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Why does Trump suck at ShitTests and why do they let Melania speak in public?
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2016 Oct 18, 12:02pm 1,301 views 7 comments
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Ceffer
2016 Oct 18, 12:14pm
If Trumpligula had impulse control, he never would have married another gold digger.
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2016 Oct 18, 12:18pm
DieBankOfAmericaPhukkingDie says
Melanoma should be in public 24/7 topless and oiled,
Exactly. Everyone knows why he married her. The only thing authentic that she could do is try to look hot and pretend she likes sucking his cock. At least then, we would think that he is getting what he is paying for.
MisdemeanorRebel
2016 Oct 18, 1:42pm
I'm not sure you know what a shit test is.
Agree and Amplify is a counter-shit test.
"Orangedouchebag, Oligarch Bezos wanted me to ask you if your are serious about your Nazi-Stalinist plan to have a border wall with Mexico."
"The wall just got 10 feet higher" or "Control over Borders are a requirement to have a country" is an example of a correct response.
"Gee, you're really nerdy, you must live at home with momma."
Chump Reaction: "No I donnnnnnn't"
Agree and Amplify: "Yep, I have the whole basement. She's been sick this week, wanna sleep over and wash my underwear?"
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2016 Oct 18, 2:49pm
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turtledove
2016 Oct 18, 3:39pm
Melania shouldn't have been put in that position. It's really not her strong suit. She didn't do any harm... but she needed to be a person who she isn't. She needed to say that all this crap is just a distraction from the real issues, make a vague comment about the convenient timing of all this, bring it back to the real issues, and talk about how her husband is the answer. Easier said than done, no doubt. The media wants to give its viewers what they want to see. And they want National Enquirer.
He should have sent his daughter.
Ceffer
2016 Oct 18, 6:46pm
Melanoma needs bigger fake tits if Trumpligula is to have any hope of winning the election.
Face it folks. This whole Billy Bush tape was yet another shittest that Trump has failed miserably at. He had all sorts of ways to respond, and many of them would have been acceptable, but he is failing miserably. Clinton and the media keep presenting him with shittests, and he keeps acting like a reactive little boy. And that brings me to Melania. Why the fuck do they let this arm candy dimbo speak in public? She's comparing him to a little boy, saying that he was easily egged on by Billy Bush, and lamenting the negativity of social media. lol.
Trump's latest effort to distract us from the fallout of his last battle loss is to complain/cry/whine that the whole game is rigged. This time, the shittest that he is failing is an open mic. Although Melania's interview was counterproductive, she was right. He is a (spoiled) little boy.
#LoserDonald