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Women who have more sex have better memories, study finds

By zzyzzx follow zzyzzx   2016 Dec 1, 8:04am 2,582 views   15 comments   watch   nsfw   quote   share    


http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/love-sex/women-who-have-more-sex-have-better-memories-study-finds-a7449286.html

Women who often have sex have better memories, according to a new study.

The findings suggest that having sex often is linked to memory function and the hippocampus.

#sex

1   Dan8267   ignore (3)   2016 Dec 1, 2:40pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Merely getting married improves a woman's memory. They never forget anything you ever do or fail to do.

2   Patrick   ignore (0)   2018 Aug 11, 3:50pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

zzyzzx says
Women who often have sex have better memories


Of course memories of sex are better than the memories of celibacy, which are boring.
3   Ceffer   ignore (3)   2018 Aug 11, 3:53pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

zzyzzx says

Women who often have sex have better memories, according to a new study.




Of course they do. They remember that they never got enough monetary or social benefit for it, and it's time for revenge and payback.
4   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (43)   2018 Aug 11, 5:01pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

THE! SANCTIFYING! BALM! has copious proportions of memory enhancing vitamins and proteins.
5   Ceffer   ignore (3)   2018 Aug 11, 5:14pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

All that effort going into convincing women that a daily sperm facial is the best skin cream, and would keep them young and unwrinkled, never worked.
6   RC2006   ignore (4)   2018 Aug 11, 5:48pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Why spend money on a protein shake when a guy will give it for free.
7   FortWayne   ignore (4)   2018 Aug 11, 6:06pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

I’m going to show this to my wife
8   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (43)   2018 Aug 11, 6:30pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

I can see the ads now.

EXTREME CLOSE-UP: Shaking elderly lady in wheelchair drooling uncontrollably

"Don't let this fate befall you! Three to 15 swallows a day keeps the Alzheimer's away!"
9   CornPoptheOriginalGangster   ignore (5)   2018 Aug 11, 6:59pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

That is one catch-22.
10   6rdB   ignore (0)   2018 Aug 11, 7:19pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says
THE! SANCTIFYING! BALM! has copious proportions of memory enhancing vitamins and proteins.

AF should moonlight as advertising writer for cosmetic and pharmaceutical companies.
11   MrMagic   ignore (11)   2018 Aug 11, 7:34pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

...."To make their findings, the team asked a small cohort of 78 heterosexual women under the age of 30 to take part in a memory test involving people’s faces, and another with abstract words. They also completed a questionnaire to record their Grade Point Average, and whether they used birth control.

The results showed that the women who had sex most frequently were better able to recall abstract words. Sex didn’t, however, affect their score for remembering faces. "


Remembering abstract words??? What the hell is the benefit to that?

I would rather have her remember how to make me a ham sandwich, wash my car and clean my guns. Now, that would be a benefit!
12   RC2006   ignore (4)   2018 Aug 11, 8:14pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Its because they absorb male sperm into their brains.
13   Ceffer   ignore (3)   2018 Aug 11, 8:31pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

More sex=more accounts receivables to keep up with.
14   TrumpingTits   ignore (2)   2018 Aug 11, 9:28pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

RC2006 says
Its because the absorb male sperm into their brains.

15   Tenpoundbass   ignore (15)   2018 Aug 12, 5:59am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

So you find Virgins in the lost and found department.

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