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Rumor: She stays dehydrated at events so she doesn't have to wee wee after the first 5 minutes.

Solution: Use Depends.

Hysteric aphonia.

Ironman says

Ahh.... not quick enough!!

Many opportunities in the future.

Imagine if this shit happens in the debates.

She is going to be on some powerful drugs for that.

Ironman says

Who says she's not on them NOW??

I mean extra special, beyond her thyroid meds and whatever else.

Tussionex Pennkinetic for one.

Imagine if she keeled over and Trump had to catch her while she fell.

Hillary is ready for the nursing home.

Sick as a dog. She's got a chronic condition, possibly Parkinson's. The coughing fits, the loss of balance, the blurring of vision, and yes, PD is often jump started or accelerates after a fall.

The press that went over McCain's 2008 medical records, all the 100+ pages over it, isn't the least bit interested in digging into her health at all. McCain is still alive and running yet again for Senate, meanwhile Hillary can't finish a sentence without coughing up a lung.

If Trump was having these coughing fits and had to be helped up stairs, had a stool handy and actually used it, limited himself to 10-15 minutes speeches, the Media would be jerking off on the slightest leak, rumor, or clue. Would be weeks of Health experts invited on Anderson Cooper 360 to discuss all the 'evidence'.

Ironman says

Second coughing fit of the day, this time on the campaign plane:

PS Notice she was beginning to bust out the Putin Paranoia spiel when she started to cough.

Now that's Russian Hacking!

I think she's menstruating...Trump has that effect on women...

thunderlips11 says

Sick as a dog.

Eeh gad, Tim caine the clown as president!!!!!!

Her Injection-wielding Handler showed up again on the plane shortly after her coughing fit. Campaign's been keeping him out of the camera lens since people began talking about it.

PS When offered a bottle on the plane, she refuses. Is given a glass of special water from an aide.

Is it thickened water, the kind that PD sufferers drink because of throat/swallowing problems (which also cause coughing fits)?

That doesn't include all the fits we don't know about, for example, during her secretive speeches to the .01%

I didn't put much credence in the whole, "Hillary isn't healthy enough to be president and the media is helping her cover up that fact due to a diabolical plan to install her running mate as president" argument. But this is just starting to get stupid, and now I am starting to wonder what's going on. Her episodes are indeed excessive. You'd think she'd want to prove that there's nothing wrong with her just to shut everyone up once and for all. I know that's what I'd want to do. So why isn't she doing that? It would end the constant speculation about the seriousness of her condition. Her secretiveness is hurting her more, as always. And now it's starting to look like she really is hiding a serious health issue.... because no smart person running for president - in her right mind - would prefer to be perceived as seriously ill and hiding it... unless the truth is, somehow, worse.

Trump has Jaundice from his hep C, which he picked up by fucking 13 yr old prostitutes over international waters on oligarch pleasure flights. His orange skin tone is the best that science can do to cover up the bilirubin buildup in his face. He has large diameter contact lenses to hide they yellow in his eyes. The only thing that keeps him fueled during the campaign is intermittent napping, energy drinks, high blood pressure, and dreams of fucking his daughter before he kicks the bucket. The over / under on his life span is Fall 2017 if he loses the election. It's Spring 2017 if he is elected.

turtledove says

Her secretiveness is hurting her more, as always

This. She may not have the beginning of Parkinson's, but there is some chronic condition and it isn't allergies. A stupid little letter with a few paragraphs saying Hillary is Okay from her Personal Physician is not enough at this point.

turtledove says

unless the truth is, somehow, worse.

It might be. The Presidency is apex of her life's desires to her. She seems like the kind of person who will do whatever it takes to get what she wants. She may be happy with a year or two, then stand aside for Kaine. But she needs to get there, thus keeping her chronic condition under wraps for just a few more weeks.

turtledove says

the media is helping her cover up

I think this is demonstrably true by comparing their obsession over McCain's 100+ pages of his Medical Records he voluntarily released. And then the MSM complained they wanted to see his Mental Health Records.

But any allegation that Hillary's Health may be poorer than advertised, despite the coughing fits over the course of a year, well outside of 'allergy season', is "Tinfoil Hat".

thunderlips11 says

It might be. The Presidency is apex of her life's desires to her.

Perhaps in her mind she is FDR.

Blurtman says

Perhaps in her mind she is FDR.

Based on what we're seeing, it would appear FDR had a better health profile, despite his history of crippling polio.

Any questioning or scrutiny of Hillary is tinfoil hat. Do you know how dangerous Donald Trump is?

Everyone knows that those are gonnorrhea polyps from the Dworkin Golem

Come on guys, the coughing fits could be just untreated allergy. It is a classical symptom. There ought to be a way to treat it, though. She should be taking anti-histamines. Not sure why she wouldn't be.

Maybe she can't afford that Heritage Foundation Affordable Care

Ironman says

It looks like she's about to give head to that mic, but the thought of pleasuring a man orally makes her want to hurl. Why can't they make mics to look like vaginas?

Denture adhesive?

Impacted bankster sploog is causing pleural effusions. Being able to hold her breath that long has it's costs.

justme says

Come on guys, the coughing fits could be just untreated allergy. It is a classical symptom. There ought to be a way to treat it, though. She should be taking anti-histamines. Not sure why she wouldn't be.

Too boring. She's having a stress reaction to hearing Vince Foster's Tell Tale Heart beating under the floorboards. Don't you know that? It's on Breitbart.