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Patrick says

First Dinosaur Tail Found Preserved in Amber

Nothing like getting some dinosaur tail. Am I right?

Dinosaur Dingleberries in Amber, up for auction at Sotheby's.

Those libbies with their so called "science" trying to tell as again that the world has been here for more than 6000 years. Pshhhhht. Believing this makes about as much sense as believing that anthropogenic climate change is real. Fricking liberals !

Satan put that amber there to mislead you and test your faith.

Hard to disprove.

Does this make Jurassic Park more likely to happen in real life?

Booger says

amber

http://www.cnn.com/2016/12/08/health/dinosaur-tail-trapped-in-amber-trnd/

McKellar said that soft tissue and decayed blood from the tail were found in the amber but no genetic material was preserved.

they found TRex DNA back in 1993.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Higby_Schweitzer
Evidence for the extraction of short segments of ancient DNA from dinosaur fossils has been reported on two separate occasions.[14] The extraction of protein, soft tissue, remnant cells and organelle-like structures from dinosaur fossils has been confirmed.[15][16][17] Blood-derived porphyrin proteins have also been discovered in a mid Eocene mosquito fossil.[18]

That looks like an ounce of shatter

Patrick says

A Cretaceous-era ant and plant debris were also trapped in the resin.

What a terrible way to die.

rando says

Satan put that amber there to mislead you and test your faith.

Hard to disprove.

Or a time-traveling atheist.