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Dan8267 says

Bernie appeals to the entire middle class,

come on. you can't propose 10% less take home pay and call yourself "for the middle class"

You must want free shit. Common denominator with Bernie fans.

This is so precious!

(Good thing I keep a supply of barf bags handy, as is my habit after months and months of Trump paeans and encomia.)

You are a special flower! It's so sad that this didn't work out for you. If only Sanders were in the White House, rainbow-shitting unicorns and chocolate bunnies and freee pokemon cards and Taylor Swift clones would overwhelm the Earth, and there would be love and happiness forever! Because, as Trump and Sanders tards know, the president runs everything with absolute power, and changes everything immediately.

You're entitled to have your candidate win on the first try, just like Mommy said: no need to toil for years, through failure and ugly setbacks; no need to cultivate a long-term base within the party and public mind. Social promotion for Bernie is your right, because you're such a special child! No Bern Left Behind!

Since you lost - after Bernie was clubbed like a baby seal among non white-Millennial demographics - it must be because Gunt Hagwitch, the evil old crone, cheated. After all, it couldn't be you: Mommy always said you were special.

It's as if there are people who are not Millennials - eew, yucky poo! - and they have been at this longer than you, dealing with defeat, reorganization, networking and endless setbacks (ask Mommy what that scary word means) for decades, being called "bra-burning harpy radical leftist gunt-whore!" early in their careers and "Shreiking Nazi right-wing riding-crop dominatrix Nurse Ratched sellout" now, through 25 years of learning the business of politics.

It's so unfair that you can't win on your first try. You deserve your participation trophy. Go tell Mommy and she'll buy you one!

Bernie is so transparent, he is the invisible man!

You don't have to worry about Bernie's inner hippie, because he has attained perfect oneness with his commie pinko self!

A politician who doesn't lie to us and treat as herd driven idiots is so unfamiliar, he doesn't even register on our public perceptions! We simply puzzle at what he is with his little ripple of intrusion into our bullhorn media.

And Noam, the babbling oracle of "What The Fuck?" cheerleading him on? I want Alzheimer's pom pons!

Warren DID NOT endorse Bernie Sanders. She has endorsed nobody. She may very well agree with him on many issues, but she publicly did not throw her support to him, so your claim is misleading at best.

The campaign is over. Unless Hillary is killed or indicted, or quits the race for some other reason, he has lost.

I'm sorry this isn't like your little league games that didn't keep score so you wouldn't get your tender sensitive very unique and special feelings hurt. This is real life, and sometimes you lose.

Here let me give you some Butt Balm to help with the hurt!

landtof says

come on. you can't propose 10% less take home pay and call yourself "for the middle class"

Actually you can if the 10% tax increase is more than offset by a reduction in health care and education costs. Bernie is the only candidate whose policies are in the interest of the middle class. All other candidates would continue to shrink the middle class by driving people into the lower class.

joshuatrio says

You must want free shit. Common denominator with Bernie fans.

I have never taken a government handout, and as a person with a substantial six figure income I would not get any "free shit" from Bernie's policies. Your statement is empirically false.

What I want is a strong economy, which means moving massive numbers of people out of poverty and into the middle class. The middle class drives in the entire economy. I want that, first and foremost, because it is best for our society. If you cannot understand why a person would care about the well-being of people other than himself and his own family, there is nothing I can do to explain this to you. So, I will speak in terms that you can appreciate.

It is in YOUR financial self-interest for millions of Americans to move out of poverty and into the middle class because that will increase our nation's GDP and spur consumerism both of which drive the virtuous cycle responsible for wealth creation. YOU will be better off if everyone else will because they will being buying non-free shit that will create jobs and drive up wages and profits including yours. So even if you don't give a rat's ass about anyone but you and your closest genetic relatives, you should still want Americans lifted out of poverty.

HydroCabron says

You are a special flower! It's so sad that this didn't work out for you.

I make a hell of a lot more money than you. Just because you are selfish does not mean that every single other human being on the planet is.

And as I explained in my previous post, even if you are selfish, it is still foolish to oppose the reforms Sanders is advocating because your selfish interests are served by a strong middle class. Selfishness and stupidity is a dangerous combination.

HydroCabron says

Taylor Swift clones would overwhelm the Earth,

I, for one, welcome our new Taylor Swift overlords.

Seriously, how would billions of Taylor Swift clones be a bad thing. It would make the dating market heaven.

HydroCabron says

he president runs everything with absolute power, and changes everything immediately.

Another childish straw man argument by someone who isn't man enough to address his opposition's actual arguments.

HydroCabron says

Since you lost

Another verifiable lie. By definition, neither Democratic candidate has either lost or won yet. People who repeat debunked lies garner no respect.

HydroCabron says

Mommy always said you were special.

Your mom said a lot of other things as well, however, being an atheist I do not agree with her calling me god repeatedly in bed.

HydroCabron says

You deserve your participation trophy.

Wow, you are so delusional. Nothing I've said in this thread is about me. Just because your an insecure little bitch doesn't make the rest of us so. You need to put aside your fantasies about what people are and start actually listening to what they say. Your entire post comes off as a childish tantrum.

Boy, Hillary Voters sound an awful lot like the National Review writers...

Dan8267 says

I make a hell of a lot more money than you.

Dan8267 says

Nothing I've said in this thread is about me.

someone is really stupid enough to put both of those in the same post?

You certainly are a special flower, delusional dan!

Sharingmyintelligencewiththedumbasses says

Warren DID NOT endorse Bernie Sanders. She has endorsed nobody.

Read my statements carefully. I did not say Warren endorses Sanders. I said

People I respect also want Bernie, not Hillary

And that statement is confirmed by the video posted below it as well as by numerous other references.

Warren: 'I’m still cheering Bernie on’

Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-Mass.) on Thursday said she has no desire for Bernie Sanders’s exit from the Democratic presidential primary.

“He has put the right issues on the table both for the Democratic Party and for the country in general so I’m still cheering Bernie on,” she said while touring a community healthcare center in Quincy, Mass., according to The Associated Press.

“He’s out there,” Warren added when asked if she thinks the Independent Vermont senator should suspend his presidential campaign. "He fights from the heart. This is who Bernie is.”

Sharingmyintelligencewiththedumbasses says

Here let me give you some Butt Balm to help with the hurt!

I think you need it far more with the goat parade coming to town.

Sharingmyintelligencewiththedumbasses says

someone is really stupid enough to put both of those in the same post?

Clearly someone is stupid enough to not be able to tell from the context that the later statement is about all prior posts and more specifically about all of my statements regarding Bernie Sanders.

I know think that there is a greater than 50% chance that you are the same goat-fucker as Call It Crazy, so...

joshuatrio says

You must want free shit. Common denominator with Bernie fans.

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