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Orangedouchebag Lies Every 195 seconds. Clinton Can't Keep Up.

By neplusultra57 following x   2016 Sep 25, 11:45am 1,659 views   11 comments   watch   nsfw   quote     share    


"The conclusion is inescapable: Trump’s mishandling of facts and propensity for exaggeration so greatly exceed Clinton’s as to make the comparison almost ludicrous."

"According to POLITICO’s five-day analysis Trump averaged about one falsehood every three minutes and 15 seconds over nearly five hours of remarks."

"In raw numbers, that’s 87 erroneous statements in five days."

http://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2016/09/2016-donald-trump-fact-check-week-214287?utm_source=huffingtonpost.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=pubexchange

#Orangedouchebag #Lyingdouchebag #Corruptdouchebag #Oligarchdouchebag #Elitistdouchebag #Bigotdouchebag #Crookeddouchebag

1   marcus   ignore (8)   2016 Sep 25, 11:47am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

IT's what his followers like most about him (although they don't see it exactly that way). Because most of their beliefs are based on lies too.

You might say, "he's speaking their language."

2   HydroCabron   ignore (1)   2016 Sep 25, 11:49am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Fat Birther cheats on his wives, which makes him a lovable scamp.

Hillary's husband cheats on her, which makes her a Medieval devil with horns and 3 breasts that shoot blood.

3   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (38)   2016 Sep 25, 11:53am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

HydroCabron says

Fat Birther cheats on his wives, which makes him a lovable scamp.

He also tears their hair out - very metrosexual - when he finishes eating pizza with a knife and fork.

4   neplusultra57   ignore (0)   2016 Sep 25, 12:15pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

marcus says

IT's what his followers like most about him (although they don't see it exactly that way). Because most of their beliefs are based on lies too.

You might say, "he's speaking their language."

Everything is now sayable: free speech, ya know; unless you condemn the #douchebag, then you're a social justice warrior.

HydroCabron says

Fat Birther cheats on his wives, which makes him a lovable scamp.

So what? So does Putin. It's what alpha males do. The #Orangedouchebag gets more head from beta males than from XX chromosomes that need to know their place.

HydroCabron says

Hillary's husband cheats on her, which makes her a Medieval devil with horns and 3 breasts that shoot blood.

That's to be expected. What's unforgivable is that she won't shut up and do as she's told.

DieBankOfAmericaPhukkingDie says

eating pizza with a knife and fork.

This is his only flaw! Other than this he is the most powerful cock in the history of the universe. Omarosa said so and she's not a politician so she can't lie. Better still, she's a black alpha XX chromosome who DOES know her place. "I'm being told by some very, very smart people, so smart, folks, that Omarosa should be on my short list for the Federal Reserve chair."

5   Tenpoundbass   ignore (15)   2016 Sep 25, 2:11pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

The MSM promised a constant barrage of Lying assaults on Donald this week end. it's all they've got. When the black, Hispanic and youth vote fell in his lap they cut out the hateful rhetoric claim.
Now it's
"Don't listen to him he's a Liar!"
Before it was
"Don't listen to him he's a Hitler!"

And oh oh OH! Oh my Gawd ya'll get THIS!

Michelle Obama and George Bush are now huge besties. They've been photographed hugging and smooching it up, while Obama gives him a reach around. Just schmoozing up a storm.
For the last 8 years we've heard nothing but What a no good son of a bitch Bush was and everything was his fault. And racism was bad because of him.
Now it's all Trump's fault and they are inviting Bush over for Jay-Z lighter farts in Beyonce face parlor tricks.

You can't make this shit up and is damned near impossible to embellish.

6   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2016 Sep 25, 2:20pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

So, if the debate is a speed-lying contest, we already know Trumpligula will win.

7   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (38)   2016 Sep 25, 3:07pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Michelle Obama is beasties with W because she likes the way he shrieks MOMMMMMEEEE! When she fucks him in the ass like Barbara.

8   neplusultra57   ignore (0)   2016 Sep 25, 3:14pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Ceffer says

So, if the debate is a speed-lying contest, we already know Trumpligula will win.

Low energy Clinton. A real candidate would try to lie as much the #Orangedouchebag but she isn't presidential enough.

9   marcus   ignore (8)   2016 Sep 25, 3:17pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Tenpoundbass says

When the black, Hispanic and youth vote fell in his lap they cut out the hateful rhetoric claim.

Good job. It seems you are almost as good at Trump at getting multiple lies in to one sentence.

The hateful rhetoric claim never stopped. It's just that Trumps pattern is saying so many outrageous and or dishonest things with such an incredibly high frequency that people don't have any new sounding criticisms to make of Trump. The overall list is huge, but you are immune to contemplating it.

If I wanted to criticize something Trump said yesterday, that would be boring, becasue he's already said three more outrageous things since then.

10   neplusultra57   ignore (0)   2016 Sep 25, 3:26pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

marcus says

If I wanted to criticize something Trump said yesterday, that would be boring, becasue he's already said three more outrageous things since then.

Not only that, he will have flip-flopped on all of them and blamed it on some "loser" from his past. Then he'll lie about giving $ to a charity, stiff a working class Joe and insult some Veterans before threatening to release video of Paul Ryan having sex with a Martian. On his way to a rally during which he promises to create 150 million jobs in ten hours he'll claim to have already balanced the budget, a fact which is being hidden by Obama in an effort to "rig" the debate. Then he'll demand that his children moderate the debate. Within three hours he'll deny having said any of it. Then he'll start all over again by calling her "Lying Hillary."

#Lyingdouchebag

11   FNWGMOBDVZXDNW   ignore (2)   2016 Sep 26, 2:58pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Ol' Trump making fun of the handicapped. Reminds me of Dennis Leary.


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