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White men correcting an election with guns: patriots.

Black football players kneeling at a sports event: traitors.

I know that the musket has a butt, but in case this guy isn't into buggery - is there a pussy on those things?

jazz music says

In any event he can suck my musket.

There's a groundswell of public demand to retire "choke the chicken" and replace it with "grab my musket."

HydroCabron says

White men correcting an election with guns: patriots.

Black football players kneeling at a sports event: traitors.

Well said HydroCabron.

Now I know why Fox News supports Trump. They are afraid of the new Trump cable network, Perve Per View TV. Also the special channels he will offer cannot be outdone by Fox, Grope TV and the Lolita Channel: http://www.examplesofglobalization.com/2016/10/donald-trumps-perve-per-view-tv.html

After all, Trump said this on Stern, and he will want a "piece" or 100 of the cable action:

"No, I have no age—I mean, I have age limit. I don't want to be like Congressman Foley, with, you know, 12-year-olds."

1776 technology is just what you need to wage successful war these days.

Trump promised these loyal people many virgins, or not so virgin underaged prostitutes.

Gary Anderson says

Tea Party Congressman Says He Will Grab His Musket If Trump Loses.

Talk is cheap. Let's see some action.

Lol, let's hope we don't see action. Seriously, that is a concern.

DieBankOfAmericaPhukkingDie says

A real man would be promising to chunk the traitors with belt-fed patriotism.

Yeah, real men. Sad that they are trying to influence the election by threats of force. That is just wrong.

DieBankOfAmericaPhukkingDie says

A real man would be promising to chunk the traitors with belt-fed patriotism.

[Sheds tear]

This is the second-most patriotic act I know of, short of keying the entire parking lot at Whole Foods.

YesYNot says 'I know that the musket has a butt, but in case this guy isn't into buggery - is there a pussy on those things?'
Of course he is into buggery; fortunately he wants to be buggered by, not bugger the musket. Muskets are phallic shaped so he is in luck. At any rate Hillary might put on a strap-on and oblige him for his vote.

DieBankOfAmericaPhukkingDie says

Or spitting in the peanut butter grinder at Whole Foods.

Only Republicans would hate whole foods.

I doubt if he could find his musket. In the famous words of Bill Murray, "That man has no dick."

DieBankOfAmericaPhukkingDie says

Give me M134 or Give Me Head!

Your version of Patrick Henry's statement, Give me liberty or give me death!

DieBankOfAmericaPhukkingDie says

HydroCabron says

This is the second-most patriotic act I know of, short of keying the entire parking lot at Whole Foods.

Or spitting in the peanut butter grinder at Whole Foods.

Or pissing in the asparagus water.

He says he'll grab it, not shoot it.

Worry about a dog that bites, not one that barks.

FortWayne says

Worry about a dog that bites, not one that barks.

If we said that we would be going to jail.