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That's OK, we still have a West Coast.
Yeah, but it sucks.
Actually, and it pains me a bit to say it, the northern west coast is ridiculously beautiful. Like something out of a dream. I lived in Europe for 2 years and didn't see landscape as beautiful as this. LA does suck though. Smog so thick and yellow it's like a combination of shit and piss that you have to breathe.
But NoCal is like:
Sure the land may be nice, but it's populated by hirsute hippies and inbred rednecks.
I'm kind of a hirsute hippy redneck. Not inbred though.
I fit right in.
After the East Coast is wiped out, we'll send hirsute hippies to re-colonize.
After the East Coast is wiped out, we'll send hirsute hippies to re-colonize.
They'll get eaten by the alligators.
Thanks Obama!
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