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1   Ceffer   2016 Sep 15, 10:23am  

She has been receiving injections of reincarnated flesh from vampires.

2   MisdemeanorRebel   2016 Sep 15, 10:29am  

What medical records? It was just a lawyered up statement, with irrelevant figures. Everybody wants to know about what neurological tests she's received, and if not, why not?

Nobody cares about her cholesterol levels, we care about seizures.

3   turtledove   2016 Sep 15, 10:30am  

tovarichpeter says

Shocking surprise in Hillary Clinton's medical records!

That the doctor had time to record notes between treating Hillary for her fainting spells, seizures, blood clots, pneumonia, allergies, flu, dehydration, non-specific relentless cough-due-to-common-cold, non-specific relentless cough-due-to-talking-too-much, non-specific relentless cough-due-to-having-so-much-to-say-about-Trump, and thyroid condition?

4   RC2006   2016 Sep 15, 11:14am  

They show that she is the origin of the aids virus.

5   bob2356   2016 Sep 15, 11:23am  

thunderlips11 is deplorable says

What medical records? It was just a lawyered up statement, with irrelevant figures.

You are getting hillary confused with trump. As much as I wish it otherwise doctors say hillary is fine. Not that the usual collection of idiots won't claim otherwise.

This was a Forbes article. Really? A positive article about hillary in Forbes. Impossible. Forbes hates hillary. And USA Today. and even the WSJ. That must have been really painful for them to write something good about hillary. No breitbart I notice. Oh I forgot that breitbart doesn't deal in truth or facts.

6   freespeechforever   2016 Sep 15, 11:44am  

She has 19 known STDs (that she did NOT, surprisingly, catch from Bill, who has 44 mutant STDs at last tally)

7   FNWGMOBDVZXDNW   2016 Sep 15, 12:08pm  

If someone wants to believe that 9/11 was a conspiracy or that HRC is on her death bed, they will believe it. Antibiotics will clear up the lingering infections, but there's no cure for the theories and those who believe them.

8   Ceffer   2016 Sep 15, 12:10pm  

The bubbling flesh, green irises, and guacamole vomit were attributed to the common cold.

9   bob2356   2016 Sep 15, 12:10pm  

YesYNot says

but there's no cure for

STUPID (or ironman which is a synonym for stupid)

10   MisdemeanorRebel   2016 Sep 15, 3:47pm  

bob2356 says

You are getting hillary confused with trump. As much as I wish it otherwise doctors say hillary is fine. Not that the usual collection of idiots won't claim otherwise.

One Doctor, her personal Physician. The one who makes housecalls on Sunday in 2016 America on a moments notice, just like ordinary Americans get. The rumor is about her suffering from neurological conditions, so that's the results we need to dismiss those rumors. Claiming the Blood Pressures levels of an 8th Grade Gymnastics Team member doesn't cut it. Nor do we care about Cholesterol (and what does that have to do with Pneumonia? She's releasing the Good Stuff, not Everything).

Already I see the MSM talking about how Hillary has released her Medical Records, which she has not.

She already committed the sin of omission about pneumonia. Spazzing out into unconsciousness, then leaping up and waving to everybody a couple of hours later, is not a common symptom of pneumonia. If your pneumonia is so bad you spazz out and collapse, you belong in a hospital, and any reasonable person would take you to one right away.

Trump has already offered to release his if she puts out hers.

11   Ceffer   2016 Sep 15, 4:17pm  

IHLlary is scheduled for a heart, lung, and liver transplant as soon as she has sworn in. They have to find a functioning heart made of ice first.

12   Heraclitusstudent   2016 Sep 15, 4:23pm  

YesYNot says

If someone wants to believe that 9/11 was a conspiracy or that HRC is on her death bed, they will believe it. Antibiotics will clear up the lingering infections, but there's no cure for the theories and those who believe them.

If HRC achieves free fall in front of a camera, I'll believe she's seriously sick.

13   RC2006   2016 Sep 15, 4:28pm  

Ceffer says

IHLlary is scheduled for a heart, lung, and liver transplant as soon as she has sworn in. They have to find a functioning heart made of ice first.

China is hooking Hillary up with organs from dissidents.

14   bob2356   2016 Sep 15, 6:39pm  

thunderlips11 is deplorable says

One Doctor, her personal Physician. The one who makes housecalls on Sunday in 2016 America on a moments notice, just like ordinary Americans get. The rumor is about her suffering from neurological conditions, so that's the results we need to dismiss those rumors.

So "the rumor" knows more than an actual doctor that examined her? WTF. That's just stupid no matter how much you hate hillary. How can you hate a politician anyway? She's unfit to be president, but hate her? Why bother? Maybe you need a hobby other than obsessing about hillary.

Trump got a note pretty much the same as hillary's (blood pressure, cholesterol, etc.) from his personal physician also and somehow that's all good for you.

15   bob2356   2016 Sep 15, 6:44pm  

Ironman says

Oh Bullshit Bobby... Just try and read a bit further in the article, or get the cows to read it for you:

...."Opinions expressed by Forbes Contributors are their own.

The author is a Forbes contributor. The opinions expressed are those of the writer."

Duh, no shit sherlock fucking holmes. You read that. All by yourself. Without moving your lips at all? I'm so proud. There's hope for almost everyone. Wow, must be a red letter day at patnet if you read past the headline of any article. So do you think they print every single thing every contributor sends in? Duh.

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