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Instead of "a chicken in every pot", for Trumpligula, "a hand in every fur pie".

DieBankOfAmericaPhukkingDie says

A FISTFUL OF FUR PIE,

IN LIVING COLOR

This is right up your ally, Diebank. From the article:

...Perve Per View TV will also soon have a paid premium channel that will allow viewing of women and girls. It will be divided into two channels and called Grope TV and the Lolita Channel. Trump will be very strict, requiring only voluptuous women and girls willing to sign a form saying that they have consented to this deal. He will require that they lie about their age. Actually, it is more of a don't ask don't tell policy.

Donald will be politically involved in the free aspect of the Perve Per View TV political coverage, inciting his followers to take out their anger in the street, as a means of competing with Fox News, who incubated the cultish Aryan Supremacist Leader in the first place. Any TV network guilty of incubating Donald Trump deserves to have its ratings die off. We look forward to this process taking down morons like Bill O'Reilly and force the lovely Megyn Kelly to move to CNN...

...Trump will not allow old nicknames on his shows, like Agent Orange, Hair Hitler, Short-Fingered Vulgarian, Hair Furor, Humpty Trumpty, Alpha Molester, and any other nicknames not mentioned at the beginning of this article. He especially does not like being called the fascist carnival barker or Darth Hater or nicknames that seem to nail who he really is.

So, with Trump well on his way toward another career, I leave you with a real quote, something he said to Howard Stern:

"No, I have no age—I mean, I have age limit. I don't want to be like Congressman Foley, with, you know, 12-year-olds."

What could possibly go wrong with Perve Per View TV and the Lolita Channel?