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Notice how TPB has abandoned his "No one's coming after your junk" chant, now that Trump has signed the evangelical moonbat "every sperm is sacred" pledge.

One Texas state counsel said it didn't matter if clinics closed down, since women could just drive to New Mexico, which lacks the standards Texas is proposing. Hurr ... durr ... sounds like it was not about patient safety.

Abortions are far safer than colonoscopies, which are performed in Texas in clinics with far fewer rules.

This is great news. We need to grow the number of abortions in the USA. I want tax dollars going to fund more of them.

Total bullshit, and a transparent attempt to conflate women's health with your misogynist and sclerotic run at peoples' rights to govern their own bodies.

Didn't know this: abortion complication rates are lower than for wisdom tooth extraction.

Probably because you're removing an undifferentiated lump of cells.

Sometimes it tickles, but that's about it.

Yeah and when you give birth through a root canal things can always go wrong.

If in Texas and you need an abortion, call this number, ask for Merle, then go to this address. Knock three times and you'll see an old lady come with a coat hanger, don't be alarmed she's just the receptionist and is there to hang your coat...

Tenpoundbass says

Phew! It's OK Liberals there will be no saftey standards in Texas for Abortions

You really expect anyone to believe that?

Tenpoundbass says

If in Texas and you need an abortion, call this number, ask for Merle, then go to this address. Knock three times and you'll see an old lady come with a coat hanger,

It's the conservative way. The same way you should be able to buy automatic weapons: in a back alley.

I never understood liberal crusade to massacre newborn children. Barbaric savages.

Strategist says

You really expect anyone to believe that?

I know what this is really about, but then i would be in the shit with the Obamcare'rs if I were to post it here.

The same people actually so we'll mix it up and they can bitch about something else for a while.

Tenpoundbass says

then i would be in the shit with the Obamcare'rs if I were to post it here.

Well well well: Were it not for your shining usage, I would have thought the subjunctive was long dead in Floridian English.

Do you actually feel butthurt from bad, mean ol' "Obamacare'rs" on this site? I'm trying to wrap my mind around this concept, because the safest, most politically correct opinion here is "Obamacare sucks big green rotting elephant kidneys."

.... and Donkey Dicks!

Sometimes Obama just acts like he has nothing but hatred for conservative America and tries to fuck everyone over any chance he gets with his elected station. Like a genuine asshole.

FortWayne says

Sometimes Obama just acts like he has nothing but hatred for conservative America and tries to fuck everyone over any chance he gets with his elected station

and this was after conservative america was so supportive of him. how could that be? the man is an ingrate.

Tenpoundbass says

The abortion industry and its allies are celebrating the Supreme Courts 5-3 decision that strikes down a Texas law requiring abortion clinics to maintain the same health and safety standards as other outpatient surgical facilities.

You are so right tenpoundass. The supreme court totally fucked this one up. The supreme court should have ordered texas to immediately bring every clinic of every type in the state up to the high (and very expensive) standards of outpatient surgical facilities. The depraved indifference of the texas legislature to the lives of millions of people visiting thousands of clinics that aren't abortion clinics in texas every year is beyond belief. After all it's about health and safety of the citizens of the fair state of texas. It is all about health and safety for the citizens isn't it? Or maybe not.

FortWayne says

Sometimes Obama just acts like he has nothing but hatred for conservative America and tries to fuck everyone over any chance he gets with his elected station. Like a genuine asshole.

I suppose if I didn't understand my own country's system of government, I would blame Obama for bringing this to the Supreme Court.