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zzyzzx is deplorable says

Breast augmentation surgery is in free fall

Thanks Obama.

zzyzzx is deplorable says

Vogue UK declared that showing cleavage is no longer fashionable

What Vogue says matters not at all. Men will continue to look at cleavage when it is displayed, and women will continue to display it because it works.

Good riddance! The fake ones don't look that good. Don't get me wrong, in certain cases they are better than the alternative (like after a mastectomy or in cases where they didn't grow at all or are deformed in some way). Other than special circumstances, I think implants aren't necessarily better simply because they are bigger than what you were born with.

A lot of doctors will push implants as a way to achieve a breast lift under the argument of less scars. If mine start heading south, I think I'd still go for the lift over the implant. If you're fair skinned and not prone to keloids, the scars will be virtually invisible in a year or so.

Fake or real, doesn't matter to me as long as they look good.

zzyzzx is deplorable says

Fake or real, doesn't matter to me as long as they look good.

Natural breasts taste better.

Nobody got the pun in the headline, "Free Fall".

turtledove says

he fake ones don't look that good.

zzyzzx is deplorable says

Fake or real, doesn't matter to me as long as they look good.

Look good or not, fake is bad because it's fake. It's false advertising.

I've never liked it.
I would prefere those flat pancake tits over huge fake Bazonkers.

I disagree, both Winona Ryder and Britney Spears have great fake t.its!

I wouldn't mind t.itty f.ucking either one of them, esp Winona during her 'Heather' days.

Oh, I'd forgotten ... Selma Hayek has the greatest fake t.its of all time. Wow! Those look phenomenal, esp in conjunction with her juicy a.ss.

Demand is sagging.

Rin says

I disagree, both Winona Ryder and Britney Spears have great fake t.its!

Winona Ryder has fake breasts? Thanks for ruining a cherished childhood memory.

What's next? You gonna tell me that Jennifer Love Hewitt's breasts are fake?

Dan8267 says

Winona Ryder has fake breasts? Thanks for ruining a cherished childhood memory.

What did you think happened, prior to 'Edward Scissorhands', that she went into hyperbolic bazonka growth?

Dan8267 says

Look good or not, fake is bad because it's fake. It's false advertising.

So, you would prefer a flat chested woman to one with a nice fake rack?

Sorry Dan, but I like fake t.its, esp when they're done right!

Have you ever seen a cute Korean gal (who normally only has an 'A'), have a near perfect 'C' rack with a tight a.ss? Well ... I did and let me tell you, finishing on those knockers, really made my month!

Dan, here's the crux of my argument, let's say for the sake of argument, that the boobs below were fake ...

Now, when you're sliding your well-lubed salami between them and are on the verge of cumming ... do you really care if they're made of adipose tissue (a.k.a fat) or some synthetic polymer?

Seriously, your mind won't be pondering organic vs inorganic chemistry, just prior to ejaculation.

Very, very rarely to see well made fake boobs. Usually just a turn off.

What's this obsession with tit fuck and ejaculating on the girl? I don't see the appeal.

FP says

What's this obsession with tit fuck and ejaculating on the girl? I don't see the appeal.

What about her mouth?

You can tell the women who get them, they are really "in your face" to get you to look at them. Sproing, sproing. Of course, if they want to beat me up with them, I'll sit still for a few minutes.

zzyzzx is deplorable says

So, you would prefer a flat chested woman to one with a nice fake rack?

Yes. Sex is 90% psychological, especially if you are older than 30. So a real woman with small size A breasts is better than fake size DD.

Sure, breasts proportional to the body are awesome, but I'd rather have a real experience than an illusion no matter how pretty the illusion. That's the same reason I've never done drugs.

Rin says

Now, when you're sliding your well-lubed salami between them and are on the verge of cumming ... do you really care if they're made of adipose tissue (a.k.a fat) or some synthetic polymer?

I do. I understand a lot of guys don't, but I do. It's why a sex bot, no matter how realistic looking, will never be a replacement for a real woman. It comes down to this, which do you prefer, the fantasy or reality. I like reality.

Dan8267 says

I do. I understand a lot of guys don't, but I do. It's why a sex bot, no matter how realistic looking, will never be a replacement for a real woman. It comes down to this, which do you prefer, the fantasy or reality. I like reality.

For me, reality is a whinny b.itch (ala much of dating/sex in America) whereas in MTL, you pay for the fantasy of a hot Quebecois w/o an attitude.

That's all well and true to a large extent, but fake breasts doesn't turn a vile woman into a nice person. If anything, I think fake breasts indicate a greater propensity to manipulate lovers.

This thread reminds me of a Chris Rock bit, especially starting at 2:30.

www.youtube.com/embed/ioQZrMQegj4

jazz music votes early says

Less discretionary money to blow.

Yeah, it's all Obama's fault!!!

FP says

What's this obsession with tit fuck and ejaculating on the girl? I don't see the appeal.

Here's the thing ... many Korean women have small breasts. So when they perform a body slide, sure feeling the legs, butts, etc is great erotic massage however, the t.its just don't get me a rise. When my schlong is compressed between a pair of knockers, however, while I'm touching the rest of her moving body, it's a very natural arousal, followed by ejaculation.

Artistically speaking, it's analogous to finishing a rock song with a great guitar solo.

Think about it ... if 'Hotel California' ended with Henley's foreboding, "You can check out anything you like, but you can never leave", well, it would have been an intellectual finisher, fine for the thinking man but not really a great rock ending. Instead, Felder and Walsh launched an amazing guitar solo/duet, which made the song what it was, one of the greatest.

I see t.itty f.ucking, as the guitar solo of the erotic massage/body slide.

jazz music votes early says

something pornography customers can't see.

BTW, I don't watch porn. I have a far greater imagination than those one note hacks.

jazz music votes early says

Afterwards what do you feel? awkward? Discomfort? Even fear?

Actually, I feel great!

My body feels relaxed and then I'm ready to get back to work.

BTW, the following is the Eagle's 'Hotel California' ...

www.youtube.com/embed/ND3I0h0RUbI

The Felder/Walsh guitar solo is from 4:19 to 6:30, you can listen to that ending, again and again, even w/o listening to the whole song.

If you stop the song at 4:18, it's a subclassic, akin to something from Henley's solo career like 'Boys of the Summer', not among the greatest songs of all time.

Tenpoundbass says

I've never liked it.

I would prefere those flat pancake tits over huge fake Bazonkers.

Being a true fan of breasts - I don't care if they are real or fake, I just LOVE them. Fun to look at and play with.

I'm not a pervert, but I ejaculate in vaginas.

HydroCabron says

I'm not a pervert, but I ejaculate in vaginas.

How disgusting.

FP says

What's this obsession with tit fuck and ejaculating on the girl? I don't see the appeal.

https://www.reddit.com/r/cumsluts/

Strategist says

HydroCabron says

I'm not a pervert, but I ejaculate in vaginas.

How disgusting.

Don't judge me! I can't help myself ... it's not a "lifestyle choice."

In my day-to-day life, I'm just like anybody else, 'cept I fuck vaginas.

Rin says

Here's the thing ... many Korean women have small breasts.

Rin says

When my schlong is compressed between a pair of knockers, however, while I'm touching the rest of her moving body

What direction is her head pointing - towards your feet or head?

Strategist says

FP says

What's this obsession with tit fuck and ejaculating on the girl? I don't see the appeal.

What about her mouth?

In, not on.

turtledove says

Good riddance! The fake ones don't look that good. Don't get me wrong, in certain cases they are better than the alternative (like after a mastectomy or in cases where they didn't grow at all or are deformed in some way). Other than special circumstances, I think implants aren't necessarily better simply because they are bigger than what you were born with.

A lot of doctors will push implants as a way to achieve a breast lift under the argument of less scars. If mine start heading south, I think I'd still go for the lift over the implant. If you're fair skinned and not prone to keloids, the scars will be virtually invisible in a year or so.

I usually agree with you, but I disagree in this case. Some women have little or no boobs at all, and they simply look better with bigger fake ones...at least to most men.

Here I am, talking about 'Hotel California' and classic rock, but yet, in general, you don't get it.

Sex is not too bad except when Republicans & Democrats fuck me 24/7.

There's one consolation, they will continue being stupid until they fuck themselves.