeal to types who are into the bestial thing

17   CovfefeButDeadly   ignore (5)   2016 Apr 29, 9:55am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

Being a govt drone, I've found that it's basically impossible to get rid of terrible employees(unless they break certain rules...then they can be fired). But just being a bad/lazy/obnoxious employee won't get you canned like in private industry.

But what I have found nearly as harmful is marginalization. Of course it doesn't work on the lowest level employees...those ones are content to sit at their desks all day twiddling their thumbs. But for anyone above that...to be marginalize is pretty bad not to mention soul crushing. It means that while you still get a pay check you will never promote again, people will ignore you, unlike the low level drones you will get bored beyond belief, and, everyone else will whisper and gossip about what a horrible employee you are.

As such, with this person in the OP, the best thing that can happen is she is simply ignored. She seems like a miserable person, likely without friends and probably scorned by her embarrassed family. I'd have nothing to do with her.

18   Ceffer   ignore (2)   2016 Apr 29, 10:49am   ↑ like (5)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

I don't know. She would make a GREAT DMV employee.

19   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (41)   2016 Apr 29, 10:53am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

YA FUCKIN' CAR'S NOT THE FUCK ON HERE, NEXT ASSHOLE! PLEASE!

20   georgeliberte   ignore (0)   2016 Apr 29, 11:02am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Strategist says I thought she was a "he"
I think I would sleep better if that were so. This ‘she/he/?’ has the need to blame all ‘her/his/?’ unhappiness and problems on someone else, male of course. ‘She/he/?’ needs to remember that true happiness comes from within- so ‘she/he/?’ should be truly happy with so much ‘within’.

21   lostand confused   ignore (0)   2016 Apr 29, 11:08am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Ceffer says

I don't know. She would make a GREAT DMV employee

Or a slaughterhouse- she would feed on all the waste animal products and they would not need a waste disposal unit/plan.

22   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (41)   2016 Apr 29, 1:33pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

They could mount her on a dozen iRobot vacuums and let it roll around the abattoir slobbering up the refuse.

24   HydroCabron   ignore (1)   2016 Apr 29, 2:12pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

If Trump said Mexican immigrants raped her, would you believe him?

25   RC2006   ignore (1)   2016 Apr 30, 7:06pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

When your born to grow up this fucked up and ugly you have to kind of feel sorry for it.

26   marcus   ignore (10)   2016 May 1, 7:37am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (2)   quote   flag        

C'mon you guys. We have some people on this forum that are sensitive to this kind of fattism.

Fattist humor is the way that you all are perpetuating the patriarchy. Don't you know it's the patriarchy that defines beauty ? Check your skinny white male privilege people.

27   HydroCabron   ignore (1)   2016 May 1, 8:45am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Let me enlighten you.

There are five liberals in America:

- Barbra Streisand
- Fat Rob Reiner
- Kyle's mom
- Hitlery
- The Hambeast in this thread

All liberals are SJW trash.

I did the research: I watched all of South Park twice and can confirm the list above as correct and complete.

28   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (41)   2016 May 1, 9:13am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

She's so huge, you could service a train of 10,000 guys just with the fat folds in her immense arms.

29   HydroCabron   ignore (1)   2016 May 1, 9:54am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

I thought the hippocampus was a region of the brain.

30   HonkpilledMaster   ignore (5)   2016 May 1, 11:46am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

All Trump voters believe they come from the Pleiades and have "AK-like" (likely a legal SKS or suchlike) under their beds.

31   Quigley   ignore (0)   2016 May 1, 12:28pm   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

marcus says

Fattist humor is the way that you all are perpetuating the patriarchy. Don't you know it's the patriarchy that defines beauty ? Check your skinny white male privilege people.

Fuck that. If you are that fat, you aren't trying and deserve a bit of public shaming to get you moving back on track. Especially if you are opening your fat hole to shout stupid slogans at normal people.

32   HydroCabron   ignore (1)   2016 May 1, 12:34pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

thunderlips11 says

All Trump voters believe they come from the Pleiades and have "AK-like" (likely a legal SKS or suchlike) under their beds.

Well, duh!

ALL Ukies are fascists; ALL liberals are stupid, fat SJW's; ALL opponents of Trump are uniquely repulsive, stupid, and immoral in equal measure.

It's time to explore the consequences of this way of "thinking" applied to Trump voters.

33   Dan8267   ignore (3)   2016 May 1, 3:35pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

HydroCabron says

There are five liberals in America:

- Barbra Streisand

- Fat Rob Reiner

- Kyle's mom

- Hitlery

- The Hambeast in this thread

Boy, you don't know shit. The only one who might be a liberal is Rob Reiner. The rest clearly are not. You're just spewing shit out of your mouth. The fact that you would even attempt to label the other four as liberals demonstrates that your ignorant opinions mean nothing.

37   Strategist   ignore (2)   2016 May 1, 6:35pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

marcus says

C'mon you guys. We have some people on this forum that are sensitive to this kind of fattism.

There are always people on this forum that are sensitive to virtually everything. If we showed sensitivity to everyone, this forum would cease to exist.

38   Strategist   ignore (2)   2016 May 1, 6:37pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

HydroCabron says

If Trump said Mexican immigrants raped her, would you believe him?

Not a chance. She/he/it is rape proof.

39   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (41)   2016 May 1, 7:00pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Anyone tried to rape her would be eaten in one bite.

40   Ceffer   ignore (2)   2016 May 1, 8:04pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Strategist says

Not a chance. She/he/it is rape proof.

A rapist would just bounce off and knock himself out.

Or suffocate in the folds.

41   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (41)   2016 May 1, 8:15pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Is there a U of Massachufucks student BBS we could post this to, to get their recommendations?

I mean they have to actually live with creatures like this being allowed to walk around loose where they go to school.

« First    « Previous    Comments 2 - 41 of 41    Last »


about   best comments   contact   one year ago   suggestions