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Amnesty Don, Fat Birther, Cheats at Golf


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2016 Aug 30, 12:53pm   3,939 views  14 comments

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On top of consent decrees and SEC sanctions for being a lying racist pile of triglycerides, Donald "Amnesty Don" Trump, who demanded ID from the first black president, cheats at golf:

“Golf is like bicycle shorts: It can reveal a lot about a guy,” said Rick Reilly, the sportswriter who hit the links with Trump for his 2004 book “Who’s Your Caddy?” — in which Reilly lugged clubs for several of the world’s best golfers and VIP amateurs.

As for Trump? “When it comes to cheating, he’s an 11 on a scale of one to 10,” Reilly said.

Reilly told The Washington Post about an afternoon when Trump wrote down scores he didn’t actually achieve on his scorecard, conceded putts to himself by raking the ball into the hole with his putter rather than striking it properly (“He rakes like my gardener!”), and even called a gimme — something a player might claim for a two-foot putt — on what should have been a chip shot.

“He took the world’s first gimme chip-in,” Reilly said. At one point, Trump, after taking a number of second shots, told Reilly to “make sure you write that I play my first ball. You don’t get a second ball in life.” In life, it may or may not be true that a person gets a second chance; and yet, as Reilly wrote, on holes 1, 13 and 17, Trump did indeed get a second ball.

#FatBirther

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1   neplusultra57   2016 Aug 30, 12:57pm  

The orangedouchbag uses his doctor to keep score on the links. What's your handicap Donnie? "Astonishingly Excellent!"

2   neplusultra57   2016 Aug 30, 12:59pm  

Oh, and you're abusing my freedom of speech by forcing me to see the douchebag's caucus humongous (he always brags about the size of his crowds).

3   🎂 Tenpoundbass   2016 Aug 30, 1:25pm  

Disgusting pigs are doing their part to get Donald elected.

I would thank them but the low information bastards wouldn't have clue what I was thanking them for.

4   neplusultra57   2016 Aug 30, 1:29pm  

Tenpoundbass says

the low information bastards

Wasn't it just yesterday you were crowing about being one?

5   Ceffer   2016 Aug 30, 1:38pm  

Cheats at golf? Finally, something that will truly enrage Obama.

6   🎂 Tenpoundbass   2016 Aug 30, 1:59pm  

Yes but it's the "quality" of low information that counts.

7   FNWGMOBDVZXDNW   2016 Aug 30, 5:32pm  

Yep. That statue is still funny.

8   anonymous   2016 Aug 30, 7:17pm  

I wonder what would happen if someone build a nasty naked statue of fat birther Hillary?

9   Shaman   2016 Aug 30, 7:22pm  

Hillary was the original birther. Back when she ran against Obama for the nomination she called his birth origins into question, setting the birther movement into motion.
Golf is a stupid "sport." The only way it is any fun is with a six pack in you and a good buddy alongside. Taking it seriously is a sign of mental degeneration.

10   marcus   2016 Aug 30, 7:55pm  

THe only thing less surprising that Trump cheats at golf is that Quigley thinks it's just fine, and wants to change the subject to Hillary.

11   Sharingmyintelligencewiththedumbasses   2016 Aug 30, 8:34pm  

If ironvagina didn't write something stupid, that would be surprisng!

Well, at least your man doesn't cheat on his wives...

12   HydroCabron   2016 Aug 30, 8:39pm  

Quigley says

Hillary was the original birther.

Yes, and the Democrat Party are the true racists, because Jim Crow and Civil War!

I myself, as a Democrat voter, fought for The Noble Cause - at Gettysburg and among the trees at Shiloh - so that men might continue to buy and sell blacks.

Long live the South!

13   anonymous   2016 Aug 30, 10:47pm  

just any guy says

I wonder what would happen if someone build a nasty naked statue of fat birther Hillary?

good morning america would be overacting like it was 9/11 all over again.

14   anonymous   2016 Aug 30, 10:50pm  

HydroCabron says

Yes, and the Democrat Party are the true racists, because Jim Crow and Civil War!

I myself, as a Democrat voter, fought for The Noble Cause - at Gettysburg and among the trees at Shiloh - so that men might continue to buy and sell blacks.

Long live the South!

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