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2016 May 31, 5:57pm   1,743 views  10 comments

by Tenpoundbass   ➕follow (7)   💰tip   ignore  

http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/kroger-pooper-popped-563891

MAY 31--A judge yesterday ordered an Ohio man to stay away from the Kroger store where he allegedly stripped naked and defecated on a self-checkout scanner.

Colin Murphy, 23, was arrested early Sunday following a repulsive incident inside the Kroger market in the Hyde Park neighborhood of Cincinnati (where Murphy lives).

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1   NDrLoR   2016 May 31, 6:55pm  

No s**t!

2   FuckTheMainstreamMedia   2016 May 31, 9:05pm  

Not exactly how I pictured AF.

3   Ceffer   2016 Jun 1, 12:02am  

I just have to ask, are rancid clams involved?

Why did he waste a propulsive diarrhea spew on a machine when there are so many deserving human beings?

I bet the scanner tried to offer him a free bag after the fact.

4   zzyzzx   2016 Jun 1, 8:25am  

I know some people really hate those self checkout stations, but I had no idea that anyone hated them this much.

5   Shaman   2016 Jun 1, 8:27am  

I wonder how much the idiot machine charged for the pile of poo?

6   zzyzzx   2016 Jun 1, 8:27am  

This story is even funnier if you used to work as a cashier at a Kroger (which I did in the 80's).

7   Ceffer   2016 Jun 1, 12:08pm  

How do you barcode poo?

8   NoYes   2016 Jun 1, 6:30pm  

Next thing we know he will sue Krogers for a gazillion dollars because the scanner made him impotent

9   Tenpoundbass   2016 Jun 1, 7:00pm  

Please remove the items from the scanner area and start over.

10   turtledove   2016 Jun 6, 6:03pm  

"Unexpected item in baggage area..."

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