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I am proud to say I have fended off women before.
She would definately be one.

I'm more proud of myself for the ones I fended off than the ones I regret not putting moves on.

Knowing what I know about this Pig I'm sure I punch her in snatch if she ever grabbed my dick.

She's beautiful. She grab my dick whenever she wants. And do whatever she wants with it.
I'm so giving.

Put her to work. There are a lot of needy cocks standing in line.

Amy Schumer is completely unfunny, and a disgusting, vile, pig to make matters worse.

If they ever do a Green Acres movie, she should regale the role of Arnold the Newspaper Delivery Pig.

p.s. - I'm no sexist; Louis C.K. is also seriously unfunny.

If she threatens you so much you don't have to watch her. You don't have to play FortWayne puking over Milo Yiannopoulos. Did she grab your pussy?

That is the truth. Amy is a gross pig and her movie sucked. I tried to watch it but it never got any better and I turned it off after an hour. I mostly just couldn't take seeing her gross face and body any more or her gross attitude.

I will never let a 160lb woman catch my dick.

We went to see aziz in north jersey last year. She went before him, and her set was lol funny. Aziz went next, and it was probably too long for a comedy show, because i was ready to head home ten minutes in to aziz.

And i'm with Strategist. Amy is right

I like Amy Schumer. She's crude and not very pretty (she admits as much), but sharp and definitely funny imho.

She's funny off the scale. She makes a shitpot full of coin and is at the top of her game. She butthurts the alt-righters baaad. There's no way they can shame her into silence. She'll monetize their butthurt and make serious bank.

http://www.dailydot.com/via/amy-schumer-trainwreck-social-justice-trolling/

She's a huge part of the problem victimizing human interaction but anything the Liberals says is classic good stuff. No matter how gloating, no matter how self absorbed no matter how inflammatory. They can say things because you know party affiliation and various degrees on the nonexistent invisible privilege scale. More than anything it's art. And all must like it or they are bigots, misogynist and racist.
Anyone who has an opinion that clashes with hers, well see what happens if you don't like her movies.

I have thrown out so many DVD's and BlueRays and deleted so many tracks over the last 18 months.
Unless Hollywood fires everyone and hires all fresh faces, I doubt I'll ever watch much TV or go to Movies ever again.

And I find I would much rather cover my own Willy Dixon songs than hear every Rock Star that ever played a note lift them and call them their own on a recording I then got to give some asshole royalty rights organization money for two entities.

I used to love a good DiNero movie now he's this impotent gimp in a pink sweater manboob asshole. Talking about punching Donald Trump in the face, Fuck him too!

Saw he has a new boring low budget indy movie on Netflix this month went right past it.
Actually I pulled up Youtube on my Ruku and found an old Trump rally to watch and cheer me up.

Is it November 8th yet?

Leah Dunham & Amy Schumer both hate men, the former in an outward, no-holds-barred way, and the latter in a much more subtle, passive-aggressive manner.