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Millennials just want to stick it in you.


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2016 Sep 19, 6:38am   1,303 views  3 comments

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http://www.wsj.com/articles/when-information-storage-gets-under-your-skin-1474251062

Patrick Paumen doesn’t have to worry about forgetting his keys and being locked out of his apartment. That is because he doesn’t need a key anymore—he simply unlocks the door with a wave of his hand.

The 32-year-old IT expert from the Dutch city of Heerlen is one of a growing number of people with electronic implants under their skin, mostly to use as keys or for identification.
Journal Report

Mr. Paumen has several such implants, or tags, embedded in the fatty tissue of his hands and his lower arm. He uses separate tags to unlock not only his apartment door, but also his office and the gate to a secure parking lot at work. Another stores information he would otherwise put on a business card—name and contact details—and yet another holds similar information for nonbusiness encounters.

The implants can be activated and scanned by readers that use radio frequency identification technology, or RFID. Those include ordinary smartphones and readers already installed in office buildings to allow entrance with a common ID card.

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1   HydroCabron   2016 Sep 19, 6:48am  

Millennials oppose Fat Birther by huge margins.

They're not the 50+ (and particulary the 65+) cohort voting to enable Fat B and Paul Ryan to gut Medicare.

Aim pistol at foot: pull trigger.

2   Rew   2016 Sep 19, 8:37am  

It is interesting to me how variable the personal tolerance for binding ones life to electricity, is. I like home automation, but I wouldn't put myself in a place to depend on it fully. Convenience is great, but at what point is the threshold of ease just more flash and not really substantive?

I guess I'm just old now. I'm not interested in a car being able to drive me around either.

There are going to be some great upcoming movies about a populations over dependence on technology.

3   NDrLoR   2016 Sep 19, 9:23am  

Rew says

but I wouldn't put myself in a place to depend on it fully.

And wait until ten years from now, which is equal to a millenium in the computer world, when all this stuff has changed and none of those implants work anymore.

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