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Couple had sex in McDonald's lot in front of boy, 6

By zzyzzx following x   2016 Nov 22, 9:30am 3,675 views   19 comments   watch   sfw   quote     share    


http://www.ctpost.com/news/us/article/Police-Couple-had-sex-in-McDonald-s-lot-in-front-10630032.php#photo-11846545

Police in Orange say two McDonald's employees were leaving the restaurant on Nov. 15 when they spotted two people engaged in sexual activity in the front seats of a car. They say the child was in the back seat, awake and alert.

Police say they arrived to find 28-year-old Kimberly Onorato partially undressed. Police say Onorato and 27-year-old Rory Clark stated they had only been cuddling.

Clark and Onorato are both charged with impairing morals of a minor and breach of peace. Online court records don't list lawyers for the pair.

The child was turned over to a relative. Police also contacted child welfare authorities.

#sex #mcdonalds

1   justme   ignore (0)   2016 Nov 22, 9:42am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Where was that article about how people used to live in one room and had no privacy?

4   missing   ignore (1)   2016 Nov 22, 10:23am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Americans love to snitch

5   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2016 Nov 22, 10:34am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

If you haven't tried it with secret sauce, you shouldn't judge.

6   mmmarvel   ignore (0)   2016 Nov 22, 10:42am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Good Lord, after seeing the picture of her ... a pity f*ck for her and the man needs a SERIOUS eye examination.

7   HEY YOU   ignore (7)   2016 Nov 22, 11:26am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

mmmarvel says

Good Lord, after seeing the picture of her ... a pity f*ck for her and the man needs a SERIOUS eye examination.

A hard dick is blind.

8   finehoe   ignore (0)   2016 Nov 22, 11:27am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

zzyzzx is deplorable says

Police in Orange

Obviously Trump supporters ;)

9   Rin   ignore (4)   2016 Nov 22, 6:30pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote        

mmmarvel says

after seeing the picture of her ... a pity f*ck for her

And then ppl on this forum ... criticize me for wanting to bonk, drop dead gorgeous French-Canadian escorts up in Montreal.

10   Strategist   ignore (1)   2016 Nov 22, 6:34pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Rin says

mmmarvel says

after seeing the picture of her ... a pity f*ck for her

And then ppl on this forum ... criticize me for wanting to bonk, drop dead gorgeous

I've been doing that for almost 30 years. It's called a wife.

11   Rin   ignore (4)   2016 Nov 22, 6:48pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Strategist says

I've been doing that for almost 30 years. It's called a wife.

Strategist, you ain't fooling me. This is what you want to bonk ...

you remember, the lingerie model up in MTL?

12   Strategist   ignore (1)   2016 Nov 22, 6:52pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Rin says

Strategist, you ain't fooling me. This is what you want to bonk ...

I do, i do. I'm a man, and that's my instinct.

13   Rin   ignore (4)   2016 Nov 22, 6:59pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Strategist says

I do, i do. I'm a man, and that's my instinct.

If I were born rich ... I could have had this woman, or another just like her, all of the time.

This is why I can't understand how a multi-millionaire bozo like Brad Pitt, could end up with a psycho witch like Angelina Jolie.

Or how some media executive, making more than me, be caught in some retarded *sex slave scandal* with a former co-worker ...

https://patrick.net/She+really+needed+the+job

14   Strategist   ignore (1)   2016 Nov 22, 7:03pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote        

Rin says

Strategist says

I do, i do. I'm a man, and that's my instinct.

If I were born rich ... I could have had this woman, or another just like her, all of the time.

This is why I can't understand how a multi-millionaire bozo like Brad Pitt, could end up with a psycho witch like Angelina Jolie.

Or how some media executive, making more than me, be caught in some retarded *sex slave scandal* with a former co-worker ...

Men are sexual predators. They want to impregnate as many women as possible. That's what makes a man.

15   Rin   ignore (4)   2016 Nov 22, 7:04pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Strategist says

Men are sexual predators. They want to impregnate as many women as possible. That's what makes a man.

That's too general. For me, I simply like to bonk. And when a say bonk ... I like to bonk hotties, not fatties.

16   Strategist   ignore (1)   2016 Nov 22, 7:08pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote        

Rin says

Strategist says

Men are sexual predators. They want to impregnate as many women as possible. That's what makes a man.

That's too general. For me, I simply like to bonk. And when a say bonk ... I like to bonk hotties, not fatties.

That makes you normal. But eventually you have to settle down with the right woman.

17   Rin   ignore (4)   2016 Nov 22, 7:38pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Strategist says

But eventually you have to settle down with the right woman.

Now that I haven't dated in 5+ years, and have only boinked hot hoes, MTL (or other cities), I see no reason to settle with anyone.

You see, that's the folly of a man, pre-30 years of age. Afterwards, once a man achieves true independence, it's about having a nice bonk w/o the overhead of a relationship.

18   komputodo   ignore (0)   2016 Nov 22, 10:31pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Isn't that the fat pig from snopes?





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