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No problem...er...lady?

Fwiw, the shirt was not necessary to keep me from grabbing your gunt.

Ironman says

That's Dan's type of babe!!!

That's Dan himself.

what a waste of ink

Man the the harpoons that be moby cunt!

What I am afraid of is that that pussy will start pouring over me like a cellulite oil slick and spit my skeleton out later.

Ironman says

That's Dan's type of babe!!!

CIC's type of babe.

#rechargeableBatteriesDumbass

Straw Man says

That's Dan himself.

I thought it was your wife.

Oilwelldoctor says

Don't grab my pussy

First of all, how would I find her pussy?

www.youtube.com/embed/UKzGLXtXy6o?start=9&end=13

Dan8267 says

Straw Man says

That's Dan himself.

I thought it was your wife.

Nope, you're definitely not my wife.

Ironman says

That's Dan's type of babe!!!

Why, does it have a penis?

it's an offshoot of the fight or flight syndrome..
by telling you not to grab her pussy she's protecting herself against the emotional wreckage of knowing that you won't.