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I just shut down Google.


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2016 May 11, 2:47pm   3,346 views  10 comments

by Tenpoundbass   ➕follow (7)   💰tip   ignore  


So there I was minding my own business, when my phone rings with an Ohio number listed on the Caller ID.
The female enthusiastic voice recording sounded convinced that they could promote my business by placing me on the front page for all local traffic then instructed me to press one to talk to a Google account specialist.

So I waited a minute or two and Chad gets on the phone and proceeds to ask me my name. I said...
"Well you should already know you called me, and I'm curious what business of mine can you promote?"
The next sound I heard was the phone hanging up.

You know, I sat here beaming with pride, it's not everyday you can shut up Google.

212-208-7169 There's the number if you ever get a call from those fucksticks. They don't even have the gumption to tangle with Customers they can't bullshit and bufallo.

Google didn't stand a chance trying to smear to Donald Trump, hell if I can out class Google then Donald was way out of their league.

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1   HydroCabron   2016 May 11, 2:53pm  

Reading ... reading ... reading. Okay - done with the first paragraph.

2nd paragraph complete.

Hmm. Where is it? He usually gets around to it eventually.

Keep reading ... wait for it ... wait for it ... he hasn't mentioned it yet, so it's certain to be at the bottom here.

Aha! There it is:

Tenpoundbass says

Donald Trump

2   Tenpoundbass   2016 May 11, 2:58pm  

You could just read my last sentence, if you're impatient for the Good Stuff?

3   justme   2016 May 11, 3:01pm  

The real question: Is Google getting desperate after a so-so last quarter? Is it common for Google to telemarket?

http://wolfstreet.com/2016/05/03/google-grows-on-fumes-online-advertising-ad-exchanges-fraud-ineffective-ads/

4   Tenpoundbass   2016 May 11, 3:11pm  

Well they need to quit hiring lazy Millenails. I do have two businesses I could use promoting, I just wanted to make sure that they caller I was talking to did his ground work and knew the customer he was auto dialing. I guess not, he crumbled under duress from the first simple question.

5   curious2   2016 May 11, 6:10pm  

In addition to what DBOAPD said, the Call ID number was probably spoofed, probably some random person who would have no idea what you're talking about if you called back.

6   Tenpoundbass   2016 May 11, 7:51pm  

Ironman says

Ha ha ha... I just typed that phone number into Google to see what pops up... Look at the first result..

Well he got me to number one!

7   Patrick   2016 May 11, 8:08pm  

Ironman says

Ha ha ha... I just typed that phone number into Google to see what pops up... Look at the first result..

lol, excellent!

8   anonymous   2016 May 12, 8:29am  

When i get a call from one of these jihadists, stammering on about Windows on my cpu or other crap in broken English, i just scream into the phone as loud as possible " lululululu "

9   elliemae   2016 May 12, 9:04am  

errc says

When i get a call from one of these jihadists, stammering on about Windows on my cpu or other crap in broken English, i just scream into the phone as loud as possible " lululululu "

Agreed: It was a company trolling for business, or a scam. Either way, warn't Google.

If I have the time, when my "Windows Service Provider" tells me they're getting error messages, I speak with them. I ask them if it's bad (very), if it's something that they can fix if I give them access to my computer (yes), if they need my credit card information (of course). Right when they are masturbating with pleasure, I tell them I don't have the internet or a computer and they quickly hang up. But I have fun.

Unfortunately, a friend of mine bought it and actually sent them $250. They kept calling, asking for more money. They also had access to her computer (fortunately she had nothing on it because she's not computer savvy) and the viruses shut her computer down. It sucks when people believe this shit.

10   Tenpoundbass   2016 May 12, 10:17am  

elliemae says

Either way, warn't Google.

Google is the biggest MLM scheme on the planet.
These guys do sell Google ad placement, click hits, and search engine top 5 as well as local placement.

AP is most definately correct about the telephony hardware most definately but these were people breaking them off a piece of Google's organic search engine results.
They are the organic in the backgroud where all of the AI logic is supposed to be going on. Google hasn't been an organic search engine in over 20 years.

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