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Is The Fat Ineffectual Wet Cheeto Fart Suffering From Dementia?


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2016 Jun 20, 6:37pm   12,395 views  31 comments

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The children of mail-order bride #1 forced him to dump his campaign manager, perhaps sensing that Cheeto Jesus is incapable of self-interested action.

Is he fit to run his affairs, or should his children have power of attorney?

He is 70, can't stick to a topic in an interview, and is a known birther who believes Rafael Cruz to be connected to JFK's killing. His ramblings are belligerent and unfocused.

Not only can he not be trusted to represent this country against our enemies, he can't run his own campaign.

He is behind in the polls, and going to Scotland.

Could the simple explanation be that we're witnessing the onset of Alzheimer's?

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1   Ceffer   2016 Jun 20, 6:38pm  

His hair is demented, anyway.

2   Tenpoundbass   2016 Jun 20, 6:41pm  

He doesn't eat boogers, and he doesn't Fart when cornered in debates. Well he does get cornered for starters. (Does the Donald smile in the picture above)

3   FNWGMOBDVZXDNW   2016 Jun 20, 6:54pm  

I'm thinking it's more likely a brain tumor. Or he is still hoping to be nailed out by a corrupt Republican party at the convention.

4   Sharingmyintelligencewiththedumbasses   2016 Jun 20, 6:56pm  

It is very clear that Trump is in real trouble:

1. down in all polls.
2. fired campaign manager
3. campaigning in states that he either can't possibly win (california) or should be able to count on a win without wasting one second on (arizona) thus having no effect on the final outcome.
4. begging for $100K. Seriously, if you are worth 10 billion, and you make even 5% on your money, you make $500,000 a year. How don't you have $100K available.
5. Having essentially no campaign staff, and no visible plans to build a campaign.
6. Counting on the GOP to be his national campaign.
7. Continuing to piss of the GOP, insult important members of the GOP, in light of numbers 5 and 6. You don't have a campaign, you need them, and you piss them off.
8. Shooting from the hip and contradicting himself over and over again. "I didn't say that" should be his new slogan, applied to things that he is on film saying...

Unless things change for the Drumpf, it is going to get very ugly very quickly.

5   anonymous   2016 Jun 20, 7:16pm  

Seriously, if you are worth 10 billion, and you make even 5% on your money, you make $500,000 a year

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10,000,000,000 * 0.05 = 500,000,000

6   Sharingmyintelligencewiththedumbasses   2016 Jun 20, 7:22pm  

errc says

eriously, if you are worth 10 billion, and you make even 5% on your money, you make $500,000 a year

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10,000,000,000 * 0.05 = 500,000,000

so, he makes the $100,000 in like 2 hours... why beg?

7   Strategist   2016 Jun 20, 7:24pm  

The odds for Trump winning the election are getting worse. I thought his chances would improve after the "Pulse" massacre.
No wonder he fired that guy.
The odds are the best way of judging a possible outcome.

http://www.oddschecker.com/politics/us-politics/us-presidential-election-2016/winner

8   marcus   2016 Jun 20, 7:31pm  

HydroCabron says

His ramblings are belligerent and unfocused.

Tha't s called speaking your bases language.

TPb is constantly thinking, "he gets us, he really gets us !"

Tenpoundbass says

He doesn't eat boogers, and he doesn't Fart when cornered in debates. Well he does get cornered for starters. (Does the Donald smile in the picture above)

9   FNWGMOBDVZXDNW   2016 Jun 20, 7:35pm  

Sharingmyintelligencewiththedumbasses says

so, he makes the $100,000 in like 2 hours... why beg?

My take was that he was trying to see who would buy in so to speak on some email list he got. He can't have done it just for the money.

10   Sharingmyintelligencewiththedumbasses   2016 Jun 20, 7:52pm  

yawn. I'm not that guy, but whatever makes you feel less retarded and worthless, dude!

11   anonymous   2016 Jun 20, 7:53pm  

The odds are the best way of judging a possible outcome

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Tell that to your boys on Golden State they were ~ -200 favorites to win last night. Cavs were the smart money underdog

12   Sharingmyintelligencewiththedumbasses   2016 Jun 20, 8:00pm  

Trump is going down like ironvagina's mom after a few glasses of box wine and a couple of fake compliments.

14   anonymous   2016 Jun 20, 8:10pm  

I dont know, it could be a smart play for Trump. Sit back and do nothing, and give Hillary some time to expose herself. The more people see and hear Hillary, the more they loathe her. She is a terrible candidate

15   Sharingmyintelligencewiththedumbasses   2016 Jun 20, 8:15pm  

errc says

I dont know, it could be a smart play for Trump. Sit back and do nothing, and give Hillary some time to expose herself. The more people see and hear Hillary, the more they loathe her. She is a terrible candidate

First off, he isn't "sitting back"
rather he's:
1. congratulating himself on a terrorist attack, because his wall wouldn't have stopped it or something.
2. bothering to campaign in states he can't lose, like AZ, and can't win, like California.
3. going down like the fucking titanic in polls.
4. saying people out drinking should be able to carry guns in bars, then saying he didn't say that...
5. firing his campaign manager.

you really are one delusional idiot.

16   Tenpoundbass   2016 Jun 20, 9:10pm  

What did they do, ask 1000 High Schoolers?

Nobody is standing by Obama anymore. Plenty of people still claim to be Democrats. But there is no 50+% rating for Obama.
Is Obama's approval rating poll the Citizenship/Voters Registration form?

"Here I just need you to sign here, and fill out this survey, and I'll go print up your voter registration card. Welcome to America. How did you sleep on the plane ride?
Oh!? it was a 3 month walk through Mexico... Oh and answer that last question there and we're done... How do you like Obama?"

The Obama approval rating poll is at the Mosques CAIR hands them out at Hillary fund raisers.

17   marcus   2016 Jun 20, 9:34pm  

Tenpoundbass says

Nobody is standing by Obama anymore. Plenty of people still claim to be Democrats. But there is no 50+% rating for Obama.

How would you know ? I don't know which it is, but either you aren't willing to listen to Obama, or you aren't even capable of objectively comprehending him.

I dare you to turn the hate and stupidity off for just 10 minutes and listen.

www.youtube.com/embed/eRHifgjFJZ0

I don't think you can. Your emotional challenges prevent you from being objective. And that sir is extremely fucked up. You too FW.

18   marcus   2016 Jun 20, 9:55pm  

One of the crazy things about this country these days is that it's possible to spend all your time in a political bubble if you so choose. Between social media, cable TV, talk radio, and media choices on the internet, it's possible for fringe groups to get a false idea that their particular political leanings represent a much wider group than they do.

I'll remind you again TPB, that fully half of this country is above average intelligence. Many of these people are actually capable of critical thinking and do not base their beliefs on a bunch of lies that they sew together into some nonsensical rationalization for a bunch of messed up emotions.

19   Dan8267   2016 Jun 21, 7:26am  

errc says

Seriously, if you are worth 10 billion, and you make even 5% on your money, you make $500,000 a year

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10,000,000,000 * 0.05 = 500,000,000

Factor in currency debasement, 3.5% a year or so.

5% - 3.5% = 1.5%

1.5% * $10 billion = $150,000,000 or $150 million/yr. Still, it's a lot more than than "ShareMyStupidity's" incorrect math.

20   ffsreally   2016 Jun 21, 8:00am  

Ironman says

There's no one who is a bigger poster boy for that comment than you!

"I know you are but what am I" are you seriously like 10 years old?

21   Dan8267   2016 Jun 21, 9:15am  

HydroCabron says

What's with the "I just farted" look?

22   anonymous   2016 Jun 21, 9:27am  

What's with the "I just farted" look?

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Context is important. Here, Trump was being asked about his opponent in the upcoming presidential election.

23   MisdemeanorRebel   2016 Jun 21, 9:31am  

Here's why Trump stands a good chance of winning:

It doesn't matter if Hillary goes from 55% or whatever to 75% in California. What matters is what happens in Pennsylvania, Florida, Indiana, Ohio, etc.

Much of this is Rustbelt Country. They don't want to hear about Dreamers or suffering Syrian Succotash, they want to hear about American jobs in America.

Hillary and the Republicans have nothing to offer this group; what this group wants (Jobs, nationalism, immigration curtailed) is the opposite of what Hillary's underwriters want.

One great advantage for Trump:
His Voters are Do-Or-Die; their neighborhoods are being destroyed, their opportunities minimal and narrowing, etc.
Her Voters are just virtue signalling they are pro-immigrant, pro-democracy, blah blah abstract concepts.

24   FortWayne   2016 Jun 21, 9:33am  

marcus says

I dare you to turn the hate and stupidity off for just 10 minutes and listen. "Obama eviscirates Trump..."

If only Trump eviscirated our enemies as much as he does Americans, who he constantly complains about when we disagree with his stupid policies... we'd won the war by now.

25   MisdemeanorRebel   2016 Jun 21, 9:47am  

The Quinnipiac Poll began days before the Orlando Shooting and is Registered Voters, not Likely Voters. And it's an outlier poll; we'll see what other polls say.

Trump is Yuge in Century Village.

27   Dan8267   2016 Jun 21, 10:28am  

errc says

What's with the "I just farted" look?

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Context is important. Here, Trump was being asked about his opponent in the upcoming presidential election.

Makes sense. Thinking about Ted Cruz and/or Hillary is like letting one rip, particularly a spicy and hot one.

28   Dan8267   2016 Jun 21, 10:30am  

thunderlips11 says

Her Voters are just virtue signalling they are pro-immigrant, pro-democracy, blah blah abstract concepts.

Voting is anonymous. So it's a shit way to virtue signal.

In any case, I'd hardly consider it virtuous to vote for someone who is a pro-torture war hawk.

29   MisdemeanorRebel   2016 Jun 21, 12:42pm  

Dan8267 says

Voting is anonymous. So it's a shit way to virtue signal.

Yeah, but you can brag to friends about it. Probably half the people who brag about voting didn't even bother.

Dan8267 says

In any case, I'd hardly consider it virtuous to vote for someone who is a pro-torture war hawk.

Yep, and thinks Assange and Snowden are criminals, lied about opposing gay marriage for decades, etc. etc. etc.

Assange will have his revenge shortly for 5 years living in the Ecuadorian Embassy, however. 1000s of private server emails are on the way, and I bet not a few are the "Private" ones she deleted. Probably about Chelsea's wedding planning, hahaha.

30   MisdemeanorRebel   2016 Jun 21, 12:49pm  

The dream is that there is so much actionable stuff in the emails regarding the Clinton slush fund Foundation that can be tied to appointments, favors, invitations to events, etc. at the State Department that the superdelegates will be forced to pick Bernie as she'll be unelectable.

Then we'll have a great election.

31   HydroCabron   2016 Jun 21, 1:25pm  

thunderlips11 says

Her Voters are just virtue signalling they are pro-immigrant, pro-democracy, blah blah abstract concepts.

And racism and nationalism are not abstract concepts?

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