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Homeless man, 26, survives by picking up different women every night


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2016 Dec 16, 12:41pm   3,030 views  9 comments

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Apparently men can do it too:

http://forum.mmajunkie.com/forum/threads/homeless-man-26-survives-by-picking-up-different-women-every-night.63982/

JOE is homeless on the streets of New York — yet his hair is neat, his beard clipped and his clothes clean and stylish.
His secret? He gets a different woman to take him home every night.
The 26-year-old from Boston picks up someone new three or four nights a week.
It means he gets to sleep on a comfortable bed and use a shower.

Most of the women he goes home with don’t seem to realise he curls up in cardboard for the other two or three nights. “If I strike out on a weekend night, it’ll be seven o’clock in the morning and girls will go wake me up and they’ll be like, ‘you passed out on the sidewalk, you need to go home,’” he tells.
“My responsibility is not to look homeless. I go to [US grocery chain] CVS and I take their hair gel; you know they have mirrors near the makeup section? I fix my hair, I grab a Red Bull and I walk out.”

Joe has four “pretty good outfits”, which he wears on rotation.
He makes roughly $150 a day from begging, a handsome sum he attributes to his clean-cut appearance.
“If you’re the type of person who inspires compassion then people are going to give you money.
“The reason people give me the amount of money they do is because they realise they’re just that f***ing close to becoming homeless.”

He even gives money to other homeless people for food.

Joe, who was kicked out by his mother when she found his stash of drugs, spends his days drinking and admits he might be able to afford a house if he stopped.
He considers himself a “gypsy” rather than a “bum”, but says he would never advise a young person to do what he is doing.
“This abstract lifestyle is not for everybody,” he says. “I’m pretty sure if you look around you at the f***ing hundreds of thousands of homeless people in New York City, I’m the only one who could really pull this s**t off.”

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1   Ceffer   2016 Dec 16, 1:12pm  

Yeah, a reliable source of self reportage and information, especially the sex bragging. I always get my wisdom from street addicts and alcoholics. I wonder if he has any hot stock market tips.

2   MisdemeanorRebel   2016 Dec 16, 1:17pm  

Now we know what RIN really does for a living. Hmmm, Boston Native?

3   Tenpoundbass   2016 Dec 16, 1:24pm  

He's the first person to be picked up by stray dogs.

I mean if they were lookers he would stay for at least weeks at a time if not days.

I woke up in a strange woman's bed one time. Blacked out the night before. I was in her bed in a one room eff. while She was laying on the floor with her head against the door.
I really dreaded having to wake her up, so I could get out of that door and never come back. (still shuddering)

4   Dan8267   2016 Dec 16, 2:23pm  

Heraclitusstudent says

Homeless man, 26, survives by picking up different women every night

We've all done that.

5   Dan8267   2016 Dec 16, 2:27pm  

www.youtube.com/embed/bmav517MQJc

Meet Joe, the homeless Millennial who has mastered the art of getting women to take him home with them.

6   Dan8267   2016 Dec 16, 2:28pm  

More evidence that women in America today are not marriage material.

7   Heraclitusstudent   2016 Dec 16, 2:58pm  

Dan8267 says

Heraclitusstudent says

Homeless man, 26, survives by picking up different women every night

We've all done that.

Millennials have.

8   Dan8267   2016 Dec 16, 3:14pm  

Gen X was almost as slutty. The hookup culture has been around since the early 1990s.

9   Heraclitusstudent   2016 Dec 16, 3:19pm  

Yes but not homeless :-)

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