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Vote for Hillary-get a blow job from Madonna.


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2016 Oct 22, 7:14pm   3,760 views  23 comments

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http://thehill.com/blogs/in-the-know/301780-madonna-pledges-oral-sex-for-clinton-voters

Madonna is pledging to perform oral sex on voters who cast their ballots for Hillary Clinton.

The pop queen, known for her shocking antics, made the remark Tuesday while opening for comedian Amy Schumer in New York.

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1   FNWGMOBDVZXDNW   2016 Oct 22, 7:42pm  

Is that legal in Nevada? That's going to cause long lines if she delivers in the voting booth.

2   Ceffer   2016 Oct 22, 7:43pm  

Didn't she leave fang scars on Guy Ritchie's dick? Just like a shallow pop star: a promise nobody will make you keep. She's kind of old, does she keep her cheek muscles tuned up?

3   zzyzzx   2016 Oct 22, 8:03pm  

Obligatory Free BJ comment.

4   Ceffer   2016 Oct 22, 10:07pm  

Of course, maybe she just thought this was the best way to get people to vote for Trump.

5   junkmail   2016 Oct 23, 10:07am  

Is this to get ppl to vote for Hillary?
Or is it a threat not to vote for her?

Can't decide.

6   Strategist   2016 Oct 23, 10:16am  

I promise to perform oral sex on any pretty woman that votes for Trump.

7   lostand confused   2016 Oct 23, 12:09pm  

Strategist says

I promise to perform oral sex on any pretty woman that votes for Trump

What if she turns out to be a chick with a dick??

8   Dan8267   2016 Oct 23, 12:35pm  

lostand confused says

Madonna is pledging to perform oral sex on voters who cast their ballots for Hillary Clinton.

How exactly is having a 58-year-old tramp suck you off an appealing proposition?

9   patriotgamer148   2016 Oct 23, 12:38pm  

You dumbass Trump faggots waiting for your Milo blow job?

10   Dan8267   2016 Oct 23, 12:44pm  

patriotgamer148 says

You dumbass Trump faggots waiting for your Milo blow job?

Wow, that's homophobic, but not surprising coming from a Hillary supporter. She's has a long history of homophobia.

Let's just face facts. Both Hillary and Trump are terrible candidates and either one is going to do great harm. It's one thing to advocate which you think is the lesser of the two evils, but only a dumb ass thinks either is qualified to be president.

11   lostand confused   2016 Oct 23, 1:15pm  

Dan8267 says

How exactly is having a 58-year-old tramp suck you off an appealing proposition

Maybe she has dentures? I hear-not from experience-that people with no teeth give the best blowjobs??

12   Dan8267   2016 Oct 23, 3:48pm  

That would explain the popularity of toothless goats with Call It Crazy.

13   anonymous   2016 Nov 2, 11:25pm  

Hillary is offering fellatio to anyone voting for Trump. That strategy could work.

14   zzyzzx   2016 Nov 7, 3:23pm  

http://www.dailydot.com/irl/porn-stars-blowjob-donald-trump/

Porn stars offer free blowjobs to everyone who votes against Donald Trump

Two porn stars are willing to go down to ensure that Hillary Clinton doesn’t.

Following in Madonna’s footsteps, Angelina Castro and Maggie Green are offering to give as many blowjobs as it takes to keep Donald Trump out of the White House.

“It’s very simple,” Castro says in a promotional video. “All you have to do is vote against the orange clown. No brainer.”

It’s a little more complicated than that, but not much. Here are the official rules, for this very official contest:

  • To qualify for a BJ fans must follow both Angelina Castro and Maggie Green on Twitter and vote against Trump. Details on how to collect the BJs if Trump loses the election will be posted on TeamBJ.com three days after the election day. The girls are tentatively planning Inauguration Day to deliver on their promise.

15   zzyzzx   2016 Nov 8, 2:19pm  

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/election/madonna-withdraws-oral-sex-promise-hillary-voters-article-1.2864602
No, Madonna is not giving oral sex to Hillary Clinton voters today, as promised

Madonna has withdrawn from her pledge to provide some, er, satisfaction to Hillary voters, the latest disappointment in an election season full of them.

The singer had famously promised the oral sex last month — “And I am good,” she added, lest anyone question her gratification qualifications — but when a Hillary supporter, armed with a selfie of his ballot, showed up to claim the prize, he was greeted with derision.

"Ha ha ha ha," laughed the security guard at her Madgesty's Upper East Side manse. "I didn’t get that information, sorry, man."

He then hung up, leaving a reporter with the ultimate hanging chad. Indeed, given that I was the only man seeking to have my ballot punched, I wanted to ask a follow-up question: Was Madonna upset that no men showed up to be rewarded for saying “I’m with her”?

#liar

16   NuttBoxer   2016 Nov 8, 2:25pm  

zzyzzx is deplorable says

Porn stars offer free blowjobs to everyone who votes against Donald Trump

This is considered bribery, and quite illegal according to federal law. Now if we elected a Libertarian, the first thing they'd do is abolish victim-less crimes, leaving the door wide open for blow jobs right in front of the inauguration podium. Or maybe IN the inauguration podium, a-la police academy.

www.youtube.com/embed/_rZCofcCbc0

17   FuckTheMainstreamMedia   2016 Nov 8, 2:30pm  

This is why Patrict.net is fantastic. Here we have true integrity with our very own Turtle Dove holding true to her pledge.

Madonna, lacking integrity, welches on hers.

18   zzyzzx   2016 Nov 8, 2:40pm  

NuttBoxer says

Or maybe IN the inauguration podium, a-la police academy.

Got a link to a video for that?

19   zzyzzx   2016 Nov 8, 2:41pm  

Gropey McGroperson says

Here we have true integrity with our very own Turtle Dove holding true to her pledge.

What did she pledge to do if Trump won?

20   zzyzzx   2018 Aug 3, 8:19am  

Madonna has deported herself:
21   joshuatrio   2018 Aug 3, 2:14pm  

zzyzzx says


What a scary pic. That hag looks like my mother in law... who is a psychotic, obsessive, compulsive liar.
22   FuckTheMainstreamMedia   2018 Aug 3, 2:19pm  

joshuatrio says
zzyzzx says


What a scary pic. That hag looks like my mother in law... who is a psychotic, obsessive, compulsive liar.


If true....wait about 20 years.....

Also, madonna is gross but I would not decline a gum job from her.
23   RC2006   2018 Aug 3, 2:39pm  

She was hot.... When Reagan was president.

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